I know a side quest when I see one

Aug 18, 2017 5:59 AM

We need to keep scientists from collecting our Materia.

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It's gotta be a rare artifact that formed in a crab anomaly

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Please tell me this is real.

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how did we made that turn to spiders?

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They almost had it until the crab ate it

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So that purple orb was probably just a new drug some mexicans lost during smuggling.

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What was the purple orb?

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"I'm so shineyyyy"

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"We don't want to claw the slurp". Is that what I heard in the video? If so, that is definitely a unique sentence

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Did they attack it for massive damage

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Tamatoa. He has a name.

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Seabed's nectar!!!!

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I watched the source and they said it might be a new species of snail, the velutinid.

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v.

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How do you know it's not the main quest?

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You mess with crabbo...

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Seems like a Fall Out kind of deal.

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We call it being crabby for a reason,don't touch the crab.

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My first thought:

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As an aside what kind of fucking monster downvoted this?

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I loved the version in which they screamed the lyrics!

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Oh. I see what she's done. She's taken a barnacle and covered it in bioluminescent algae. As a DIVERSION

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You can't run from me! Oh you can

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I'm shinyyyyy

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I love Jermaine in pretty much every role he does.

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Agreed! He's one of the most brilliant comedians of our day!

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moana?

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It was green

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Source: Juli Anal Fombra

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Crab battle!

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ULTIMATE CRAB BATTLE!

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Oliolioooooo

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Paramedic I've encountered some sort of cave demon

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Look at those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart! Jesus Christ!

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Brugh...broke my knife

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Crattle

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I'm not saying ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, but... ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Does your keyboard still work? That post looked painful.

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Copied and pasted it

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Iä! Iä!

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Highly descriptive

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I always imagined lovecraft just punching keys and giggling at the words

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I though this was elvish at first

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it's supposed to sound kinda arabic, dude was facinated by arabic language... he was also racist as fuck

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Wait, so it's not just Welsh?

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Nice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyKrvk0aZo is the video of it

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It was like listening to Twitch commentary rather than to a couple of scientists.

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Oh please. What random bystander would know what a salp or cnidarian is? :)

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I'm pretty sure its actually this https://youtu.be/8mHKHKR8x6A

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But what is it god damnit!

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The funk.

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Purple

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The lady in the video eventually decided 'cnidarian', which means some sort of jellyfish/hydra/anemone relative

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Dot

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Why would people exploring the seabed and discovering new species to advance scientific knowledge about our ecosystem piss you off?

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I thought they were funny.

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Why?

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Everyone talking at the same time. Felt like entering a Teamspeak server mid-raid of a game you don't know.

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Well excuse them for doing their job and having fun while doing it.

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Well, they were trying to steal an unidentified purple orb from a crab. Must've been quite the boss fight.

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