"What do you mean my child is NOT allowed to do that!"

Feb 28, 2017 2:24 AM

DukePony

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Bit of a long one, so strap-in and strap-on.

TL;DR kid destroys bathroom with piss, parent sees nothing wrong with this...

Firstly, I have the great fortune of working for an indoor skydiving range. Generally, customers are very excited to see/fly with us. I understand that little children can find our high-energy atmosphere a little overwhelming, and will sometimes misbehave or not listen as well as they should.

However, there are always the exceptionally shitty children that you can tell are horrible ALL-the-time. And unsurprisingly the parents are always masters at ignoring their disgusting spawn.

I've dealt with children fighting, children trying to pull decorations off the walls, children climbing said decorations, and even children trying to steal food from birthday parties (which they were not part of). But yesterday, I had to clean up this mess...

I'm doing a bathroom check around noon. Bottom floor; all clear. I get to the top floor, and I walk past one of the bathrooms and notice that there is a young boy (about 12?) peeing in the toilet with the door Wide-open! I 360 nope-scope out of the way and close the door for him. Few seconds pass and he leaves without flushing or washing his hands... honestly that's pretty standard.

What wasn't standard, was this! Toilet paper and tampons, and piss all over the seat. Naturally I'm absolutely disgusted and pretty freaking mad. So I hop out onto the flight-deck (where the big wind tunnel is) and look for the boys parents. Being the master detective I am, I quickly find the little brat's mother.

Very politely and professionally, I ask M.o.t.Y (Mom of the Year) if her child was the brat. She confirms my suspicions. So I inform her of what her child did to the bathroom. Her response; "why are you telling me? You should be telling a janitor..."

GG M.o.t.Y, GG. I hope you have fun raising your little criminal when he gets older...

First post, so be gentle with me! I just had to write about this somewhere, because I was blown away by it.

Alright, I'm strapped on

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If I ever behaved the way some kids do nowadays, my mother would beat me in public then kill me at home.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm OK if you piss on the toilet and not urinals, but if you pee with the seat down and leave it stained, we have some fucking problems, man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"why are you telling me? You should be telling a janitor..." Grats, you just got a promotion! Bitch! Clean up your kid's shit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free tampons ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and then they become adults in jail while mom claims to the world that they are angels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what you get for working at a Gen I tunnel...Gen I people. Just kidding of course! Sorry you had to deal with that b.s. total crap.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure the only "Bottom-Blower" left is in Florida; and thank god I don't work in Florida! Florida-man is too much for me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL! There's one left in Perris CA. I just flew it today, in the rain. My neck still stings. Thankfully there were no goblins there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never have I wanted more to comment with the Dave Chappell piss gif

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Working in an indoor skydiving facility, I'd expect you would get blown away regularly, but this is unacceptable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bad pun, but one we use often, take your up-boat!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Misleading title is misleading.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell her take her and her garbage child the fuck on before you call the cops for vandalism.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I walked into the bathroom to see a 10 ish year old boy pissing in the floor, with dad laughing his ass off. Fuck people and their kids.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

hehe "strap-on"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a little shit. This is why condoms are important.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Seriously, business need to stamp this shit out & stop taking crap from customers. It's only teaching people/kids there aren't consequences

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping the story ended with them being kicked out.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Believe me I wanted to, but we were too busy, and we have a strict "tolerate everything" policy... se-la-vi

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

should follow up with image to shame parents, these sort of parents really grinds my gears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C'est la vie

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Lego store is the same, i was yelled and cursed at in front of little kids and i had to smile and nodd, then my manager apoligized to her

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tolerate these fists son

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear, companies need to start suing customers for stuff like this. It's not okay.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

12 is too old to be called a kid. Call him a cunt

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tell your boss when that happens, assholes like that need to pay for that stuff (TP and tampons aren't cheap) and be humiliated

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

After cleaning toilet and before washing hands congratulate M.O.T.Y. for raising such children with a wet handshake and pat on the back.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+ $50 Toilet Cleaning Fee.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I would whoop my child's ass!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. "Blown away by it" Is that a skydiving pun?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"...blown away..." i see what you did there @op

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lil shit was 12? His parents are in for a pleasant 6 years

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Right? I was reading this thinking it must have been a 4 year old, they can behave like that even with good parents. But 12??? Holy fuck!!!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"with all due respect ma'am functioning adults are supposed to clean up their own shit"

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

"actually nevermind i don't think you could... y'know, with the toilet paper being in the toilet and all"

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitty people often make shitty children. Source: Desperately trying to not raise shitty children.

9 years ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 2

Crap

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've found that even the most basic desire to raise a good child turns out pretty well.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes children even find their own way to become good even without that desire from the parents.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well said.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you winning or losing?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Depends on if today is Tuesday.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanna say I'm winning but I might just have Stockholm

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

If you're trying, you're winning. Even though it may not seem like it sometimes

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Is that toilet on fucking carpet?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, it's a linoleum floor

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My BF inherited his Grandmother's house recently. The toilet was carpeted so she wouldn't slip. It's so gross if you think of the bacteria -

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but there's something cosy about it! It will be removed shortly though!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend has a guest bathroom in his house that has thick, plush carpeting... I used it (because it was weird), and got in trouble 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(nobody told me it was off limits).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A guest bathroom, offflimit to guests

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GOD NO! I'm pretty sure there are regulations against that, this isn't the Soviet Union... yet

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Oh now I see that it is In fact NOT carpet!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0