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theman20
Fuck Batman. Superman's the one who's dealt with a billionaire president in the comics.
Patrickt333
Wait, which billionaire?
TheBlueMuppet
Batman was hit by his own car and fucking died last year or so. *sniff* but we still need Batman.
SilverKytten
THE CLOWNS AREN'T DOING SHIT, STOP SPREADING THIS RUMOUR. IT'S AN AD CAMPAIGN FOR THE NEW IT MOVIE. PEOPLE ARE HURTING CLOWNS BECAUSE OF YOU
Owlberightback
So...what happens if both candidates "disappear"?
spentfivesecondsfindingausername
Lol...Dillary Clump...
scampbellucf
I think you missed the point. That billionaire running for president is batman.
ASmitty56
Do not compare Trump to Batman, how fucking dare you.
weenielover
no.
turbotwinkie
The hero Americans need!
Laylah77
No kidding
overboard
the reply is funnier...cut it off too early.
RavennaMagnus
That's because they're just reposting. The one with the reply was out up in between the original and this one
IAmShithead
Didn't see. Link plz
overboard
"and the billionaire is running against Two Face..."
NinjaInABag
And 2 face running against him.
VillagerJeff
Isn't an evil billionaire running for president more of a superman plot line? I don't recall that in batman
TheVampireDante
Technically Maximillian Zeus, or Ra's Al Ghul could fit, but they were leaning more on global control. Which I could see Trump trying.
Mahanos
Heard someone in my class today talking about "clowns spooking people at night." Is this legitimately a thing?
OnyZ
Snopes say there's no truth to the claims, but everyone on the internet is saying it's true. I'm guessing 4chan halloween hoax.
lurkmorepostnever
I saw someone driving around in a clown mask 2 days ago.
OnyZ
Ehm.. okay. It just seems weird that this is coming so completely out of the blue like this, on such a supposedly large scale?
JamesAwkboner
You are an idiot.
OnyZ
It seems rather silly to be making such egregious assumptions based solely on minimal evidence, when it's more apt to assume ignorance.
JamesAwkboner
To be more clear, Snoops is full of shit, and there have been enough issues in the past couple of weeks that even a rudimentary search for
JamesAwkboner
Yourself would show that something is going on, instead of just believing a shitty website.
Kirkules113
Yup started in North Carolina about 3 weeks ago
Mahanos
Well that's fucked. Unlike Haunted House actors, I feel these clowns are people who might DESERVE a good punch to the face?
Kirkules113
The ones in Carolina weren't just scaring people they were trying to lure kids in to the near by woods
Cjamhampton
I thought it started in South Carolina with those clowns that tried to lure kids into the woods?
Kirkules113
Same thing but that's why we are supposed to have 2 so if one gets infested by clowns we still have a Carolina
wellnoshit
Fuckin Ronald McDonald
dorkwhisperer
Clowns?
MPinky
People are dressing up as clowns, chasing people with REAL knives. There have been many arrests.
EngineeringMajor
I live in Detroit, can confirm. Some guy attacked a woman and threatened a school as a clown.
CryAboutIt69
lol
Thonanon
Some people where I live apparently have ended up disappearing along with the sight of bunch of clowns, like no joke.
EldritchShadow
So which batman villain would trump be?
HarryHamwallet
The penguin
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Very funny. Hillary is Two-Face, obviously, while Trump would be Batman.
EldritchShadow
Are you kidding? Hillary is far from good but trump literally lies more than have the times he talks
Pointlesscommentary
All of them.
AlwaysCorrect
So is anyone else waiting for Elon Musk to become batman/ironman?
geiokami
Omg Elon musk for president!
secondhandlyin
No he's from the future. He was banished into the past for a crime he committed
L4dead2
This aged well
EatsThingsForMoney
BATMUSK!
dirtmop
I can't wait. I love that man.
aldoraine1986
I'm waiting for him to begin president! I'm done with America until then (or at least for the next 4 years)
PenisShapedPoops
I put money down on him turning evil.
RationalPessimist
This aged well
sirmixanaverageamount
Batiron? Ironbat? Oo! Or bat-man!
LowerBar
This did not age well
SendMePornAndNudes
Elon Musk is more of a money giver, he might pay batman but he won't be batman
EldritchShadow
I can see it. Except less douchey then they are.
IngrahamLincoln
ive never seen batman/ironman and Elon Musk in the same room, have you?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
YukonSpud
AlwaysCorrect
http://cdn2.insidermonkey.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/featured3.jpg
weenielover
ImStupidOnPurpose
Hilarious
ihaveanamenow
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2010_Iron_Man_2/big/fhd010MNO_Elon_Musk_001.jpg
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
So what you're saying is he's definitely batman then.
ihaveanamenow
Well yeah thats the only logical conclusion.
CISMaleScumLord
Ironbat?
jakefromreddit
Yo.
Nahxela
But his parents have to die first. Is that a threat?
snortydog
You mean Hillary right? She has spent around a billion on this election. Trump is around 300 mil.
getrealtom
A billion is nothing if it saves America from making the worst mistake of its history.
TehStoner
He would have spent a billion if he hadn't got 5 billion in free media advertising
aCatfishNamedKitty
At first I thought you were saying more money = better candidate. Then I figured it out cause I'm slow
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Well in this case it's true.
temobuttdive
Either is applicable
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Based on what evidence? Real question as every site has wildly varying answers. And yes I checked the date on the articles.
snortydog
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2016-presidential-campaign-fundraising/
LuckyDirt
Come on, be a good conservative and never fact check anything.
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Shit my bad dude. Can't believe I forgot the golden rule.
snortydog
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2016-presidential-campaign-fundraising/
wellnoshit
Is that before or after federal taxes?
TheZmann
Both
NipplesInAJar
Yes.
Ryno621
Trump used money from his f****** charity
lovemesumfemdom
And Hillary used money from Israel. Do go on
Ryno621
Ok, Hillary is taking donations from an Israeli billionaire, Trump stole money people donated to charity and used it for himself.
603Kid
The Clinton foundation is basically a money laundering shit show, if you can't point out both for being shitty why point out just one.
Ryno621
Because the Clinton foundation is entirely transparent in its dealings. The Trump foundation isn't.
Ryno621
Source: http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37369515