Every time

Oct 6, 2016 1:34 AM

MrayWalk

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Um... as a dude, what??

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

This is a bit.... weird

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you go sit on the shitter and the seats up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are getting too specific

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

?3

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

When you can't sleep because of those leftover Burritos from Taco Bell...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you been out drinking and eat 3 pounds of taco bell at 2am and go home to sleep but your farts are ultra ghetto.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

TIL farts can be ultra ghetto

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

I can hear it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TotesMaGoats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When that thing touches your ass in bed but you're all on your own

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me this pic says "when you walk into the kitchen at night an slip on dog piss an land on your tailbone"

10 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 2

Seems like he's landing on almost everything but his tailbone

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

?3

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

hnnnngggghhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

....so if he thinks you're asleep, and is trying to take your panties off.......Brock Turner?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

It gets complicated. Only Brock Turner if there's remorse

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

@PseudoDoc pls

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha this is way too acurate!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time I'll just sleep with panties off. I love you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, is the guy taking panties off someone he thinks is sleeping?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Right??? But i mean to each their own, ive had people tell me to do it when they're sleeping because "it would be so hot to wake up to"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1. I never wake up first

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2. I don't know how to press return without submitting the reply

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yup that is a dude with tetanus as you can see he is slowly dying and is in excruciating pain the whole time

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Hehehe. Anus.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

And that, kids, is why WE GAVE YOU THE FUCKING SHOT

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I showed my kids some pictures like this. Polio. Measles. Etc. they like going to the dr and getting shots now. It's a beautiful alternative

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, it could also be catatonia or catalepsy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no I remember this picture as being called 'Napoleonic solider with lockjaw'

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's tetanus. It's a famous picture used to describe the condition to students.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0