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Weddell
Two wearings for sweatshirt? What the fuck did you do to it?
Advent3546
1 way to be a gentleman: Stop being an asshole
Flugmorph
*Katerfrühstück
grobesviech
Lol frohstock!
TotallyLost
Or, be yourself and be kind to others. Wear whatever you want as long as it doesn't offend society. Moderation is key with food/drink.
changlang247
Booo These are not answers they are tips booooo
TackyCat
..these are..... MANSWERS! *kicks down door* (see image 3 for visual)
changlang247
Well they are more of "how tos" not "this is how men do it"
nicolesusanne21
Yay for the testicular cancer awareness! +1
Zokalwe
This guy really has blue balls though.
kafkaestic
I do it every 10 minutes.
donut77
Checking for lumps in a bag of lumps
NotAgainRichard
but you should be familiar with your lumps, be on watch for foreign lumps
alexicanz
not going to bed angry is the stupidest advice. sometimes you need to chill out, get some sleep, and THEN continue to talk about stuff
Savagesquelsch
Fashion? Really.
contemplativeobserver
Those terrible pointy toe shoes wont buy themselves.
GreyNotGray
There are many settings both personal and professional that can compromise everything else if you have a poor sense of fashion.
FabulouslyTiti
Yes, really. First impressions are everything these days and, because of that, your fashion sense should be in order.
Azated
Dressing nicely is just as important as building a log cabin. You look like a dickhead if you drink martinis in khakis and a wife beater.
WaterblightGanon
this isn't dressing nicely though. this is 'how to wear a suit.'
Savagesquelsch
Bruh. That's my every day.
ChaosLegionnaire
I like how the Netherlands cure for too much alcohol is more alcohol. Aren't they like leading in education or something? We need to learn.
SaintEmilio
Drinking some more alcohol actually helps against being dizzy during a hangover. As a dutchie, I didn't know we do this tho.
JollyBloke
We believe curing hangovers is all about hydration, and it seems a lot easier to get a pint down than a glass of water somehow.
pizzaforyourmum
It's the same in Australia, the tried and true method
NwalmaerBlack
How about Fuck off I'll man in my own damn way
Superiorsasquatch
With all these manly tips soon I will be ready for the Salty Spitoon
corvettee01
I don't know why I haven't seen this tip yet, but every guy should carry a knife and know how to sharpen and maintain it.
TiredOfTheBS
Why is this something that "guys" have to do?
todayijoinedimgur
I agree with this. A good EDC knife has many uses. It's not about it being for self defence. A large stick would be a better weapon.
iftheshoefitz
In many countries it's an indictable offense, I use one on my farm and have it handy in the car but I don't ever carry it in public.
rezpawner
Yeah, that'll be fucking handy in prison, which is where they put you for having a concealed weapon in public in most countries.
mrmessma
Glad I live in a country whose government doesn't make every decision for me.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
IN THE US MOST BLADES UNDER 4 INCHES (10 CM) IS FINE TO CARRY IN YOUR POCKET. RULES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE THOUGH, LOOK THEM UP FIRST.
megaepicllama
why are you screaming though? He said ''in most countries'', which is quite possibly true. I can't carry here in Australia :(
megaepicllama
oh silly me, should have read username...
smithsmithson
#5 Assuming your gearbox has that exact layout
bustrpoindextr
Yeah, where are my other two gears? Why did they leave me? What did I do?
UncleB0b
Classic VW layout!
Fla1lure
Assuming my car has a Tachometer
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
Nothing of that shit makes you a man. Caring of the ones you love makes you a man. Not which shoes you wear or knowing how to play poker
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Care for me!
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
#15 Oh god just shut the fuck up already
Timetosleep
+1 for not having the word "hack" in the title
spelcheak
I wasn't going to up vote, but then I saw this comment.
Pikka
Manhacks? http://cs6.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2015-02_3/14236340322460.jpg
FabulouslyTiti
"...." Gordon shouting 'incoming!'.
grobesviech
But orange juice is a serving of fruit? What bullshit. Among other things too.
Brodyxo
I knocked down a door when my toddler locked himself in the bathroom. I'm a lady
ManMashine
Nope. You're a Lioness!
thegr8rambino
Nice
SteakNazisMustDie
Steps to being a man: 1: Ignore lists on how to be a man. Just do what's right and what makes you happy, fix a car, wear a dress, whatever.
WhiteGuiltMilkToast
Seriously, it this is some of the dumbest shit ever. "Dress fashionably and have a great beard, but check that ego and no selfies you fuck!"
iwasliekwtfomg
a real man doesn't get told what to do, how to dress or whether or not he can make a fucking selfie.
beernerd
My hangover cure is a greasy burger with a fried egg on it and a side of fries.
spaghettifacebang
Mine is a beer.
Lionskull
my hang over cure is to drink water while i drink.
SuccesfulFailure
That's pretty gay.
LieutenantShinySides
Dont you sober up before you get drunk?
AFSamizdat
Part of being 'drunk' is dehydration due to vassopressin upregulation, more hydration may help eliminate acetylaldehyde from the system
AFSamizdat
Acetylaldehyde is responsible for your drunk like effects
Lionskull
it slows down the getting drunk process but it eliminates the hungover state.
mohrpheous
Nope
AFSamizdat
FOOD :D
justskill
Haha suckers, I'm immune to type 2 diabetes. ( Source, I have type 1)
GoodChange
Type 1 signing in
Cal1te
Diabetics cant be pilots.
GoodChange
Maybe not for the empire
VTCombi
Fellow insulin junkie here!
SSColonelHansLanda
Sorry to crush your dreams, you can have both at the sane time :(
Drpurrpurrpurr
I was going to point that out, but you beat me to it. Dream crushers unite!
Densteef
Haha suckers, I'm immune to a heart attack (source, I don't have a heart)
Lorithias
Are you my ex ? ^^
dnebdal
Donald Rumsfeld, is that you?
MCRowdyV
My people.
OnyX111
I have type 1, when can I upgrade ?
kivalo
As a T1, I'm just extremely satisfied that they actually called it "Type 2 diabetes" and not just "diabetes". Unfortunately, because 1/2
kivalo
they are different, you CAN have both. Destroyed β cells (T1) and insulin resistance (T2). 2/2
jesting
As a Pump-toting T1 here, my former Endocrinologist called it T3 for Type 1+2 Diabetes.
dnebdal
I've also seen "type 3" used for (healthy) relatives/partners of someone with diabetes, FWIW.
DiamonDie
Usually they just call it type 1 with insulin resistance, though.
lens4life
How would you survive that if the insulin doesn't work anymore?
Daraaggon
Insulin still works, but you just need more because it isn't as effective.
phlaux
+1 to you and @kivalo, my type 1 brethren!
flahertycf
So does that mean you drink more than 10 drinks a week because the rules do not apply to you?
halfalime
Eeehh sometimes.
hopethisisarelevantname
My 8-year-old daughter is a Type 1 diabetic...I think I'm gonna have to get her on some beers ASAP.
Cal1te
You know actually some of the health risks associated with diet soda do not effect people with T1 diabetes. So yeah we have that too.
ShiaLabeoufsButthole
Me too!
halfalime
I used to say that as well, but apparently there's something called double diabetes where you get both (I know right?).
doesntcountunlessyougobardownski
That's how alcoholics are born.
fakeyellowlight
LUCKY PIECE OF CRAP!
icantwaitforthepresent
Me too. How many years? I'm at 24 years and counting... I'm 25
shirtlessmike
I have type 1 too! You can totally get both though, I looked it up
exceedinglygoodcork
Call me old fashioned, but I try to avoid huge facial scars
NotAgainRichard
I have a small facial scar, noone notices. go big or go unnoticed.
pisshole
You're old fashioned.
DrKriegersClone
I'm pretty sure Ron Swanson would have some manly things to say about owning that many shoes to choose from.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Don't break down doors in a fire. Firefighters use Haligan bars and special training to see which doors are safety to pry open slowly.
XenuWorldOrder
Also, it's probably best not to break open windows.
Merasite
does opening a door cause an increase in oxygen which feeds the fire and makes it worse?
XenuWorldOrder
Depending on the situation, yes. If it is starved for oxygen, it can cause a flashover. There have been some terrible tragedies from this.
Notuzbatucky
Don't forget a fedora and neckbeard to prove your manliness to others.
Merasite
can't wear Cons with a suit? I know a Doctor who would like a word.
NinjaSpork
Tire change directions unclear, summoned Baphomet
Cowchips
Ragnarok Online?
averysoftcat
Didn't read title. Took the time to read EVERYTHING. *looks up at title* ...... oh. (I'm a woman. I don't belong here)
FabulouslyTiti
Nonsense. There are many tips here that can be used by either men or women.
Useeikick
Especially the ball testing one.
SwedishRationalist
What? Why? How is more knowledge about the opposite sex ever a bad thing?
oceanskysforever
The point is that most of these things are stuff that anyone should know. Not only men.
tomyironmane
Women won't face public ridicule for not knowing them
Anewusernameanewdstart
Nutrition: How easy is this?! Applies to you too! Also, the answer to the question is not very easy at all.
jeffjeffingtonthethird
Hangovers are pretty universal
RodanMurkharr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1k1JvDuVY4
EtiolatedRaven
I did the same thing xD but I mean some of the things here are useful for us too :(!
DanAgain
A woman competent in men's fashion is a force to be reckoned with. Being the stronger woman behind a strong man requires knowledge.
Jawsmine
You could check your mans ball for them? I'm sure they would appreciate.
dentista320
And now, consider yourself a well educated woman.
StellarPsyke
Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't use these tips to successfully become manly!
Lanka
Look, if men on imgur develop brovaries, you can have.. something.
Rogansan
That man card is bullshit, about half of those are incredibly dumb not manly.
hopethisisarelevantname
A few things on "how to be a gentleman" get cancelled out by that "man card."
notirrelevant
I carry a Swiss Army Tool (Victorinox's version of the Leatherman); I'm counting that.
tomyironmane
I have no idea what pattern a buck knife is. All I can find is the company, and if that's the standard, fuck you, I carry Victorinox.
exlurker42
I have a few of those punched....
JCLII
Agreed. I hate the term in and of itself as well.
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I find the whole "Man card" thing shitty, just a way to put down guys for pretty much any reason under the sun.
freakingheisenberg
Yeah, I'd rather not smoke tobacco at all. But I guess lung cancer is seen as manly.
DanAgain
Respectable reason to avoid the stuff. I'm a cigar buff myself. Strangers call me manly but I'm really just an addict.
freakingheisenberg
Cigars may be manly, but fighting addiction is manlier. I don't mean to judge, but I highly advise you to at least try to not smoke. 1/2
freakingheisenberg
I have no 3/3
freakingheisenberg
Therapy may be expensive, but it is cheaper in the long run. Your family may appreciate it. If you don't want to, that's cool with me 2/3
zoolian
You won't get lung cancer from a pipe. Just mouth cancer perhaps
freakingheisenberg
Still cancer :)
freakingheisenberg
Still cancer :)
xtopher85
Oh... I already have two punches on mine..
OphelianAshe
I have the beard and the learn to weld ones. Aint no way I'm killing a deer though.
MarkBonneaux
Which two?
Misora
I have 2 and I'm a girl.
demonjester1515
Beard, buckskin knife, lumberjack contest, glenlivet 18. Some of them are dumb though.
Frankiewlsn
I have the rattlesnake bite and welding one
MyboyTank
I'm up to 4 or 5 depending on how manly you need to be to be 1/0 as much as Steve McQueen ;)
tomyironmane
If you need to compare yourself still, you're not manly enough. Relax, take a trip to the range, and meditate on Nirvmana.
MyboyTank
Buck Knife, face scar, learn to weld, rebuild engine, ~ Steve McQueen.
tomyironmane
What kinda knife is a buck knife? We talking straight blade combat like a KaBar or bayonet? Folder? Tools? All I can find is the company.
youcanteven
same....
SteakNazisMustDie
I won't kill anything as magnificent as a 12 point buck just to prove a point.
slightlyaskew123
No you're proving 12 points
MarkBonneaux
I dunno, deer jerky and deer links are pretty damn good... (So long as you're not sport hunting I think you earned that card punch)
tomyironmane
... deer jerky IS what you get when you sport hunt. And links and a good buckskin...
MarkBonneaux
you know what i mean
tomyironmane
Are you aware that in many places there is a problem with deer overpopulation? they issue permits to cull the herds to prevent starvation.
notirrelevant
Can we substitute tame lions for 12-point bucks?
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
Yeah. Exercise and good nutrition have the same effect on women and killing something with a bow has nothing to do with manliness...
ZOMGNO
I don't see why you have to hike the Appalachian Trail solo... Any hike that's over a week requires stamina and planning, and is impressive
GrouchyMarx
This. Kill an animal with a bow to be a man? If you need to kill something in order to feel like a man, you've got some serious problems.
Rediix
What are you talking about?
jakedirty
I got a stomach ache just looking at this.
BruinsSuck
We were learning about this in health class and i went downstairs and threwup
Demmayyy
Please do self-checks though! I found a bump on my BF. Stage 3 seminoma.
betterthanexpected
If you have grey hands and a blue scrotum, stop rolling your testicles around and get to a hospital.
HighwayStar
Look for lumps, in a bag of lumps.
lexithestrange
#1 reason why I show my SO's balls so much love. There are fun ways to have them examined, like with a pretty lady's mouth!
ChocolateWithRaisins
That image failed to tell us what to do about blue balls.
RocketPropelledHighFive
Fuck.
G0MeatCube
We know what to do...
clutchthepearls
Fap. And use a shield of some sort.
TheRicM
Grey dude holding blue dude's balls = gay
Avatar720
How to do know grey dude is a dude? They might just be a perfectly normal human being of any gender, fondling a Smurf.
LeaderBeans
Anyone want to peer review testicles?
vulturelad
*warms hands* Sure!
samoanjoe
check your nuts, son. Trust me on this
MarkBonneaux
You or family? Or Lance Armstrong?
samoanjoe
two friends within 6 months of one another. Both mid 20s. Caught early both times thankfully
MarkBonneaux
Amen to catching it early dude.
NotAgainRichard
Agreed, I found I have epidydimal cysts, harmless, but freaked me out when i felt it. feel your balls, see a dr, dont get cancer of the nuts
Kingmala
Or do, just a commenter, not a cop.
MrNotRightNowButMaybeLater
Yuk it up, but my bro got testicular cancer, lost both nuts. Had chemo. Cancer lumps don't hurt, he found a lump this way... 1/2
MrNotRightNowButMaybeLater
As the picture illustrates. He went to the doctor 1 1/2 weeks after he found it, spread to bones. He's okay now, cept for the nuts. 2/2
squarrel
Have a family friend who found a lump 10(?) years ago. Beat it and was cancer free. They found more traces in Feb and removed his proostate
squarrel
and put tubes in his kidneys. It's not looking good :( Please check!
ManMashine
why? do you have THAT cold hands?
DJThuglifeSupreme
If they are blue all over and have numbers, probably should see a doctor...
Avatar720
The awkward moment when you're not sure what's normal and what's abnormal. Might just get a doctor to do it and tell me what's normal.
FrankJ7
...........Uh oh
yellowhavok
that awkward moment when you realize that that weird bump that has been there for awhile now that you only notice when you fap might be bad.
ExperimentKraj
Benign scrotal cysts are really common, but get it checked.
Ikebana
I'd advise getting it checked out, just in case.
8bitTunes
Don't squeeze, just feel