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No warning signs. No communication. Just bam.
I'll be drinking a 6 pack tonight. Got the new Blue Moon Honey Wheat. Actually pretty tasty.
Edit: Send butts. I like butts.
raven69a
Stay awAy from bi polar meth dealers
YourMomJokes
butt fuck you
emscookie
Shit. Sorry to hear that.
imyourrealdad
Sorry OP, you just aren't management material.
OverMyDadBody
I think you left ot some parts of this story. What's the whole picture?
waitwhat1234
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there bud.
shanikwa
Once again. Solid advice is worry about ur own future first nd foremost, only when your future is set, should u care about another's?
imgoingtoforgetthisusername
Stay strong, my nigga
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vikungr
Welcome to the real world, where caring about someone doesn't make them care about you.
thesupersonic
Sounds like what happened to me :/
NgeruiscatinMaori
Up vote for blue moon
Justaweirdbitch
Shitty about the no warning! You'll be okay!!!! Gl!!!
cornertrail
Blue moon's a good beer
Chasus
6 pack? Nah. We have plenty of rum @Kidstechno
didthatgoin
She did you a favor my friend. Chin up and glass full.
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Amazingamandaaaaa
Your cute @op you will be fine. Better to know now than with a ring on her finger!
Kidstechno
Thanks!
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
If you're single, do you mind if i live vicariously through you?
Kidstechno
Absolutely.
ArdentSlacker
A) May not have time for you. B) May be able to do better. C) She doesn't owe you shit. D) She decides what she wants. So step up your game.
SitOnMyFaceSundays
Woah 6 pack to your self. Stay rad brother
hitlerindisguise
Yo that's a good beer man I had that the other day
NorthernBoy94
Forget the 6 pack break out the tequila and have a fiesta amigo, you're free!
Jasperman62
Six pack break up? Pfft. Let us know when the whole bottle of good bourbon breakup happens..
upvotehypnotoad
Well, I mean, only dating six months
Chasus
Yeah I got that covered. Not bourbon. But a good bottle of rum.
Doktor101
Did that one. Still doing that one. Not fun.
getatme88
Harry Nilsson "Fuck You"
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Butt fuck you? If i must...
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xXOccamsChainsawXx
That honey wheat isn't new... Its seasonal... Don't get too attached to it.... Don't make the same mistake I did.
Kidstechno
Noted. I haven't seen it before but was sure it was seasonal so taking advantage of the availability.
NotWhatYouPlanted
Like he got too attached to his GF, amirite?
boamere
All these cunts assuming shit, well i feel sorry for you mate, a breakup is shit...especially an abrupt one
Tamedsquall
Oh, just wait for that first sad little masturbation session without her.
JamBarn
Upvoted cause relatable.
Kidstechno
Masturbation isn't sad. If anything it's perfectly healthy!
Imjustheretoupvotestuffandmaybefavorite
Supporting her through the process of an interview isn't a big deal and not seeing you in her future is a valid reason for breaking up
gingerloaf
Truly, she felt out the relationship for 6months and didn't see it continuing. She is not a bad person in this context.
corbynDallas
HumanTrampoline
Thank you! The comments on this post are giving me cancer
WGTBaal
By Allah, this comfirms my research
insaninater
But if she was planning to break up with him because she got the job, that's kind of a dick move.
fappingsloth
DeadnCold
You don't want good beer for breakup drinking, it will only remind you of her. You want the nasty cheap stuff.
knarlygoat
I gotta agree with you here. After my breakup my best friend got a case of Bud Light and we crushed that thing and watched Archer. Felt good
Screamingsleet
Blue Moon is good beer? I work in a distributor that sells all Miller Coors products and I think the stuff is AWFUL.
SlutAtNight
Wouldn't the nasty cheap stuff remind him of her more?
Gianttesticlemonster
Labatt blue? Carling black label? Any non-craft american beer?
squirreltactics
Blue moon is fucking disgusting
nagesagi
Never waste good alcohol on a bad mood.
Incidentally
This is why I drink cheap bourbon and rum when I'm down. Let's me enjoy the good stuff even more.
AriBoBari
this man has been through a breakup or two
belthasarthegreat
That's why he got blue moon
Kidstechno
If I spend money on beer it's going to be something I enjoy. Shitty beer got me through college but now I have money for quality beer
SolidAutomaton
Drink whatever you need.
FLockwood
Aka blue moon
ComradeBones
1/2 Look at it this way. Do you want to be spending good money on that bitch in any way shape or form?
ComradeBones
Get the cheap shit cause that's all she deserves. then once you've forgotten her stupid face. go and treat yourself for yourself.
SneakyNeeks2
Good move @op but say say nay to that blue moon!
ICanConfirmThis
Screw beer. Go for whiskey instead
MrStickyCheeks
And you're drinking Blue Moon? C'mon!!!
desice
Seconded
demonic
Blue moon isn't shitty beer!
upvotehypnotoad
You need to get out more
demonic
You need to stop being close minded.
nagesagi
Blue Moon is a damn good option considering that you can get at most restaurants
SirBagels
If that's his shitty beer for breaking up, I wanna be where he's at in life.
TwoCheese
Blue moon sucks
SirBagels
But it's so much better than stiff like natty light. Which as a poor college student was my shitty break up beer once
Alavar
My uncle always told me I had it good when I came of age to drink. In his day you had pretty much only piss water to drink. Now there's 1/2
Alavar
So many craft beers to chose from. 2/2