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Nov 21, 2016 11:47 PM
dbthedefender
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ReverendAurora
Can confirm this works, my Canadian housemate just threatened to kill me. And he's normally a very typical Canadian... Still is I suppose.
DuckyTape1099
The fuck is "field hockey?"
wildcatfan4life
Go to Tim Hortons and say this is good but Dunkin Donuts is better.
Agandau
You can tell the Radcliffe is English; he doesn't know that Americans live in fear of the screaming hoards of bloodthirsty Canadians.
railgap
he looks so high / sleep deprived
zencronix
Pls dont. You will probably get me upset.
homoerection
Goddamn, he's adorable.
DoctorWhoFarted
As a Canadian, that's blasphemy
mynamejenkins
no real adults play field hockey
brightintempas
I'm a Canadian, I don't watch Hockey, but I would still find it annoying LOL
orangechocolate
I'm a Canadian, I don't watch Hockey, and I wouldn't find it annoying
TheBackgroundMan
I'm Canadian and am appalled by your lack of knowledge.
NegentropyX
Trying to annoy a Canadian is a hate crime.
thecommoncanadian
Eh?! Sorry, it's not really the term. We know what field hockey is. we just get annoyed when people try to be annoying... sorry
MiscellaneousGiraffe
What about underwater hockey? (It's a thing)
thirtyhelensagree
Octopush!!
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
When imgur does the thing
rusyII
We know lots of other kinds of hockey - floor , street, tonsil - but if you just say "hockey", ice is just implied. Unless you're a hoser.
Lola7575
actuallly we alsonplay ball hockey...in summer. same deal but no ice. its fun
Arrowpuppet
What aboot air hockey eh?
TheBackgroundMan
I'm Canadian and will deny Thais.
virus64
What did the Thai people do to you?
charismaticneutral
They sure aint welcome in the Great White North thats for darn tootin
CannibAllStar
As a Canadian i feel like Ian going to get a lot of mileage out of this or kilometrage as we call it.
gnomedeplume
You can't have kilometerage without rage
charismaticneutral
Im like 89% sure we call em "klicks", eh
yoandhello
Nautical landmiles
Dribblesky
No, just call us Americans. We love our neighbours to the south, but that's a big no-no.
SoundFuture
I honestly say ice hockey naturally because I'm from a hot climate. I get the same annoyance when people say American football. Which the /1
SoundFuture
equation is balanced because the rest of the world gets annoyed when I call football soccer. 2/
Alistairetheblu
If you really want to annoy Daniel Radcliffe, when asked "Who played the lead role in the Harry Potter movies?" at a charity game show 1/2
Alistairetheblu
Answer "Elijah Wood." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TZhhoR1dns 2/2
Highbard
Apparently I'm going to have to start watching Bojack horseman. Oh, and thanks for the link!
Xenarion
Canadian here: Yes we know about non-ice hockey. It's what we play in school.
thirtyhelensagree
True dat. I was on a field hockey team in high school! Ice hockey is simply a billion times more common, so we just call it "hockey"
Allworknoplay82
I actually thought there was a stoic girl beside him. I'm an idiot.
peridotstar
Don't worry I thought it was a real lady too lol
Megapyton66
me three
delpharseven
Americans! http://www.harkavagrant.com/?id=250
thekevinshow
He's British, so...
kimmeh
I'd say #1 way to annoy a Canadian is to call them/assume they are American.
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Way funny to ask Americans in England if they are Canadian and then when they say 'No I'm American' just look confused ...
Tsyganka
This.
Lola7575
true. altho i have now learned after travelling that if you have a white face, all people assume u are american, regardles of where u r from
WalkingMurphysLaw
Nah we're used to it. People are always pleasantly surprised when we say we're Canadian
Obotrom
Exactly!! Hahaha
Kendellie
I'm a Canadian lady and living in the U.K. A man tried fighting me on a bus because he thought I was American. It's annoying AND scary
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Watch In Bruges! ... 'Canadian? Well I feel bad for hitting him, they didn't kill John Lennon did they.'
QuotablePoots
I do this in Gmod all the time.
kooleroo
They ARE Americans ( born in American continent ) therefore they are .
orangechocolate
No, Americans are either Canada, South Canada or South south Canada
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
This person gets it
Mimsey
But they are from North America. :V
shethicccc
Doesn't matter. It's like calling an Irish person Scottish/ vice versa...not the fucking same!
Marikhen
Dunno why they'd get annoyed since Canadians are American, just like anyone else from the Americas and just like Germans are European.
Clacherty
Once worked with a Canadian who was the biggest dick to people. So everyone just started to call him captain America, he stopped soon after
DrKriegersClone
Sorry, that must have been Scott.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I work with lots of Canadians who are dicks. I mean I'm Canadian but they are still jerk!
SoundFuture
People are still people.
PoopFrosting
they get savage when you get them annoyed, they start to only say sorry when it's appropriate instead of all the time
TheNeverNude
Source here is a man that calls himself, "poopfrosting"
atmidnightsir
That, or will begin to apologize sarcastically. That's when you know you REALLY fucked up.
SkittlesandTwigs
Am Canadian, can confirm.
maags
http://imgur.com/0SVGdgC
naytorin
That's most of it, really. We don't really apologize, we just say 'sorry!' instead of 'ey!' when bumped into or tripped.
SkittlesandTwigs
Am Canadian, can confirm.
charismaticneutral
Or you get the cold shoulders. Its both cuz its fucking freezing here. There are no warm shoulders
tankpuppyearwiggles
We did almost destroy a city over a hockey game
bobbot
Ice hockey?
WhatTheFunkinPunk
Two cities....
samsonguy920
It should be remembered they did have a beach all to themselves on D-Day. And kicked ass.
wadatahmydamie
If you anger a Canadian enough, they focus all of their hatred and rage, and then transform into a goose
roorooter
Or they get all passive aggressive on you. Can confirm. My wife is Canadian.
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
As a Canadian, if you piss me off, I'm vicious. I won't even offer to buy you a coffee next time I do a Timmies run.
certifieddogpetter
Dude calm down. Too savage
lysarion
You should be fine as long as they don't let the moose loose...
ZeroZeta
There's ice hockey?!?
NotACanadian
I don't know how you did it, but you turned the entirety of Canada against you.
ZeroZeta
I know, all thanks to Harry Potter.
peridotstar
Thats 2016 for ya lol
Davedavedavedavedave
schizznatt
This weirdly made me think of my dad. Because he's obsessed with hockey and loves Jim Carrey. Also, his name is Dave...
ideologist
Found the Canadian, probably a Leafs fan
UngratefulNoob
As someone from Ottawa who lives in Toronto, I walk around with a Sens hat on. In a mixture of pride and fear.
ideologist
Ha, more power to you!
Davedavedavedavedave
Now you're just being cruel.
ideologist
I'm a Sabres fan, pity me
ZaphodsJustSomeGuyYouKnow
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/917/891/0eb.png
thehoopiestfrood
Found the Hitchhiker's Guide fan. Hello, fellow frood!
Makahi
Dude.
Topprck
Don't be a hoser, buddy.
CanadianKnowledgeMachine
Bruh.
igotbannedfortryingtofaceswapmytesticle
Username checks out
Elorex
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop. There is only the one kind of hockey. Eh?
ZeroZeta
Yeah, air hockey.
stevetehpirate
I hope you don't have a nice day!
Turbosnailz
Listen you uncultured fuck theres only one hockey and thats air hockey
ZeroZeta
That's why I was weirded out when he said ice hockey.
justanotherdescendingangel
You wanna get killed by a hockey stick, because thats how you get killed with a hockey stick.
Counterfit
Or a Shea Weber slapper to the dome.
Eggbutts
Killed BY or killed WITH?!
Counterfit
Or a Shea Weber slapper to the dome.
SomebodyDoneMessedUpNow
An ice hockey stick?
manifestcrackers
An ice hockey stick though right?
OneShucklak
Dude, protego. He thought of that.
Coko4
Hey it's not that bad, I'm sure they'd apologise for doing it after they kill you.
DoubleDickDonkey
Probably after every hit.
smiles669
We don't apologize for that. No room for SORRY on the ice
DoubleDickDonkey
Found the true Canadian.
CaptainWhoosh
Ice hockey?
revitalizingtonic
Ice hockey stick
thehighestofways
highstream
asspickle
rizion
You shut your whore mouth buddy!
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
I'm not your buddy guy!
rizion
I'm not your guy, friend!
ARandomGentleman
Or call them "Upper Mexicans"
downeyfresh
Frost back
zombiebatman
technically the Americans are the upper Mexicans. We are upper upper mexicans.
wrecklaw
"Snow Mexicans"
KarakLohr
All my friends and I get a big kick out of calling ourselves snow mexicans now
TheHalfBreedPrince
Snow beaners
charismaticneutral
Ita funny cuz we just call america "Pants" cuz all the shits there
smiles669
You make me busy a gut in the break room. Beautiful!
peridotstar
I assumed he carries stuff in his pocketses x)
DumpITtoKrumpit
I really cause we are all a bunch of dicks, pussies, and asshole.
HonorablePenileDischarge
Why would you constantly have shit in your pants?
JoreckRJasra
If there's always shit in your pants boy have I got news for you about this thing called a toilet...
TheUndeadStalin
I'm pretty sure 90% of Florida isn't smart enough to use a toilet
TimboTheTinyTit
As Florida resident, can confirm
generalsplayingrisk
well yeah 90% of florida is aligators and mosquitos, they dont have a concept of toilets
TheUndeadStalin
I mean people wise but yeah
charismaticneutral
They have, like, the biggest toilet. We're the weird ones
TruckerJj
does florida even exist?