Parking too close... much too close

Aug 17, 2022 11:29 PM

funkystay

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You're parking too close to my car!

the yeller is closing in on a cardiac event

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The acting isn’t even good on either parts of this skit. Fake AF

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

She says "princess!" like Malfoy says "Potter!"

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I love crazy people going even more crazy because they are being filmed being crazy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When someone says "quit filming me!!"....stick around. The true shit show is about to begin!

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

would make a great south park episode. a very hairy footed hobbit is angy

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is Princess Märtha Louise of Norway. Definitely staged.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm not the type to call everything fake, but this just feels WAY too not real.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake or not, pro drivers recommend filming the licence plate and submitting an online police report to build up a record on serial offenders

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

she seems nice

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Oh I want to see this rest of this right here

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As would I, I guess whoever was filming took her warning, they stopped before she could finish yelling ?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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OWEN! Bring me a diet soda!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Are you okay?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sitcom?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Trivago

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop filming? Ok

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Is that Alex Jones ?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Princess" wasnt a derogatory enough comment for this to be real.

4 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 2

Nah, ppl go dumb when they're in a fight or flight situation.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Just in case you haven't seen it, here is the song version. I personally think its brilliant! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was honestly one of the best TV interviews I’ve seen in more than 30 years on this planet.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"My neighbor got big testicles cause we see this dude every day!"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's literally Princess Märtha Louise of Norway and her "shaman" fiance, Durek Verrett. They're both fucking nuts.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

And part of a weird trend of ultra elites posting staged public freak outs.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I thought you were joking. Her Wikipedia entry: "she is a self-proclaimed clairvoyant" W H A T.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She also claims to be able to communicate with dead people. Her fiance says he can reverse aging by turning atoms, and is selling a $200

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

medallion that supposedly can cure coronavirus. I think he's a narcissistic charlatan and she is dumb enough to believe him.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Probably. It’s a TikTok.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty sure it's a skit put on by Princess Martha Louise (Norway?) and her SO Durek, a high profile Shaman

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How the fuck does a piece of staged garbage get to the front page?!?!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

That looks like the same lady who threw the drink on the dudes car after saying “see my purse, that means I’m first” at chilies

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s what I was thinking

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While this truly is the daughter of the ruling monarch in Norway, her boyfriend Durek (the black dude) is an absolute charlatan.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just lean on the horn till the angry troll stops.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her delivery is too good and rehearsed. This ain't real.

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 8

I'd wait. Call the cops, let's see how that's play out

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or are more videos like this popping up on imgur?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’re addicted to outrage. Even if it’s staged.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm placing you under citizens arrest for miscegenation! No, wait... uh, parking too close! Yeah!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It fills me with hope that you think this woman knows the word miscegenation or what it means. There's still optimism in the world!

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Watch this on mute with a Demented Are Go song playing over it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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If I wasn't busy, I'd stay. Let her call the cops, let them come deal with her. Might witness a tazzing.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like... Is this a skit?

4 years ago | Likes 1332 Dislikes 2

Im not gonna lie mate, i always thought them to be staged, until that one fateful day when I was looking for cameras but there were none

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Dialogue blocking coupled with the zoom at the end was too perfect.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I suspect. If this were real I would expect them to be laughing at her.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta be. Source- trust me bro it just gotta be

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Ugh. Karen videos are so staged now.

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That's fair, and I don't even LIKE Larry David.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

« Are you going to the party Larry? » NO!! WHY WOULD I GO TO THE PARTY?!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is that Alex Jones with a wig?

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This makes me sad. And I pitty her family...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly cant tell if both women are the same 2 in OP's

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Looks like the start of a pron film

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think so. The delivery sounds rehearsed. Camera work seems too good for xandid.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Candid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's America, probably not. They have a nationwide mental health crisis there....

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Have you been to Trader Joe’s?

4 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

My God how true this statement is. A while back a local borders turned into a trader Joe's and immediately the parking lot became mad max.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Exactly. It’s super busy in mid range strip malls with narrow spaces & never enough.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like the lady that pushed her cart into the parking lot and when I asked what she was doing she told me "they have workers for that".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a typical TJ client.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check out cart narcs on YouTube, they call out people like this in supermarket parking lots and hilarity ensues.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought trader Joe's was just preppy girls buying bananas for $10.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Actually Trader Joe's has competitive prices to big chains like Giant, at least where I live. Bitchin meatballs too

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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The bananas are actually very reasonable. Just 19 cents each

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a cult. Also the podcast by the same name talking about TJ

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, this is Princess Märtha Louise of Norway.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

With her snake oil selling quack fiancé in the backseat

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This world is so fucked up, I'm having a hard time telling if this is real or not.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

If someone put her arms in my car to try take my phone, I'd start rolling up windows, not trying to talk lol. That alone shouts "fake"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the voices are the same volume, but the distance to the "phone" is not the same. So there are external mikes being used

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes. The angry woman is speaking too clearly, pronouncing the words perfectly, and not cursing.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s the same woman from the “Congratulations on being the first at Chili’s” vid

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's a skit. The woman being yelled at is Princess Märtha Louise of Norway

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/scriptednonasiangifs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeth, yeth it ith.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is sus too coherent and not enough people talking over each other or gibberish.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are odd.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes feels scripted.

4 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

Drivers reaction sucks. Video recording too perfect. I like the gusto on the short red head though. She is in full character.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah the driver's acting is worse than YouTube thumbnails.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She reminds me of this chick

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it sounds like she might be mic'd up

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

And acting terribly.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just a Karen in the wild.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep, actor not real person speak

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be, but I've met people who act like this.

4 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 2

Had one of them into my place of work, looking for pizza.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one yell at me today because I called them out for driving the wrong way through a one way... Yeah. He thought he was in the right.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

A lady yelled “CAN I HELP YOU!?” When I committed the vile act of “walking past her”. I looked sus because I was with my two kids, I guess

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have also worked retail.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lol

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Community theater actors? Local improve classes? She has the inflection of someone reading a script.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A lot more people should go to improve classes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Not enough incoherent creaming and cursing to be real.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sorta glad there wasn't incoherent 'creaming'.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Young couple creamed at by granny.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the woman being yelled at is the former Princess of Norway. And she does skits like this for attention.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not former, she's the King of Norways daughter.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daughter, yes. But no longer titled her royal highness. https://www.lifeinnorway.net/the-story-of-princess-martha-louise-of-norway/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone legit thinks they have the authority to make a "Citizens Arrest"

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Always the most stupid thing you can do. And it's always people who are so pathetic that they need something like this to feel powerful.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We got the Qanon Queen of Canada that sent her followers to citizens arrest the cops at a police station. Cops locked the door, the 1/

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

the followers called 911 to tell them to get out, then shit hit the fans when they tried to arrest cops coming up to work at this moment.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Justified police brutality? What a day :D!"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean... that is a thing where I live.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Usually it’s for felony level offenses not misdemeanors and moving violations.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeahhhhh... citizen arrests don't happen without brute force. I.E. pinning the criminal down while you wait for the cops to come take over.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Cops get a call about someone endangering lives with violence, show up to see you with a person under you… bang bang, WWDitS theme song.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

This would make me want to respond, "Okay." and just stare at her.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I see you have made your decision, now let's see you enforce it"

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Then slowly pull away never breaking eye contact

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If you attempt, have a good lawyer. False imprisonment and the force it requires can warrant deadly force. Proximity, intent, and capability

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Yeah you'd end up Seriously hurt at the least here.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

In USA only...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Oddly, this is something that isn't unique to the U.S.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

North of it too.

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