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She's smart and knows her stuff, doesn't mince her words and is almost never wrong if the subject is about her profession. But i'm not so bad myself and sometimes get one up on her.
Wolfsleigher
Some might call that Man-splaining
Meilkor
Sooo... you're an asshole?
iwasborntobeadogparent
Favoriting just cause of David Tennant - that smile ugh so sexy.
Ashboomstick
I’m straight dude and I wholeheartedly agree with you.
AZGrowler
kenmras
I've heard a rumor you can be right or you can be married... I think we know what OP chose!
Fauxcused
You fool. You will pay for that, believe me
jwilson3135
Correct her you must not or incur her wrath you will.
michealangleo
A relationship is not a competition. There is no room for love when two people are competing, as there will only be 1 winner
McLibby33
I will upvote because of David Tennant +1
mastikator
Jessssssicaaaaa
Stroika
"mansplaining"
mmmcunty
I want to stroke my own ego and tell people how smart I am...
JoeTheMadScientist
TheMershedPerderder
Dat smile.
Elaboratefool
David Tennant smiling
secondcoming
Soooooo, she's single now right?
nopedude9
jesterthetracuer
you get my upvote sir, because david tennant
LeftRightThere
I know this kind of joy. I approve and congratulate you sir!
samtherat6
"Remember, legally you're an escort, not a prostitute"
lordbucket
And yet you couldn't be bothered to tell us WHAT term and profession?
princeaizen
So you're saying she'll be single?
derekjohn
This is why you make sure that the spare bedroom has a comfortable bed.
hatefulonlytomyself
He still gives me tingles. He's just too sexy
doctorbees
As a woman, I don't see it tbh.
forestfinagle
Boyish charm? I don’t see it either, though I don’t find him unattractive
doctorbees
He's not ugly, I'm just not attracted to him.
NotShakespearesSchool
And funny. Such a deadly combination!!!
BitchybutHonest
And he seems like a genuinely nice guy.
NotShakespearesSchool
As many rumors as I have heard -- none have been yuckee:)
torillatavataan
It's very unfortunate that Matt Smelevenith doesn't have eleven in his name.
fancypantspanda
Married people get this, it’s harmless you both love each other’s smug asses
slappy42
Thanks for understanding, we don't do it in a smuggy way, but you're right.
geekily
Well I certainly don't.
confirmsthings
And that's how you get to sleep on the couch.
UncleRico23
Weird to advertise how petty and douchey you are. I bet your wife constantly desires sex with everyone but you.
lhavethePOWER
Exactly lol
dasmoons
How it's done matters.My husband and I pretend typos in texts are not typos and tease the other person about it. I imagine it was like that.
slappy42
That's how we are, we challenge each other.
cogitoro
1) correct wife on her area of expertise 2) grin in her face 3) assume you probably looked cool like david tennant 4) brag about it on imgur
down2stars
5) served with divorce papers for being insufferable
Buckbeak1486
What's her job?
Markamanic
Sucking wang
hesaidsarcastically
Knowing stuff.
PeachMango
She's a musician! Plays the skin flute.
Buckbeak1486
Deadpool at Comic Con is so clichéd, but still so enjoyable.
OneCoolFrood
Yeah what's up with all these comic book characters at comic cons? Ugh so cliche.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Right now? Stomping @OPs ass to the ground...
relpmeraggy
KingOfTheAnarchists
Rim.
punaneee
Ruhig
That one's actually pretty funny
STGxDante
Would be perfect of it was a Spiderman paint job and he also started humping it.
Gamemaster64
FFXV would be better if Deadpool was in it.
Arikuto32
As with most things
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Yes. But what WOULDN'T be improved with the addition of the Merc with the Mouth?
Stollig
There's a gif for everything, huh
zomnoms
NeutralBae
Congratulations; you get to be that guy to put a trained professional in her place, casually bitching about her job after a shitty day 1/2
NeutralBae
2/2 and all she wants to do is vent
NeutralBae
Wow she’s lucky to have you
slappy42
We like to keep each other sharp, we take turns and laugh about it. I understand that some people can be vindictive and also your point.
Blrp0
Congratulations on being a judgmental cunt. You don't have a single fucking clue about wht their relation looks like or what mood she was in
TheLeastICouldDo
I have an ex that is famous for teaching sex ed to sex ed teachers. Got laid less than once a month
AdmiralJohn
YOU may have been laid less than one a month... your ex, however...
getoutmahswamp
“The safest form of birth control is abstinence”
Icantfavoritethingswithoutausername
Mavgurian
While true, not teaching the alternatives for when abstinence is not desired neither helps the parent/s, children or society. (I saw the "")
Jburli24
And if anyone ever tries to rob you, don't get robbed.
sentientseven
Hey they say you should never bring your work home, right?
ThatGuyVinny
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
1414145691
School of rock!
TheSwedishCryptid
Tell that to your drill sergeant see how he will teach you a lesson
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Hahahahahaha
Tornadotaco
I mean if I had to talk about teaching sex to 12 year olds all day my labido would be pretty low too
IStoleALoafOfBread
Dr. Ruth is hold and has been through some shit - give her a break!
onewomanriot
THIS! I briefly dated a guy who was a sex toy expert. Spoke at conferences, was a guest on podcasts, etc. Most boring fuck ever. No toys!
jimmyjabgames
Weird. Maybe it felt too much like work for him
EchoLocated37
"Sure, I don't do much of the practical applications of sex, but I studied the shit out of the theory." -- My life.
TheLeastICouldDo
Found out I wasn't her boyfriend. Her Hitachi Power wand was
spacecowboyein
It's ok, you'll have sex robots soon enough friend
EchoLocated37
Shit, man. My condolences. Engineering ruins another sex life.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
If a sex toy can replace you, then you weren't a good BF in the first place. A BF's job is a lot more than being a -literal- dick, ya know..
slappy42
Not sure how this relates, but can't say that i'm surprised.
TheLeastICouldDo
She sucked in the sack but had great stories. Told one of them to a friends GF and she was like yeah you are full of shit. Fucking cunt
eled
Not sure who's the cunt. The ex or the one that said she's full of shit
sadavocado
dasmoons
You sound pleasant.
DocG80
z3lfmoord
He’s upset he didn’t get in bed with his ex