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Part9- https://imgur.com/gallery/96EDm
Part8- https://imgur.com/gallery/nm7uy
Part7- https://imgur.com/gallery/L9XmG
Part6- https://imgur.com/gallery/oEOqj
Part5(the musical)- https://imgur.com/gallery/dCqyl
Part4- https://imgur.com/gallery/Yxgyp
Part3- https://imgur.com/gallery/KKckE
Part2- https://imgur.com/gallery/V3IkK
Part1- https://imgur.com/gallery/oXsM1
FABEJINX
#3 If you've highlighted everything then you have highlighted nothing.
JeffCaker
Gushers machen mich ganz glicklich.
VincentWullf
#10 what is this, counterstrike?
samsonguy920
So now you can run faster and more fabulous!
iPukeUnicornsAndRainbows
#19 doesn't work for me. Sucks for my husband...or should I say NO sucks for my husband?
maxinestuart
This is beautiful. I spent the last 2 hours reading all the posts
KaminaShiroe
The word is spelled pecan. Pee-can is more reasonable than puh-khan.
MisterOp
I hate tumblr
SomeCrazyNerd
Good for you.
FilthAndRuin
#19 is true but it makes my heart hurt when I do it. =/
RobBobertyYT
#16 I imagine only a small percentage of the population ever went to balls. Most were probably (if anything at all) going to shitty parties
kmikl
... Unless they were Bon Scott's balls, he had the biggest balls of them all.
LiftLaughLoathe
#16 I mean, to be fair poor/working class people back then didn't have balls either, it was mostly for the rich.
TheBusThatCould
I'm crying, I reached the bottom, REEEEEEEEEEEE
catsaregroundowls
I know you are a phony, because you seem to have located your shift key at an appropriate time.
TheBusThatCould
What
SaltTastesOk
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Charliz
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
DerpyMcDerper
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
StupidShoebills
REEEEEEEEEE
JerryWhinefeld
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MrArthurRadley
#24 @stickemwiththepointyend
MrArthurRadley
Whoops... #25
SpaceManStarHat
Why would you ask for sweet tea if your not in the south and get mad cuz they don't make it right. like asking for a cheese steak in florida
samsonguy920
Faux pas aside, I was damn ready to strangle the next person who complained about my store not having sweet tea.
samsonguy920
You went for a great delivery but it looks like you bounced the ball off the backboard. Better luck next time. And make sure you try the >
samsonguy920
> cheesesteak here in fantastic Tampa Bay.
TerraDactyl89
There's actually at least one place in Florida that has decent cheesesteaks. Owner originally from Philly. http://www.southaphilly.com/
MyOwnWorstFriend
And it's not just the north that has unsweet tea. It's anywhere but the south. As someone from the southwest, that seriously bothers me.
decorativemooseknuckle
I live in Maine, and I don't walk around Alabama assuming they have Allen's coffee brandy
verlainegray
#26 why do the have two door mats?
fjdkgrbddsss
I assume the carpet looking one is to get things off your shoes.
Teas
One for mud, one for rain?
ColonelCrabs
#27 but yeah why two door mats?
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I only see one door mat.
UrsusDerpus
For the joke.
thedreadpirateharriet
Because FUCK you that's why
Mockingbirb
Appropriate answer.
Benmaks
Think of the children.
GawainDragonsong
One of them appears to have a decorative design. The one that is on top of the boxes is thicker and has gaps. I'm assuming that one is for..
GawainDragonsong
...protection of the decorative one, while still allowing for the design to be seen.
ChucklePuss
Or one is for the back door and the other is for the front door. If you know what I mean...
bibliophilic
I don't know what it is, but #11 was one of the first things to really make me laugh hard in a while. Thank you, whoever made that.
ICommentWhenImDepressedToMakeMyselfFeelBetter
#19 doesn't work for me. I have hypermobility, i think that may be why.
dietluigi
#1 looks like the West Oakland BART station, IIRC.
SexualConsent
From this I learned that Tumblr has a strong dislike for men
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Tumblr seems obnoxious
IOnlyPostThisGif
"I'm crying" "OMFG IM SCREAMING" "I never not reblog this" "actually" "literally" "ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS" -there, 94% of all Tumblr comments
samsonguy920
Funny how a comment much like this also appears in every imgur post of tumblrs.
tygerpsimatrix
Add another 2% for 'retype the last reblog but in italics'
BeginnersLuck00
"whAT EVEN IS TUMBLR"
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I feel like somewhere along the line Tumblr broke your heart, and you haven't gotten over it yet.
Darkspire
I'M SCREAM-CRYING
IOnlyPostThisGif
It's just annoyingly predictable.
Crombs
What's the gif that you post?
PotatoFaminePart2
This comment messed me up so bad
moldy1352
Your reply is 94%of imgur comments on Tumblr screenshots so it's ok
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
"I'm so done with this site"
SgtViolation
"If I don't reblog this assume I'm dead" "I spent 800 years laughing at this"
sexyGandalf12
Does anyone use bing?
WellThatsOriginal
Black is for ded. Unless your Goth. Then it's for love. Of black.
SpaceManStarHat
There are many country where white is the color of death. Their goths probably look like angels
WellThatsOriginal
Sweet
ImAnActionBirb
Damn you. I tried the thumb thing while reading it and almost threw up all over my bathroom.
falintothesun
Guess you weren't squeezing hard enough.
FrisianDude
roses are roses. They come in two shades: white and red and sometimes yellowish. Nobody ever associates all that shit with all those shades
fadecomic
#16 you're kidding yourself if you think there wasn't groping at balls. Teens are teens.
samsonguy920
What was it AC/DC said?
XtremeHairball
I completely misinterpreted "groping at balls" and just thought "well I guess girls can be perverts too"
Wrathrunner
teens will always grope at balls
AngryBaboon
I remember my first ball, it was a baseball.
agermanguy
Somehow this whole "young adults experencing life" tumblr shit starts to get annoying. It isnt funny anymore.
iDrinkDrano
Soooo stop looking?
Nicalanius
Sooooo stfu
iDrinkDrano
Goodness, so rude
wompwompwomp
The further I get from that point/approx 18, the less funny it is. Maybe since the audience always changes, the memes stay fresh.
Soufange
Why? Because you're old and closer to death and you can feel the inevitibility of dark nothingness creeping up on you late at night in bed?
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Do you need a hug?
Soufange
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I'm old. It gets funny again because nostalgia. Every generation does the same dumb shit.
HomicidalDwarvenPupper
#1 should just stop when doing the most basic tasks
Martet
Holy fuck, #19 actually works. Why didn't I know about this earlier.
avrilest
How do you test? I need to know. For a friend. Whom I will be conducting my test on.
Martet
I succesfuly put a whole finger in my throat when doing it, couldn't do it before.
StupidShoebills
Same
samsonguy920
Get a cucumber
Cucumberflant
Oi, leave me out of this!
AHDaniHodd
The thumb gag reflex thing is complete and utter bullshit
pineapplepuppy
#9 salmon is for desire.
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Slayman3909
TheMoonMelon
LoTRFanatic42
FreeMoCo2009
Bambi577
thesplashingblumpkins
Use splash attack
BoobyCall
Zarlath16
...source?
pineapplepuppy
Gay dating sim game with a goldfish companion/deeply alternative ending if done correctly. "Coming Out on Top" https://obscurasoft.com
mckinful
That game is quite amusing. 10/10 dicks.
Raptorsofthestonage
ssjalhazred
It's actually a really well written game. This is the secret ending (the good path, specifically.)
Sirclicksalot
SheepOfTheCosmos
CyberShardik
..... he?
SODANIPPLESWHILEIPOOPREPOSTS
boxesoftacos
Hutchy01
What the actual fish fuck?
2dead4me
meddy12
Where the actual fuck did you find that?....????....
mckinful
It's gay dating sim Coming Out on Top! Obscurasoft.com It's what happens when you decline to interact with other characters at all :)
Amythyst
Going by the URL, Imgur.
meddy12
Lol!!! Touche
falintothesun
So...what game is that?!
pineapplepuppy
'Coming Out on Top!' By obscurasoft.com
Feldspartacus
Neither that nor the fish in the other picture is a salmon.
Megawildfyre
pineapplepuppy
XtremeHairball
They are if you desire it
AngryFoodTerror
RedRegent
https://pics.me.me/cll-now-proceed-to-pleasure-myself-with-this-fish-6324346.png
StupidShoebills
Wtf
Brobuscus115
Goddamn it spinzaku!
SODANIPPLESWHILEIPOOPREPOSTS
AdamFrattini
That wasn't for you.
nordicfatcheese
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
https://imgur.com/OXEr5lD.jpg
TheBoatStove
Oh that's good.
Mockingbirb
That's a fucking goldfish... Doggo! Go and fetch a salmon for these city slickers to see!
iliketoanswerwithreactions
lncorrectGrammerNazi
SheepOfTheCosmos
SAUCE I'm running out of manga to read
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semtex94
Nope https://dynasty-scans.com/series/mononoke_sharing
SendNickname
.
SheepOfTheCosmos
Read through. But. THEY MANAGED TO MAKE A PERSON YOUNGER BY TITFUCKING THEM. THATS A FUCKING BREAKTHROUGH IN SCIENCE
SheepOfTheCosmos
Ohhh NSFW... I'm interested. Google link?
semtex94
THis person is wrong. It's a manga called Mononoke Sharing. Some lesbian subtext.
semtex94
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/mononoke_sharing
semtex94
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/mononoke_sharing_ch14#4