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A couple was apparently searching for Pokemon when they stumbled across this park covered in spider webs. Australia? Australia.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/meowth-thats-right?utm_term=.ouB5dVe4j#.xrY7Y3B2k
NEALSMO
Those spiders evolved intelligence and use Pokemon as a lure. We're doomed.
FlyingCrow91
profrare
*inserts goat scream*
cousteau
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
accthelimper
When in doubt, Exterminatus.
Saratje
I think these are sufficient grounds to declare Exterminatus. :P
cousteau
So... not many flies living in that area I guess?
ApexAkolos
Not a single thing other than 1947934084 highly venomous spiders live there.
troy11998822
kpo57
Two more gastlys can be found there now.
Imnotfollowingyou
My guess is those pokemon are dead.
pancreas
Nice, Ghastly!
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pancreas
ehhhh, I get it.
LimeMime565
Lavender town? Sound doesn't really transfer over well to text...
TheAngreyToaster
Australian snow...
kermdog
This is from the 2012 floods in Australia. Not some bullshit story about "a couple"... Come on
LAK132
Could have sworn I had seen this before, glad someone remembered
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Ok guys, how much would you have to be paid to roll around on the grass in this one:
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
about tree fiddy.
adeepermystery
@neosporin
owlest
depends on how that field looks in person, right now I'm thinking $1000, but if it actually looks worse then $10000
theclarkshark
For real, prolly 50 bucks. Any less wouldn't be worth trying to get all that shit off my body.
uhhMurdok
I agree, but this Australia. I want confirmation there are no highly venomous spiders first.
LadyStoneheart1
I'd like to say no amount of money would make me. But it's probably more like $500,000
YourLocalGarbageMan
Honestly, I'd do it for like $5.00 if the spiders aren't venomous. Spiders are totally cool in my book. Centipedes on the other hand...
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
An orgy with Chris Hemsworth, John Cena, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, and Idris Elba would have to be my payment.
Thesmellofgoblins
I was all "aww hell NO" but then I read your comment, and now I'm considering it.
BillyFiveDicks
Man or woman, gay or straight?
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Gay male. So...about that username
MsSparkles
Fabulous
ProneHub
Male, according to their past comments. Probably dicking around, but may be bi.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Not dicking around. Male, gay, and would very much receive the aforementioned payment for rolling around in spider webs.
ProneHub
Well then. Hat's off to you, sir.
MrFastZombie
$1M more than the cost of the therapy.
Roserapaine
A billion dollars. Not a penny less. but I'd be fine with going over :D
NinjaFood
I do things for a dollar
carolinaguuurl
Let me upvote you, my fine sir.
Bob64
Drakhma
2mil and i get to wear a hazmat suit because idk what kind of spiders they are, and whether or not they could kill me
CuteAnimeGirlMolestedByMonsters
Pretty sure this is just silk.
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Looks like tent worms, not spiders. They flare up about every 5 years or so. Last time they were around they covered everything in webs
NoDreamsJustMemes
Oh, it's The Mist.
cambriago13
The whole area needs a nice cleansing fire.
sergeanttarkus
I'll call the bolter birches
babyfetus
prescribed burn
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
I'll get the napalm
willtrain96
wait till summer mate, probably a 50/50 chance this spot will be on fire
Bob64
Nuke from orbit. It's the only way.
Rogahar
It's Australia. Give it a day, it'll burst into flames on it's own.
BoxCircleSquare
Just when you think you got Australia figured out it was snowing at the capital this week
Rogahar
Plot twist: That was ash from a bushfire over the hill.
DeathToHeretics
Did somebody say CLEANSING FIRE?!
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Jesus christ, username on point.
danasaurStu
I bet team valor did it.
accthelimper
When in doubt, Exterminatus!
JacobFoxxx
this is cool!!!
Kromerag
Roll for initiative
Doozy90
Where is this? Because we should probably
relicen
iDrawStuff
Ah. Pics from Nopethefucknotville.
codenamenothing
Something in the mist took John Lee and i heard him screaming! Don't go out there!
CrispyBit
"We got you covered. Mosquitoes won't be bothering you anymore! Have a nice walk!" -Spiders, before someone takes out a flamethrower
RedError
Mosquitoes are enemy to human civilisation.
0x1CEB00DA
Xnthxny
brbrstrk
good god, where is this from
IrishBlendCoffe
Pretty sure it's a photoshopped picture from 'Exorcism of Emily Rose'
Pr0Pain
Your nightmares
CerebrawlHemmorage
Attack of the Spiders.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
Ah yes the movie that fueled my fear of spiders
0x1CEB00DA
Arachnophobia
beefjokey
I thought it was charlottes web
Eduprofile
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/stephenkingsthemist/images/8/89/Mist_Spider.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110505201117
filthyfrankfurter
Why
Eduprofile
To hurt
Eduprofile
Now i have to search sone pics from "the mist"...
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
missladymondegreen
roll for initiative...
orangatuan
*Rolls to the ends of the Earth*
Dreadfutopia
https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/spider-web-forrest-is-beautiful-and-terrifying?utm_term=.rx53RqlK5#.ku9N1em3Q *stumbles away cackling*
tkoZombie
Wagga Wagga
jew666
soo...did they find any pokemon?
Stuebydoo
I'm better caterpie, since it has stringshot
GNiko
Authorities are still searching for the couple...
ForReasonsOfScience
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Yes. Spinarak, Ariados, Joltik and Galvantula.
CanWeTrustHitler
But can we trust him
Lionskull
more like caterpies and weedles. this is gen 1 only for now.
RincewindTVD
But none of those are GEN I
JoonasD6
I recognised none of those, I'm old. :
somethingyouthinkisfunny
I dont recognize any of those words
HighwayStar
There are 150 pokemon and that's all.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
SealandIsARealCountry
I'll march my ass right through that fucking field for a fucking joltik. I'll do it. And then I'll go off and cry like a little bitch
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
We must find Andy.
TheGayPenguin
I wasn't aware of joltik cause I skipped gen 5 and never found it in X! It's so cute!
rockyz0321
Hahaha true fucking Pokémon trainer
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I'd have a fire Pokémon burn it all down, then pick out the likely-knocked out bugs from the ashes.
turtlefucker
Dead*
TurkTurkletonn
Same, night march destroys in TCG
elhopaness
And this is why forest fires happen
shannonogins
And asshats from Alabama
TherealGuyLeDouche
Why can't I up vote this twice!?!?
GNiko
why forest fires _must_ happen.
Impressive44
Cleanse it with fire!
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
ThedarkPriestshaft
Because even good says nope sometimes.
g0st
Do you want to get funnel webbed? Because this is how you get funnel webbed.
TKBold
...They weren't trying to destroy the FORESTS, they were trying to destroy the NOPES! It all makes sense now!!
TheLordHelix
ABlastFromYourPast
Praise Helix!
TheLordHelix
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
Smokey told me to not start forest fires, but I think he would be okay with this one
Bricklemeyer
Somewhere off camera Smokey is being slowly dissolved by spider venom.
AidBurn
Say what?
The1stBellicose
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-08/15/14/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-11277-1408127717-2.gif
EatUrShorts
Why dont we just burn australia?
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Based on these replies....there is nothing we can do to harm Australia, that it isn't already doing to itself
AwkwardOstrichGirl
We keep trying but it just makes it stronger.
HarrisonLichtenberg
The sun is already trying its hardest, believe me.
willtrain96
every fucking summer stuff just decides it's gonna be on fire today
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
This is my favoritest quote. ever.
oneeyedgod
We have fire season. We actually have fire season and its fucking awful. We're already burning ourselves.
justyouraverageaussiegirl
Our ecosystem sustains itself on burning. we'll just regenerate. You can't kill Australia. We kill you.
echonite
It is the deadpool of earth's landmasses.
ILiveUnderARock
I like it when replies get more upvotes than what they're replying to.
justyouraverageaussiegirl
Thanks! :D
RincewindTVD
Burning is literally part of the spawning cycle of some of the trees.
NeonArchetype
Fire type kills bug type?
uhhMurdok
Yup, unless it's other type interacts with fire in any non-neutral way.
zelotgeneral
uhhMurdok
xD went right over my head... I see that now.
zelotgeneral
NeonArchetype
Haha oh youuu