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Cotton candy insulation.
ilsalta
If your husband does something useful, you absolutely should praise him and indicate how it helps you out. That encourages him to do more.
amzadian
#9 Your dad is Denzel Washington?
OrigamiShark
I see your ranch dressing soda and raise you a kim chi one. Awful.
theoneBernie
If my mother offered preventive botox treatments for my wife I'd probably go back in time and get fucking emancipated. Fuckin eh
alecdshope
Rusty probably had something important to measure.
whoopsiedaisies
I came here to tell you all that I've tried the ranch soda. It is as awful as it sounds.
grapesforducks
1. #32 in HS, friends got a giant card for someone whose b-day was near mum's day. Via sharpie, it said "Happy Steven's Day" outside,
grapesforducks
and "To a Wonderful Steven Like You" on the inside, in swirly pinks and white. It was awesome
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
Whazitooyah
I reeeeeally want to know what this was about.
WellGeeWizz
Is that will ferrel? #35
RegisteredSixOffender
Yes. He gueststarred in The Office once later in the show.
JurassicFartz
TGIBallsWorth
#40 you could cut stone with that girl’s chin! Holy shit!
TGIBallsWorth
I took a guess that it was 40 and I was wrong :(
Stagracker
#3 there was a black mirror episode about that and it was not a good idea at all
BigBallsRandy
Help for co-workers? There's a black mirror episode about that!
LunaticsOnPogosticks
#3 that's some blackmirror shit
TRDPaul
Emilia Clarke is an absolutely drop dead gorgeous blonde and a distinctly average brunette
Mistress0fMayhem
Agreed I have a hard time recognizing her as a brunette, she looks like a totally different person!
WellThatsOriginal
I won $200 on Powerball last weekend. Blew the tranny in my truck the next day. Fml
AlHarrington
There’s a blowing trannys joke in here somewhere but I’m too tired to fill in the gaps
WellThatsOriginal
It's a true story but I knew it would go there.
therealpdawg
But hey, at least you made a tranny happy. So there's that.
WellThatsOriginal
Should have charged a few hundred bucks. Lol
brattius
Botox is an extensive gift... I'd take it
Tvakc
Same!
Magpiebones
And sell it I hope?
Kenona
The two about alcoholism was my favourite. Not that i'm an alcoholic. Just realy single and likes alcohol a lot. Alcohol never turns me down
accujimmy
Goddamn Windows 10 making "Edge" the default for opening PDF's. Control Panel>All Control Panel Items>Default Programs>Set Default Programs
accujimmy
Find Adobe Acrobat Reader, click Set this program as default. Also look at FoxIt, it can replace Acrobat Pro and it's free!
SpringToMyWinter
Anyone know if #3 is a thing?
LongoloidFartExplosion
Does no one remember the "Rated People" farrago?
SpringToMyWinter
Nope
SpringToMyWinter
Or one to review clients?
Chemenginerd
I've seen black mirror... It doesn't end well..
thorabides
#15 I want to see this presentation
ArchangelValkyrie
Ok that thesis-on-a-scarf thing is pretty cool! Its all your hard work! I mean it got you a degree didnt it? be proud! literally wear it! :D
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textilelover
I think she's celebrating an accomplishment, not telling people how awesome she is cause she did it. (I didn't dv you though)
nursejr210
I guess this is better than wearing your Underwater Basket Weaving Doctorate on her sleeve....
Claystead
My thesis is 120 pages, it won't fit on a scarf.
calyxium
Make it a poncho!
YouThinkThatsBad
I don’t think there’s a fashion limit on how long a scarf can be. I had a 7 foot long scarf once and loved it. Go ahead, get a 100ft scarf
ArchangelValkyrie
I mean it would! the scarf would just be huuuuuuge :D
Claystead
The yugest scarf, and the warmest scarf. Everybody says so. My scarfs are tremendous, and the bigliest out there.
Pootah
I tried a Jamie Oliver beef chili recipe once and it was just bland. I don't even know how, I put like 5 times the stated amount of spice in
UnPunkMonk
I'm curious how Hopeanne responded to that hilarious final joke.
azuca
Fun fact: Hopeanne is in finnish ”your silver”
Claystead
It better have involved copious amounts of sexings for all the effort he put in his puns.
jkjk1123
They’re married now
Campfirebacon
Maybe she died from her sides literally splitting with laughter, and therefore was unable to reply.
nonsensecomment
Maybe
BossPat
I really want to read that woman's thesis now.
SuitedPanda
#3 is just the first episode of Black Mirror
Bluegrasslass
If Hopeanne's surname isn't Sesame, then I don't want to know.
deerte
Ive tried that ranch dressing soda. It’s every bit as awful as you might think.
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
So have I. Made a whole vlog over the trip to a Route 66 shop that sells it. It's horrid!
vanishinggirl
I own an unopened bottle... it will stay that way forever
YouThinkThatsBad
In desperate times you can mix it with Clebber Girl cornstarch for your buffalo wings
Kittylyst
Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated comrade.
kojenk
Horrible. So I bought two.
sykoticflaw
Wait that shit's not a 'shop, that's REAL?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Durnstaros
Lester's Fixins, they only make awful soda flavours, like buffalo wings and peanut butter & jelly.
sykoticflaw
I just threw up in my mouth a little.....
wutdahail
There is a place here in Ohio that sells those plus a bunch others like dirt, grass, corn, cucumber, ect. Have not and do not plan to try.
theALTF4
ain't ethan & hila did a challenge drinking that brand of sodipops?
kfigs
Alpacas are the best surprise!
trinabeana23
FullSpeedAhead
But those named Rebel and Shenanigans sound like that rancher needed to get rid of them to that sucker.
klearlykosher
The "recommend to a friend" option on Tinder is so funny to me. "You're not the right hook-up for me, but my buddy is all about that"
HulluSteve
Or then, "Tried that one already, kinda liked it. Maybe Steve'll like it too."
brandybows
My friend and I would send each other people and we would play hot or not.
JediMazter
i use it to show ridiculous profiles to my sister so we can both have a laugh
Durtylurch
Or when you and your buddy have a running bet of one dollar over who can boink her first. Something something Eddie Murphy Dan Akroid movie
AliBarber
I use it exclusively for when I'm out of likes and send it to myself.
umpbumpfizz
Wait wait wait. This is a game changer. I️ assume you can’t use it then, but does it cue up for when likes are available again?
DasJediWay
Pssssssst
DasJediWay
Update your phone
umpbumpfizz
I know :( It’s getting ridiculous at this point. The “I️“ is the least of my concerns, given the security issues they patched...
MisterDildy
Wait you can run out of likes?
klearlykosher
Sneaky sneaky
HulluSteve
Sir, you are a genius. I've never thought of that.
gorillagram
Most glorious Cat Tax pic I've ever seen ????
ProfaneSanction
"Haha"
GTAVivacious38
I think it has a watermark on it
Butsys410
I spy a custom Bokeh filter too, clever.
umpbumpfizz
It’s pretty well done. Not into the hearts, but the rest is solid. Didn’t push too hard - kind of looks like the bokeh on my Sony G masters.
Butsys410
Yeah, they are oddly shaped, what lens do you have? I use the 24-70 GM on my a7r2. This cat pic was taken with a 85mm f1.2... #goals
umpbumpfizz
1) I run the A7sII. For video, 28-135 F4 G rarely leaves my rig, unless I’m shooting glidecam. But the 85 1.4 GM converted me to Sony glass.
umpbumpfizz
2) Until I shot stills on the Sony 85 I was mostly adapting my Nikkor and Cannon glass. Now my Can. 24-70 2.8L accumulates dust. But I still
umpbumpfizz
Haha I literally JUST uploaded a screenshot of her gear list to share with you. It’s stacked. She’s serious
Butsys410
Haha, I was just looking through her website, she's very serious, has some cool shots too!