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OddBrock
Fun fact: He’s not joking.
Cefus
Jaguar! Machete!
Kimball1890
Trimule
Like his "I don't do my own stunts & put other people's paychecks in jeopardy just to show I have balls" Attitude of a man who has seen life
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
Trejo is a National Treasure, no fucks on what anyone says!
badgerwashere
"how hard is it being a badass?" Trejo responds: dunno, I just woke up like this. EPIC!!!
hibees1875
He’s been in so many great movies... he’s badass!
turbonizer
Legend
Estoyp00ping
Dary
HartigansBumTicker
ary
EddieGreen
Total
thekeyguy810
Actually got to meet him - a REAL gentleman and one helluva nice guy!! Great guy.
Shortstack1357
sauce?
Duder87
Can you actually watch this scene somewhere?
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
The coolest, nicest celeb I ever met in person.
bane13
I never realized how short he was 5'6", until he was on Flash. He will have to stand on tiptoes when he rips out my throat.
GingerLaird
He'll go for your nuts, or take your feet out from under you, first.
Johnny5dicks
But.... He will rip out your throat
BerryAllan
Tell me what you know about this... Flash?
Imafishwithlegs
He’ll put you on your knees first don’t worry
asurito
Not if he rips your legs off first.
NotSoArtzie
Machetes are pretty long i hear.
IshitOnWindshields
We shorty punch you in the dick first
Jaco365
Tell me he's playing Lobo.
smashpro1
He played Breacher, the father of Cisco's girlfriend.
Hybris51129
One of my favorite mods for Fallout: New Vegas was one that changed Raul (voiced by Trejo) from a ghoul into a human with his face.
terithian
Holy shit, I never realized Danny Trejo voiced him. I knew he had a great voice, but I never knew it was him.
showmanic
And then the director clapped and gave him $100%, that director's name? Albert Einstein.
Maelstronnar
'$100%'? Also, come on man. Conversations DO actually happen in real life, you know.
showmanic
Right, this director hired him AND put him in a badass action scene with absolutely no prior knowledge of his badassery. Lucky coincidence!
bongles
moggbutt
r/nothingeverhappens
Walmartstallwithnolock
Still Knives from Desperado and Enrique from King of the Hill to me. Amazing actor.
Klaaism
Machete!
werewolffbarmitzvah
Or Slim from Bubble Boy
digme
I think the earliest I remember him from is Blood In, Blood Out but I think Desperado and Heat were his most memorable for me.
snakeoilsalesman
Machete... From Spy Kids.
phsnyc
I had no idea he was Enrique!! Mind blown! Hearing it in my mind now, it makes perfect sense.
smashpro1
I think he was also Octavio.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Only in the later episodes, he was voiced by someone else in the old episodes.
TheVRay
Lightweight Boxing Champion of San Quentin Prison Danny Trejo.
kaptainfreeman12
Fo real?
syntaxxor
He supposedly asks that all his bad guy characters die in the movie, so kids see that that life will kill you.
TheVRay
So sayeth the Wikipedia.
Notme68
Lightweight?
HoneNathan
Hes 5'6
juffowup00
Damn your feetsies! He looks huge tho
vikingvampireangel
He was also like 40 years younger
smashpro1
So am I, but I'd still be in a higher weight class.
HoneNathan
u fat
LeonardoDaTiddies
Pro LW is 135 lbs / 61 kg so still pretty small. Don't know if they cut weight in prison.
Delathi
Yes. He was a bad dude until he turned his life around and now seems like an awesome guy who only plays bad dudes.
NordicusMaximus
And now he owns some custom donut shops in Orange County. Visit his website, check out his swag and donuts, pretty awesome.
Stinkdog
Doesn’t he only take roles as bad guys if he dies?
Delathi
Yep. He doesn't want kids to think that the bad guys win.
Buckbeak1486
Hence his decapitation in Breaking Bad.
IKnowYourMomLikesIt
He doesn't die in Blood in Blood out. As Geronimo
Gestalt7
No exclusively bad dudes. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b5/c7/37/b5c73719a0238cb43d00069ec27ddf13--rob-zombie-bible-studies.jpg
jalcantara88127001
That's what only bad dudes means
R2DeepThroat94
I vote that if by some odd chance, there's a real homest effort to make a live action DOOM, that Danny Trejo plays Doom Guy
Fuckme721
There is already. It'll be online for free I believe, but it'll also be stared by the Rock.
cunninglinguist85
Armored0Titan0
Tom Hardy could pull it off imo.
tangent
Yet another movie that covers Tom Hardy's face.
xane
This may be out of left field but... Jujimufu...
TheHumanFund
Doom Guy kills non-stop and he doesn't change. That's not a good movie narrative, and squeezing one in there isn't Doom. 1/2
TheHumanFund
You could focus on other characters, ones who do change during a story that has a beginning, middle and end, but that's not Doom either. 2/2
commish
There is a new live action doom filming. Doomguy is now a woman. Seems a weird choice
IWorkInITAndHateIT
Dude what, for real?
Necrosion
Ahh... Feminism strikes again I see.
Rockageddon
I know Doom guy has always been white dude behind helmet. From that awesome cover of a Space Marine struggling to survive, To the slayer 1/2
Rockageddon
of hell spawn and bane of evil. I'd like to see (mostly just hear) Michale Jai White be the doom slayer. He's athletic,fast, and is 2/2 +
Rockageddon
essentially Spawn, which is the same thing. Lets send him back to hell people! Action scenes would be awesome! and that angry voice. Perfect
GigavoltFox
If Doom 2016 has made anything clear, it's that a silent Doom Slayer is probably for the best
Rockageddon
Agreed, but you can't sell that.. In reality it'd probably be Chriss Pratt..
Necrosion
I don't know... Keith David was a pretty good Spawn for three seasons IMO. But I did like the movie as a kid and still do as an adult.
Necrosion
Fuck it! Why not? I say they should make this happen! Especially since he's still at his physical peak.
Rockageddon
Keith David is legend. But I mean Michael Jai jumping around punching heads of bloody props and chain sawing others in half!
TheRotundOne
I want him to play lobo so hard
k32000
Yeah but that would be rated R.. imaginehim hard all the time... ugh
AyEssEssAichOhEllEe
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/ They already did. And it was terrible. Hollywood fucks up another live action.
tangent
It was fun enough. Still no where near as good as it could have been. Why have Doom without demons?!
R2DeepThroat94
Hinest*
R2DeepThroat94
Fuck. HONEST*
Cyzyk
Hermost?
rickster470
Haha gotta love those double spelling corrections.
PolarHailStorm
I'd prefer it if they stuck to not showing who Doom Guy is. It's what he does that matters. Like Dredd and his helmet.
R2DeepThroat94
Exactly! And Danny Trejo knows how to kick ass without saying a word
SoberAndBored
....because Karl Urban played both Dredd and the central character in Doom?
NotACanadian
>mrw someone tells me Doomguy has no face
PunishedEdge
PolarHailStorm
I... never said that. I said if they stuck to not showing him. Make him anonymous. It's what he DOES not what he looks like.
TheBasementNerd
We've seen his face multiple times, the fuck are you on about
PolarHailStorm
Doom Guy has no character. He kills stuff. If you stuck to making him anonymous in a film you'd save the hassle. Not 'we've never seen him'.
TheBasementNerd
Better description, but I think we should just avoid him talking, doesn't need to be total anonymous
TheBasementNerd
Also people mistake basic contempt or a single goal as no character. He has lots of character, and its angry
Korruptio
That scene in the 2016 game where he fistbumps a Doomguy toy shows more character than the average AAA protagonist
BugcatcherJay
Full helmet, voice only, Darth Vader style. Trejo could definitely do the voice.
PolarHailStorm
Doom Guy doesn't speak. He doesn't need to.
kboob
But what about that DOOM comic where he speaks, like......... A L o t,,.......
NotACanadian
RIP AND TEAR
BugcatcherJay
That wouldn't make for a very good movie though
FutNucker
Supporting characters do the speaking. He speaks with actions.
vauhtihirmu
Could actually be cool as a "silent" movie, with sound effects but no speech.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I would allow single word phrases
PolarHailStorm
You'd think it wouldn't make a good game, but plenty of protagonists don't speak. It needs a solid story/director.