*robber. Thieves are sneaky and stealthy, their entire method relies on not getting caught in the act, making your stuff disappear before you notice, wake up or get back home. Robbers, otoh are forceful or threatening against their target, demanding you give over your valuables by isolating you someplace others can't help you or brashly cutting you off in broad daylight
Yes these are robbers, but you are explaining muggers. The subtle difference is that the former use intimidation to gain access to valuables, the latter use intimidation to threaten personal bodily harm unless valuables are offered up as ransom for not being harmed. A small but important difference.
Erm. A bit more context would be great. Is the non helmet person breaking into helmets car? or did he rop the non helmet guy? Cause that really changes the Fo part for the Fa person
Watch it again. You have all the context you need. Helmet guy hops off bike, runs at the owner of the car with a hatchet. Guy runs away, helmet guy steals something from the car. Car owner does big ol' sneak attack and gives the thief a very bad day
It starts with helmet guy half way down the drive way running at the car so there is some video time missing. imgur is serving different data to different regions (checked with different browsers from the same locations)
that's very strange. For me the video is 23 seconds long (exactly 702 frames at 30fps) and clearly shows the two helmet guys arriving on their bike and stopping
No. The person who parked at the bottom of the driveway with a hatchet, chased someone away from a car, opened the door to that car, and grabbed something out of that car before attempting to escape back to the motorcycle was almost certainly not the owner of the car.
The video original started with helmet guy half way down the driveway, didnt have the part where the motorcycle drove up. Had to change my region to get the full video.
Surprised he went right to the second guy before disarming the first guy. Good hit on the shoulder and I'm sure it hurt like a motherfucker but take away his hatchet!
Am I just cynical? It looks a bit fake to me, the guy immediately running away, the thief strutting away after stealing somethin, the immediate return from running to hitting on the helmet…
On the neck. Cracking someone there actually can cause the spine to spasm, which lays you out hardcore. GENERALLY speaking, it's inadvisable because it can kill. But in a place where these fuckos are everywhere, and they threaten with a fucking hatchet? Yeah, all responses are fair game.
4thwalled
Ecky-THUMP
JackingMeHoff
Ka-thunk. Take his helmet, watch, hatchet, t-shirt, levis, and shoes.
LanceSackless
Im not running away, im running to get my head cracker
Redshadow09
You have a helmet AND YOU STILL WENT DOWN?! - Other thief
timecookie
Yeah... I don't believe it.
wadatahmydamie
What don’t you believe?
kimwimgoddess
#gifsthatendtoosoon
TheFastpaws
Hit him while he's down! He'd have done it to you!
GlenL
"I'm wearing a helmet, what's he gonna do? OW MY NECK!" that guy, probably
Luvlyquants
PacManDreaming
Hassan CHOP!
MioTaalas
Omg, that was funny...
thedarktowerguy
Mine, mine, mine! It's mine, you understand? All mine! I'm a happy miser!
KamikazeGerbil101
And then he threw the scooter in the river, right ?
HellFireBeardMan
Was thinking what I would do if it was me. Some heavy looking rocks around too wonder what fun you could have.
RightRev
I think the bad guy had his collar bone broken
HellFireBeardMan
205 more to break.
gerardiel
And then what happened?
Whodimi
I think the rest of the video would not support a self defence case.
BerryButcher
rest of the video would be removed if was shown, violence and death videos are regulated by bots these days
080080
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWxtd3J1Z2ZkbHp6NGYyNnljanplcDRsbGt0cGNhMG14djhtb2FicCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KzQFxzXwnRgFbdHqkc/200w.webp
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mrpotatodick
if its real, wheres the rest of it?...If they guy went back to deal out seconds, I want to see it 😏
Jace99
Nope. Right neck. There’s a nerve plexus there that’ll absolutely drop you. Possibly also broke the collarbone.
mrpotatodick
actually he hit the helmet, it broke the stick......what hit the neck area is just the follow thru
TMCybersnark
The good old Vulcan neck smash.
Slightly pre-Surak.
kriswinters
Looks like a pipe to me.
LitchLitch
Your media literacy is lacking, watch the video again. Watch where the impact happens.
BellsTheorem
Yep. Clearly landed on his shoulder, hard.
grumpabeme
He hit the guy on the back of the neck.
UmmonPrime
Thief has a hatchet, what did the other guy have? Machette?
manhands
Discipline rod.
BellsTheorem
Just looked like a blunt object. Whacked him on the shoulder/neck.
Stonemarter
More like a weighted rubber hose...
Eidodk
What other guy.. I saw nothing after the guy opened the door. Was there even a recording of the incident ?
MySushi
*robber. Thieves are sneaky and stealthy, their entire method relies on not getting caught in the act, making your stuff disappear before you notice, wake up or get back home. Robbers, otoh are forceful or threatening against their target, demanding you give over your valuables by isolating you someplace others can't help you or brashly cutting you off in broad daylight
StellarJay77
Yes these are robbers, but you are explaining muggers. The subtle difference is that the former use intimidation to gain access to valuables, the latter use intimidation to threaten personal bodily harm unless valuables are offered up as ransom for not being harmed. A small but important difference.
Marsupialmessiah
Blackjack
RElGNMAN
I didn't see him anywhere?
Blackfinity
Andersen81
Looks like a nogging cracker.
FCKYHWH
Nogging Cracker is my favourite band.
Andersen81
They make some real headbangers.
boxak
Gave his noggin a floggin
whiskeywonka
Erm. A bit more context would be great. Is the non helmet person breaking into helmets car? or did he rop the non helmet guy? Cause that really changes the Fo part for the Fa person
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
The context is that it was a deleted scene from a new Jackass movie true story
donpat
Watch it again. You have all the context you need. Helmet guy hops off bike, runs at the owner of the car with a hatchet. Guy runs away, helmet guy steals something from the car. Car owner does big ol' sneak attack and gives the thief a very bad day
whiskeywonka
It starts with helmet guy half way down the drive way running at the car so there is some video time missing. imgur is serving different data to different regions (checked with different browsers from the same locations)
donpat
that's very strange. For me the video is 23 seconds long (exactly 702 frames at 30fps) and clearly shows the two helmet guys arriving on their bike and stopping
wadatahmydamie
No. The person who parked at the bottom of the driveway with a hatchet, chased someone away from a car, opened the door to that car, and grabbed something out of that car before attempting to escape back to the motorcycle was almost certainly not the owner of the car.
whiskeywonka
The video original started with helmet guy half way down the driveway, didnt have the part where the motorcycle drove up. Had to change my region to get the full video.
Maviyakuku
Almost certainly?
wadatahmydamie
Gotta account for people, who historically speaking, be wilding
diezl97
Surprised he went right to the second guy before disarming the first guy. Good hit on the shoulder and I'm sure it hurt like a motherfucker but take away his hatchet!
dracklen
Am I just cynical? It looks a bit fake to me, the guy immediately running away, the thief strutting away after stealing somethin, the immediate return from running to hitting on the helmet…
WestieTree5
Hard to tell these days, good to be skeptical. Doubt there's a news source anywhere
WestieTree5
"Everyone gets some before anyone gets seconds" - John Correia
CandyPlanetJumper
Im pretty sure he bonked him on the head. Like really really just fuckin bonked the shit outta him.
NKato
On the neck. Cracking someone there actually can cause the spine to spasm, which lays you out hardcore. GENERALLY speaking, it's inadvisable because it can kill. But in a place where these fuckos are everywhere, and they threaten with a fucking hatchet? Yeah, all responses are fair game.
CandyPlanetJumper
Baki taught me no rules in a fight for survival
Imademyselfsquirtle
If you dont want consequences don't be a problem.