I work as a Counter-Terrorist

Apr 23, 2015 12:23 PM

Whataboutcats

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I work as a Counter terrorist, here are some of my work stories

We had been deployed to defend some boxes located in an evacuated town, at first we were worried that they might have seen through our plan. We thought our plan with setting a big "A -->" was flawless. But they might have gotten a little suspicous. My squad, let's call it "Awesome squad" had waited patiently for a duration of 1 minute before one of the squad members had already left his position and ran right in to their defenses. To this day I still question if he was incredibly brave for sacrificing himself, or if he was (most likely) nuts.

They eventually all died. And I had to file a report.

Me and the Awesome squad were deployed in the same location as we had been once before, as to when we got there we were immediately informed that we had to PAY for the equipment which we need to stay alive, however luckily I had taken about 6000$ with me. You never now when you will find souvenirs in these regions!

I lied there in the dust and I swear I could hear him giggling. Damn you, Dan!

This is not the first time this happens, it's either a russian or a teenager, or in worse cases russian teenagers! Not saying I hate Russia but some of them don't speak english, making a huge problem in communication. To this day I ask myself on why the heck the military sent me a teenager.

One for flashing myself, and one for flashing my teammates,

Have you played insurgency? Play insurgency.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

best work story so far. also alway upvote CSGO.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Video games shouldn't count as "work stories" but that's just my opinion. *Sips tea*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

One word. Joke. OP is going for a joke. (S)He is not serious about this at all.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure people who play video games makes more money than any of us.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's besides the point. Playing a video game whether you make money or not is not a real life activity.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think you don't understand the definition of those three words.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think your splitting hairs you know what i mean.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1