DukePony
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Bit of a long one, so strap-in and strap-on.
TL;DR kid destroys bathroom with piss, parent sees nothing wrong with this...
Firstly, I have the great fortune of working for an indoor skydiving range. Generally, customers are very excited to see/fly with us. I understand that little children can find our high-energy atmosphere a little overwhelming, and will sometimes misbehave or not listen as well as they should.
However, there are always the exceptionally shitty children that you can tell are horrible ALL-the-time. And unsurprisingly the parents are always masters at ignoring their disgusting spawn.
I've dealt with children fighting, children trying to pull decorations off the walls, children climbing said decorations, and even children trying to steal food from birthday parties (which they were not part of). But yesterday, I had to clean up this mess...
I'm doing a bathroom check around noon. Bottom floor; all clear. I get to the top floor, and I walk past one of the bathrooms and notice that there is a young boy (about 12?) peeing in the toilet with the door Wide-open! I 360 nope-scope out of the way and close the door for him. Few seconds pass and he leaves without flushing or washing his hands... honestly that's pretty standard.
What wasn't standard, was this! Toilet paper and tampons, and piss all over the seat. Naturally I'm absolutely disgusted and pretty freaking mad. So I hop out onto the flight-deck (where the big wind tunnel is) and look for the boys parents. Being the master detective I am, I quickly find the little brat's mother.
Very politely and professionally, I ask M.o.t.Y (Mom of the Year) if her child was the brat. She confirms my suspicions. So I inform her of what her child did to the bathroom. Her response; "why are you telling me? You should be telling a janitor..."
GG M.o.t.Y, GG. I hope you have fun raising your little criminal when he gets older...
First post, so be gentle with me! I just had to write about this somewhere, because I was blown away by it.
Luthoratemybaby
Alright, I'm strapped on
Greeneyeddevil
If I ever behaved the way some kids do nowadays, my mother would beat me in public then kill me at home.
iAppdata
I'm OK if you piss on the toilet and not urinals, but if you pee with the seat down and leave it stained, we have some fucking problems, man
Thaily
"why are you telling me? You should be telling a janitor..." Grats, you just got a promotion! Bitch! Clean up your kid's shit!
dcdoes
ireallylikefood
Free tampons ?
Pirate44
and then they become adults in jail while mom claims to the world that they are angels
panickynakedape
That's what you get for working at a Gen I tunnel...Gen I people. Just kidding of course! Sorry you had to deal with that b.s. total crap.
DukePony
I'm pretty sure the only "Bottom-Blower" left is in Florida; and thank god I don't work in Florida! Florida-man is too much for me!
panickynakedape
LOL! There's one left in Perris CA. I just flew it today, in the rain. My neck still stings. Thankfully there were no goblins there.
jaketheweimaraner
Never have I wanted more to comment with the Dave Chappell piss gif
00r3d
Working in an indoor skydiving facility, I'd expect you would get blown away regularly, but this is unacceptable
DukePony
Bad pun, but one we use often, take your up-boat!
Prinzka
Misleading title is misleading.
filben7
Tell her take her and her garbage child the fuck on before you call the cops for vandalism.
Dave830108
I walked into the bathroom to see a 10 ish year old boy pissing in the floor, with dad laughing his ass off. Fuck people and their kids.
oddynuff666
hehe "strap-on"
NotEvenMyFinalUsername
What a little shit. This is why condoms are important.
Ezzybells
Seriously, business need to stamp this shit out & stop taking crap from customers. It's only teaching people/kids there aren't consequences
TheInstrumentalist
I was hoping the story ended with them being kicked out.
DukePony
Believe me I wanted to, but we were too busy, and we have a strict "tolerate everything" policy... se-la-vi
mrrrager
should follow up with image to shame parents, these sort of parents really grinds my gears
gnocchtastic
C'est la vie
MostlyCatFavorites
Lego store is the same, i was yelled and cursed at in front of little kids and i had to smile and nodd, then my manager apoligized to her
whenyourassdontworklikeitusedtobefore
Tolerate these fists son
oxygenpeople
I swear, companies need to start suing customers for stuff like this. It's not okay.
uglysombrero
12 is too old to be called a kid. Call him a cunt
IamTheBaron
Tell your boss when that happens, assholes like that need to pay for that stuff (TP and tampons aren't cheap) and be humiliated
nomeathome
After cleaning toilet and before washing hands congratulate M.O.T.Y. for raising such children with a wet handshake and pat on the back.
ringofyre
+ $50 Toilet Cleaning Fee.
ColonialCat90
I would whoop my child's ass!
IPeakedinSecondGrade
Haha. "Blown away by it" Is that a skydiving pun?
bringonlywhatyouneedtosurvive
"...blown away..." i see what you did there @op
W0LFCola
The lil shit was 12? His parents are in for a pleasant 6 years
luposlipaphobia
Right? I was reading this thinking it must have been a 4 year old, they can behave like that even with good parents. But 12??? Holy fuck!!!
flamingchickens
"with all due respect ma'am functioning adults are supposed to clean up their own shit"
flamingchickens
"actually nevermind i don't think you could... y'know, with the toilet paper being in the toilet and all"
DrWhoTheHellAreYou
kakum31
Shitty people often make shitty children. Source: Desperately trying to not raise shitty children.
Ionlycommentcrap
Crap
GreaterDog
I've found that even the most basic desire to raise a good child turns out pretty well.
JustSomeHoneybadger
Sometimes children even find their own way to become good even without that desire from the parents.
WhyDoAmericansLoveTacos
well said.
ILoveCheeeese
Are you winning or losing?
coffey64
Depends on if today is Tuesday.
kakum31
I wanna say I'm winning but I might just have Stockholm
MyFavouriteHoodie
If you're trying, you're winning. Even though it may not seem like it sometimes
GunslingerGonzo
Is that toilet on fucking carpet?
butyeah25
No, it's a linoleum floor
bluetractor
My BF inherited his Grandmother's house recently. The toilet was carpeted so she wouldn't slip. It's so gross if you think of the bacteria -
bluetractor
but there's something cosy about it! It will be removed shortly though!
Buckbeak1486
My friend has a guest bathroom in his house that has thick, plush carpeting... I used it (because it was weird), and got in trouble 1/2
Buckbeak1486
(nobody told me it was off limits).
SealandIsARealCountry
A guest bathroom, offflimit to guests
DukePony
GOD NO! I'm pretty sure there are regulations against that, this isn't the Soviet Union... yet
GunslingerGonzo
Oh now I see that it is In fact NOT carpet!