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Leftovers
Opening packages just to declare that they don't like what they already knew was in the package
RatherRagged
A quality dump, a quality dump indeed.
bdubs230
281.6
jokeyjokemaker
SendAnimeBooba
Oy RatPiss!
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Is that not a naked man?
Actingnatural
Her top covers her shorts, while he's wearing jeans with no shirt. The "naked man" is his upper body and her legs
whiteeey
Buy both and fuck the Pokemon
Schuladame
I had to zoom in to NOT see that chick drinking a giant penis.
SBSP129
XXFeminismiscancerXX
SMH, steeling memes from the FP. Shame!
politepisspot
Some motherfucker had their calculator setup wrong
TsukariYoshi
It also looks like a naked man at third look, fourth look, and all subsequent looks.
RipOffTheBandAid
A glass of penis.. clear as day
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
I don't see it...
mydadhasaharrypotter
She’s wearing a dress with a super thin strap (look at her other shoulder, right at the neck). The “giant penis” is actually her shoulder.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Holy shit...
mydadhasaharrypotter
I had to zoom in and stare for a really long time to figure it out. I felt dirty looking at it so long.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Quality dump, I smiled a few times.
quodrisu
Solid dump, but the updoot is for the cat tax. Nice one!
tornik
In my defence, Hamlet is pretty fucking close to my family life.
catbearman
But what does your lacking a fence have to do with it?
Hutchy01
You and your boy Harry had better rebury the Jester when you're done.
CunningLanguageist
Better than Oedipus Rex I suppose...
ravenclawesome
Many people think Hamlet had a pretty severe Oedipus complex.
idownvoteplottwist
#6 reminds me of this building in Barcelona https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/f7FOf4CzB5nbdFnyil2h8w/o.jpg
Logan9Fingers
$ 8.50? What the fuck?
Zachwithahhhhh
Must be in DC
GTimgur
Guessing Boston.
happyishturtle
Perhaps $8.50 a pound for the buffet? Weird sign though hard to interpret what it means
Marick2Die
A pound of potatoes is like 1 potatoes. That's an expensive potatoes.
happyishturtle
Yeah but you grab a few fries, a couple other things to make a meal comes to 1.5 pounds total for a buffet meal
ewokkid01
likely in Alaska, or some place with high shipping costs
bigtrucktempus8
I laughed...
QuantumPhysical
They're good dogs, Brenthoven.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
A good TI-89 or Casio calculator will by default give you an answer in the most reduced fraction. You just hit alt+equals to get decimal.
ColonelHunterGathers
Did anybody else read "Buttime"?
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
I couldn't see anything else...
ColonelHunterGathers
I'm pretty sure the ring is supposed to be an O. Bout time
ScottIsChillin
Siiiiiigh....
aluminumfalconjumpercables
Get your sh*t together and stop smokin' doobies, Colonel! Hep,two, three, four...Hep!
mrmayortheiv
Literally everyone did
Leftrighthere
I read butt time, that is a naked man, and how to summon a dad was hilarious. Great dump.
SuedeCaramel
The math/phone number one: you’re already texting her!
AManWhoWasntThere
#1 totally true! #4 ...that's why i don't send nudes right away..
PmMeGifsForSauce
booradley212
I'm pretty sure the photos of Sean Astin were from when he was in character for the movie 50 First Dates
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
But I appreciate that he owns it. Correcting somebody always feels defensive and nerdy to me.
booradley212
Yes, I completely agree with you! That was the best possible response he could've had haha
AhhhhhThePressure
That's his line from the movie.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Hah! That’s even better!
RennBear
IAlwaysUpvoteSensibleChuckleGIF
I believe I owe you an upvote +1
livenudegirlsinyourarea
But...the engagement ring is on the wrong hand...
GNiko
Depends on where you're from. In some places, it's worn on the right hand.
livenudegirlsinyourarea
Hm, I had no idea!
AntaNce
I'm ok with Christoflurp & , Jimantha, but i'm holding out for Tedison.
tokenhooker
It's actually "Jimothy" per Michael Scott.
AntaNce
yes. but--- Tedison
TheAdamantite
I also called Jim's and Jimmy's jimothy back in high school before I learned of this. I thought it was hilarious
AntaNce
it is. yes. but--- Tedison
ianofminnesota
15 years of work on that ugly ass candle and they are selling it for $200. What an awful hourly wage that is.
iLynux
For 40 hours a week, it's approximately $0.0064 per hour. Or $0.05 per day. Or $0.26 per week.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
#6
idownvoteplottwist
https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/f7FOf4CzB5nbdFnyil2h8w/o.jpg