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Another year wasted on with all you beautiful people
Have a random assortment of my recently saved memes
Marked mature because if I don't, the mods will.
I work in schools and this time of year is super rough
Reject modernity, embrace tradition
Obligatory Fuck MAGA
The Sisko maneuver: lie, cheat, bribe men to cover the crimes of other men, and LIVE with it.
Cat tax: Kiwi going full loaf.
Snooj
#8 Tea = Gossip
circlebreaker
#18 Forgot the ol' Sisko Maneuver
HeyOP
Happy cakeday. Nice post.
goflyblind
#9: as a diabetic, i'll choose the multi-flavour option hole every time.
RyanMcFlyin
What, no Captain Archer?
nevetsx
How many holes do you really need?
Monkeynutsjoe
If I ask for tea somewhere and their first two suggestions are chai and green, the British in me feels a sudden, violent urge to colonize that establishment and teach it the ways of a civilised culture.
oozabooza
#7 I always updoot birbs
jimhotep
A well-deserved cake day @CarVersus. Huzzah!
GreenJayBird
True Picard maneuver is tugging your jacket straight when you stand up
davidthecreator81
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldml2aHBla3NkZm14ZnNyOGV5N3hsMjU4YXlyNWtlMWowNnI1MnUyZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OLPsCbh2N7QZi/giphy.mp4
deathsausage
I saw this thing with norm McDonald where they talking about 420 and he looks it up and its hilters birthday
Heketon
#2 That's not unleavened bread, though.
CarVersus
Communion doesn't /have/ to be unleavened, but you're right the Roman Catholics use unleavened bread. I've been to other Orthodox churches that use actual bread though.
throwaway12345432
#3 sadly friend I am raw dogging life.
Dissapontiff
#4 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbzdwYjV5aDZkMWEycTJxNGVlN3VsNDB3d2xkdmFrZDJuMDUxbHZhdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VaC1P0Gz0D3NK/giphy.mp4
Mechwarrior719
#2 the blood of Christ? Jeppson’s Malört.
cmdshift3
#18 I love that you can tell which captain is someone’s favorite because they recognize the respect the captain has for everyone in their crew… but ALL the (main character) captains are like that. Janeway is my mom, Picard is dad, Kirk is my cool uncle, Sisko is my bad ass older brother, and Archer is my favorite teacher that actually did something about the bully. Each of them loved everyone on their crew (except Tuvix) and they showed it.
CarVersus
Picard is my favorite but Janeway was my first and I'll always have a place in my heart for that caffeinated murderous badass.
graehall
@OP Please tell Kiwi I said :3
meganical
#9 I actually love the modern version. You can add flavors to classic drinks. My favorite is Coca Cola Lime. However, Wendy’s sodas will always be flat and disgusting so I don’t recommend getting a drink there
randomocity
Unholy drink cloaca is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hate those things, and cloaca is the best way to describe them.
TsukariYoshi
I just want normal, regular coke. But every sip has juuuust a little bit of whatever came out before my coke did.
SwissScars
#2 Has anyone a recording of the New Pope singing "My Kind of Town"?
sarzaya
#14 i went looking for the progression of this art, but found a treasure trove of reimaginings! /gallery/9v0jjPb
sarzaya
Ah “evolution” was the word I needed to find this: /gallery/zt1DlR0