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May 16, 2026 1:47 AM
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cuddleskunk
I see a deer stumbling around like that and my first thought is CWD...not drunkenness.
nomadengineer
They're not telling the deer to stop, they're just saying be careful of them.
SwissScars
Oh deer, Oh deer, Oh deary me.
CheeseCoffeeChests
Headlines like this make me believe that humans fucked up living.
Munchman347
The deer would do well to beware of the French Drivers who've been consuming fermented grapes...
MachineInterface
Depends if it's a roe deer as pictured (average weight ~25kg/55lb) or a red deer (average weight ~200kg/440lb). One can give you a few bruises, the other you can be in a car crash with you, and win.
Adamekora
They are not "drunk", they are drunk, as simple as that. Fermented fruits turn to alcohol. There's the same problem with mooses in Canada, they eat fermented fruits and get drunk and cause massive damage, because have you seen the size of a moose?!?
Skullwriter
"A moose once bit my sister"
NZSheeps
Meanwhile, in New Zealand
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
"Why would it fly into the garage?" "Um, possibly because it flew under the influence of alcohol". This is peak deadpan comedy (perhaps because I am typing this under the influence of alcohol, might not own it later)
NightOwlRally
"Où sont *hic* mes clés? Ah, oui, je suis un *hic* cerf. PUTAIN-"
Le Deer, maybe.
randomwalrus
What about la deer?
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
I was driving and I hit a drunk deer.
You mean you were drunk driving and hit a deer?
No.
OperatorWay
LeftRightThere
RitzBitz25
We could be animals living in the forest getting drunk from fruit, but no we had to go and fucking invent computers and clocks
MachineInterface
Life expectancy at birth for hunter gatherers as best as we can measure is about 30 years, with about half of children dying before reaching adulthood. Don't idolize the State of Nature too much.
TheMightyMollusk
Some asshole fish just had to see what was up out of the water and now I have to pay taxes.
NZSheeps