Nov 27, 2022 8:03 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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HeyWatchThis
A little full. Lots of sap.
muchLongerUsername
Ah yes, the annual dying tree.
MyNameIsMojoJojo
“There’s a lot of sap in here”
timbazi
gotcha bitch!
MonkeyWithAHammer
Little full, lotta sap.
getmorefiber
Little full. Lots of sap
DonL9
Show of hands, who didn't see that coming?
HommeDeFeu
*chuckled rather evil like* +1
ToonamiT0M
db629
4vie
... JUST as I was about to begin typing this the tree burst out. I was about to start typing "Maybe he should have started from the bottom?"
BlackCats4ever
v
Maulbert
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches...
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Lotta sap in here. Looks great! Little full. Lotta sap.
anjeleyezjr
Don't be a coward. Start cutting from the bottom!
grayone64
ShutUpMeh
I miss Lil Bub
WickedSludge
Little full. Lots of sap.
whowantssome
In yo face
GBMaker
That's a bit like those biscuit tubes that don't move at all until you're almost done unwrapping it, then explode open.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Flex duct…omg it never ends! Till you need it to, and then you will be 3 feet short.
mizmoose
I fucking hate those things and avoid them like every plague on the planet.
Roqinn
I had barely gotten the outer wrapper off when the tube exploded so loudly that my ears rang for a few minutes!
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Pth pth Little full pth pth Lotta sap
FancySharkDinnerParty
YouTubeRed
RobJenkins
Lot of sap!
solmazer
Little full..
Lot of sap.
ScarletEmerald
Aren't you supposed to start from the bottom?
imabigasstree
Yup
ImgurUser1234564789
.....lotta sap.
Horus175
"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!"
ColdCast
If you do have to open a tree indoors, put down a removable sheet or tarp first. Save your floors from the needles and sap.
Agracuta
get rid of it once it starts to dry as “it can go up like a Christmas tree” ain’t just talkin lights. Look at videos on how fast they burn
VolcanoHerder
I was more concerned about all the needles falling all over the living room. Am I the only one who opens the tree outside?
JPRiddles
Depends on the size of your doorways, trying to pull that through my living room door would drop just as many needles
interesseret
I was going to say the same. That's a lot of debris
ampelakim8
Cut the crappy ones off outside when you trim the bottom, at least
somnif
We do it inside, but, we also put down a tarp beforehand. (Also our trees are typically fairly small, so a bit easier to manage)
Tree: What did the five branches say to the face? SLAP!!!
TheFastpaws
Real trees are just great. I couldn't afford to do it every year but they are great. I have a fake one though.
ElDrmm
Pow. Right in the Christmas
TheFakeCraigFerguson
This comment made me laugh as hard as the gif did in the first place.
BrickShakes
Undoing my pants after the xmas feast.
16bitStarbuck
*sighs* *unzips*
HotDogginAllDayLong
American 'pants' or UK 'pants'? Either way, impressive
ToasterDent
Everyone else when undoing my pants after the xmas feast in the UK:
Onsvaltti
Kalsarikänni time, bitch
Technically you're still wearing your pants in Kalsarikänni - I take "undoing" to mean unbuttoning, pulling down, etc of pants.
I can do kalsarikänni completely naked, you can't stop me!
When I googled for that I found that Finland has emojis for Kalsarikänni, awsome!
sundaymondayhippyday
Nice it’s not a German has a word for that! … v
dwideshruud
See you next year toes!
MildlyConfusedDino
Hell, I ain't seen mine since 2019
aluckygrl
reverendbonobo
Sounds like you need to trim your pubes.
welcometothedystopia
Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
PuckerScream
Bend over and I'll show you.
Scottwax
You have some nerve talking to me like that.
MajMalfunction2
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!
I wasn't talking to you!
crimpitdown9001
Meanwhile, back at the playground...
sotiredimightdie
*pulls down mask, turns chainsaw on*
NarratesTheDarkerStory
good talk, dad
HeyWatchThis
A little full. Lots of sap.
muchLongerUsername
Ah yes, the annual dying tree.
MyNameIsMojoJojo
“There’s a lot of sap in here”
timbazi
gotcha bitch!
MonkeyWithAHammer
Little full, lotta sap.
getmorefiber
Little full. Lots of sap
DonL9
Show of hands, who didn't see that coming?
HommeDeFeu
*chuckled rather evil like* +1
ToonamiT0M
db629
4vie
... JUST as I was about to begin typing this the tree burst out. I was about to start typing "Maybe he should have started from the bottom?"
BlackCats4ever
Maulbert
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches...
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Lotta sap in here. Looks great! Little full. Lotta sap.
anjeleyezjr
Don't be a coward. Start cutting from the bottom!
grayone64
ShutUpMeh
I miss Lil Bub
WickedSludge
Little full. Lots of sap.
whowantssome
In yo face
GBMaker
That's a bit like those biscuit tubes that don't move at all until you're almost done unwrapping it, then explode open.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Flex duct…omg it never ends! Till you need it to, and then you will be 3 feet short.
mizmoose
I fucking hate those things and avoid them like every plague on the planet.
Roqinn
I had barely gotten the outer wrapper off when the tube exploded so loudly that my ears rang for a few minutes!
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Pth pth Little full pth pth Lotta sap
FancySharkDinnerParty
YouTubeRed
RobJenkins
Lot of sap!
solmazer
Little full..
Maulbert
Lot of sap.
ScarletEmerald
Aren't you supposed to start from the bottom?
imabigasstree
Yup
ImgurUser1234564789
.....lotta sap.
Horus175
"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!"
ColdCast
If you do have to open a tree indoors, put down a removable sheet or tarp first. Save your floors from the needles and sap.
Agracuta
get rid of it once it starts to dry as “it can go up like a Christmas tree” ain’t just talkin lights. Look at videos on how fast they burn
VolcanoHerder
I was more concerned about all the needles falling all over the living room. Am I the only one who opens the tree outside?
JPRiddles
Depends on the size of your doorways, trying to pull that through my living room door would drop just as many needles
interesseret
I was going to say the same. That's a lot of debris
ampelakim8
Cut the crappy ones off outside when you trim the bottom, at least
somnif
We do it inside, but, we also put down a tarp beforehand. (Also our trees are typically fairly small, so a bit easier to manage)
Maulbert
Tree: What did the five branches say to the face? SLAP!!!
TheFastpaws
Real trees are just great. I couldn't afford to do it every year but they are great. I have a fake one though.
ElDrmm
Pow. Right in the Christmas
TheFakeCraigFerguson
This comment made me laugh as hard as the gif did in the first place.
BrickShakes
Undoing my pants after the xmas feast.
16bitStarbuck
*sighs* *unzips*
HotDogginAllDayLong
American 'pants' or UK 'pants'? Either way, impressive
ToasterDent
Everyone else when undoing my pants after the xmas feast in the UK:
Onsvaltti
Kalsarikänni time, bitch
ToasterDent
Technically you're still wearing your pants in Kalsarikänni - I take "undoing" to mean unbuttoning, pulling down, etc of pants.
Onsvaltti
I can do kalsarikänni completely naked, you can't stop me!
ToasterDent
When I googled for that I found that Finland has emojis for Kalsarikänni, awsome!
sundaymondayhippyday
Nice it’s not a German has a word for that! …
v
dwideshruud
See you next year toes!
MildlyConfusedDino
Hell, I ain't seen mine since 2019
aluckygrl
reverendbonobo
Sounds like you need to trim your pubes.
welcometothedystopia
Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
PuckerScream
Bend over and I'll show you.
Scottwax
You have some nerve talking to me like that.
MajMalfunction2
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!
PuckerScream
I wasn't talking to you!
crimpitdown9001
Meanwhile, back at the playground...
sotiredimightdie
*pulls down mask, turns chainsaw on*
NarratesTheDarkerStory
good talk, dad