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iusedtodream
My spirit animal.
TonyVuko
I guess my dad shoulda fused with my mom before he lost one of his testicles.
Kemylar
http://theoatmeal.com
Afelium
Do the males stay conscious/aware or do they die?
PeterSteele13
Thats totaly nutz!
Benlivin91
How many have dated an angler fish?
futaenokiwami
QuiXiuQ
Well shit.
DavidELD
It's all cocks in the end.
SparklesPhd
This had nothing to do with game of thrones but I do not regret staying.
Rifneno
The anglerfish comes in many shapes, sizes, and colors. Of ugly.
arock133
I watched this on a documentary this morning with my kid, he found it hilarious.
yamahog
mention this when people talk about "the natural order of things"
Applepotamus
nsxbill
Reminds me of my ex.
Mobiusloop
One ballsy fish.
jspankmonkey
Nature is really messed up
xpletive
Sounds like someone we've all had the pleasure of dating at least once
PaulyParker
So they are basically Jerry Smith?
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Believe it or not, I think he his trying to improve his life.
rektober
Why is there a game of thrones tag? Lmaooo
katkat43
Source: The Oatmeal, link: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
scrubdug
Tremendous post! Excellent ?
gerdygerdygerdy
Wait is this in the got section?
PnutButterChocolateBarMuthaFucka
It's beautiful trolling
LiterallyNothingAvailable
I'll allow it
reux
It's Jaime's character arc
AegonVITargaryen
Savage af
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Fuckin lol
Applepotamus
RebelSkull
Sounds like my cheating wife.
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RebelSkull
Not an ex yet.
Cultivatedferocity
Omg my spirit fish @ninjadanny
ninjadanny
You crazy
Cultivatedferocity
C'mere and let me absorb you lololololol
Franky192
wow....just....wow. Also, that would have changed that scene in Finding Nemo!
00ImBatman00
Why is this on the Game of Thrones Feed??
Franky192
i have nooo idea. maybe a fish doesn't know who she is? or because the sea is dark and full of females.
CptRobotNinja
Lol just a quick shot to a male half melted inti the female going "KILLL MEEEE"
MrMightyMackerelMan
What would change finding nemo even more is a clownfish's sex habits. All clownfish have no gender or gonads besides the dominant pair (1)
MrMightyMackerelMan
When one of the dominant pair dies, the next biggest grows testes/ovaries and takes their place. So basically when Coral died (2)
MrMightyMackerelMan
Marlin would change into a female and Nemo would change into a male from having no gender and fuck his dad-mom.
Franky192
yes! totally! im glad you brought that up :D
DunnGoofed
Thank you for this.
tripleboom
As a married man, I can vouch that this is basically marriage in the form of a metaphor.
Vissing
Then you have a shit marriage
aesthesia1
You'll be pleased to know that the male anglerfish doesn't actually disappear. Hes just parasitic. He uses his her bloodstream/1
aesthesia1
To keep himself alive by just fusing into her. So congratulations, parasite. You just played yourself. 2/2
GreentextsForEverything
You're a sad creature
tripleboom
I'm actually quite happily married, but I enjoy self-deprecation, sardonicsim, and witty internet comments above all else.
EvilVicious
i don't know whatosim anysmn ofsim thatsim meansim.