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Feb 27, 2018 2:28 AM
Steezyskreezy
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freehugsforeveryone
jokes on u we did not have a sex ed teacher
smashpro1
Only one more year until I'm a wizard.
donjohngamer
My father taught me everything way before the schools did, good thing too because it was really poor sex ED
JHawke
Sex ed in my school was so horrible we never even got it. Unless you could the 5 minutes the biology teacher showed the human body and her >
JHawke
> toys. (and no before anyone asks, she was definitely not fuckable/sexy/milf/etc)
Voxification
I was taught that STDs can happen spontaneously as a result of unprotected sex, even if both participants are 100% clean to begin with.
Voxification
Believed that one until a human sexuality class in my 2nd semester of college. Pretty embarrassing.
vixenmoo
We had no sex ed class. Which amazes me because we had a parenting class that doubled as daycare for the girls with kids in my school.
DoctorSexyMD
My mother was the only health teacher at my high school. I tried hard to forget Sex Ed.
BraveSlayer
Sex is cheap though. Like 35 bucks here in NYC. Don't lose hope.
TheDicksGuy
My ed sex class is 60% emotional health 30% anatomy 10% queer theory. Sex Ed is coming a long way in Canada.
cforcalvin
...that a vasectomy is a sure way to avoid pregnancy.
DelightfullyOdd
That the Titanic sank because God was angry at the masturbators. We had a terrible sex ed teacher.
Threewisemen
That is hil-ar-ious.
naytorin
The South?
DelightfullyOdd
Making up stories for fake internet points.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Nothing ever happens
inthenameofthemoooon
I was pretty lucky for my sex ed curriculum. My teachers never brought religion or morality into the classroom. Only facts.
GPS33
Where did you grow up?
inthenameofthemoooon
Outside of DC. Maryland side
LiteralFish
Mine too. I'm glad because my family didn't teach me
inthenameofthemoooon
Same here! Quite unfortunate that it's an issue many families struggle with.
Flyndaran
My sex drive hit when I was 10. My dad had to have the talk and was a bit shocked at how early it needed to be done.
DBSOempathy
No idea. I learned more online than in class anyway, like most classes these days. General info in class, actual studies are at home.
DontLetThisFlameGoOut
I didn't get a sex ed. In Texas the only acceptable thing for an unmarried individual is to be abstinent. So my very sexually active sister
DontLetThisFlameGoOut
Told me everything I needed to know. I haven't been pregnant or have any STD's! I got on BC right at 16 when I started going to party's
DontLetThisFlameGoOut
So i wouldn't be raped and become pregnant. Yay for our reality now.
DrKenAdams
Catholic school; I really misunderstood what they meant by 'you can't get pregnant before you're married'.
DrKenAdams
Part of losing my religion was the realization that (biologically) nothing changes when you get married.You're just allowed to have sex then
Keest11
Dead a$$ serious my life skills teacher said nasal and ear sex is a thing
MastahPetah
Well, I guess you could rub your genitals on someone's ear and nose? If that counts?
Radix865
He must've been watching some weird hentai...because that's the only place I can think of where it happens.
TouretteBadger
TIL snorting sperm is a thing
Keest11
Well she was nuts that's for sure. HA!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Nothing. We were given a glossary of 100 words and asked to discuss in groups what we thought they might entail. Then we talked about it.1/
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
She was the best science teacher I ever had and she's the reason I'm a postdoctoral researcher now, probably.need more like her. 2/2
Kiwiwhovian
We got cold hard facts. Shown how to put a condom on a banana (yes a banana), how to insert a diaphragm, STIs, birth control, periods etc
Radix865
Mostly same but the banana was a large dildo.
SexualConsent
We had a wooden model
OrangeRanger
Saaaaaaame
OrangeRanger
And then stuff about female condoms. Not wearing 2 Condoms, not using a male and female condom at the same time. Etc..
Kiwiwhovian
Sex Ed is essential imo. It’s a huge part of life for most people so it’s important to know all the facts.
UpVoteDragons
No one taught us about lesbian and gay sex positions and that masturbation is a healthy way of exploring your sexuality.
UpVoteDragons
Also no one told us that the rate of miscarriages is greater than rates of pregancies carried into full term. Learned that in AP Bio.
UpVoteDragons
Stastically, women will have more miscarriages in their life time, even if they always have unprotected sex. Full term pregnancies are rare.
UpVoteDragons
The reason they don't SEEM rare is that our medical advances help with allowing for more success. Outside developed worlds however...
UpVoteDragons
This lack of knowledge however puts alot of stress of partners trying to conceive. Many think they are broken or unhealthy.
UpVoteDragons
But the truth is miscarrisages are common and most mothers have had one knowingly or unknowingly.
MollyNapQueen
That sex leads to STD in 100% of the time. It's unavoidable, apparently.
ArdentSlacker
Well, if 100% of people have it, no point in worrying!
LiteralFish
Lol. Should have gone around asking everyone with kids which STDs they got
OverlordEd
Turn it into a collectible trading card game, fucking merchandise that shit, call up mj holding.
SexualConsent
"Gotta catch em' all!"
Xemanhunter
My school showed us a video in 5th grade about it. Then again in 6th grade. Both times, I missed the video to be in a damn play. 1/2
Xemanhunter
Then, my mother borrowed the vhs the video was on, and bought a vhs player, just to never watch it 2/3
Xemanhunter
So basically, I had no sex education. Instead, I learned from a weird channel on TV at 3am one day. 3/3
momeggles1213
I was told not to hug any one of the opposite sex as it would be promiscuity and tempt them with ill thoughts
FleebCollector
I was told if I had sex before marriage, I'd be a "chewed up piece of gum" that nobody would ever love. Abstinence training sucks.
Shohanna
Oh that brings back terrible nightmares.. /sigh Same... Now I am divorced 3 times. Seems it came true.
OverlordEd
Abstinence-only sex ed leads to higher pregnancy rates in the teenies
SadisticBitch45
Mine told my class that guys can't pee when they have a boner.
0lliecat
I was taught, “don’t have sex, let’s just look at hundreds of pictures of STD infected people who did have sex.”
707isL0Lupsidedown
2 condoms are less effective than 1...
Prealan
I had a good sex ed teacher! She told us how things work, and encouraged us to have sex and explore. Just use protection and a no is a no!
0lliecat
Lucky. I wish I was taught that way, I will teach my kids that way. Not that sex is gross & you should be ashamed of it.
fbutt09
Blue waffle -- Google at your own peril
0lliecat
Yeah.... I’m not 12, but thanks for trying.
youwiththeguitar
Catholic school too?
0lliecat
Nope, just the south. Flew right over sex ed and evolution.
divinexspirit
Yup... in Texas, that about sums it up the level of education.
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Yep and that "condoms are very likely to break"
0lliecat
Yup, never taught the guys how to buy the right size and put them on. Just “you don’t need to know this, don’t have sex.”
pyrrhlis
Ok, but how will we (the next generation) make more people?
LOLOLOOLOL
Watch the movie “idiocracy” for the answer
0lliecat
“Wait until marriage then figure it out”
Bend3
Yup, same here. Only dif was the first instructor did anatomy at least (nothing about sex iteself though)
0lliecat
We learned very basic anatomy. Vagina, uterus, cervix, Fallopian tubes, ovaries, penis & testes. Gotta love the south.
NerdN1
John Oliver on fucked up sex ed: https://youtu.be/L0jQz6jqQS0
TheDicksGuy
Oh love that one. Thanks
catbert225
Mine told me I'm going to hell when I die. Incorrect because I'm already there.
DoseOfScience
Maybe it's the hell across the street?
kevlarburrito
You live with my ex wife?
Dakodanoelle
Oi u ok mate
kevlarburrito
Some days better than others
TinnyOctopus
Sounds like hell was your sex ed teacher's classroom.
TheCrazyCraftsman
Maybe they meant Hell, Michigan.
pyrrhlis
Hell of a prediction.
Vilespring
Pregnancy was listed under the STDs.
BloodLegacy
Wow, that is so wrong... More like a parasite.
SexualConsent
That's not wrong, lmao
PhailRaptor
TechnicallyCorrect.gif That'sNotWrong.jpg
Thoraxe123
Well they're both expensive you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of your mistakes, and once you have them 1/2
Thoraxe123
You can pretty much only date other people who have them - Donald Glover on AIDS vs Babies 2/2
ShortblackFlatwhite
My teacher said "Don't have sex on the beach, you will get sand in your vagina and it will hurt for weeks."
bigHugeLargeBig
That's good advice that I could have used ='D
ShortblackFlatwhite
She also said, "if you give lots of people oral, use a condom. They don't just stop pregnancy, they also stop years of painful itching"
ShortblackFlatwhite
Come to think of it, she was a pretty good sex ed teacher...
CrazyMrowLady
My sex ed teacher told us that it was impossible to get pregnant whilst you were on your period, and that if a guy pulled out, you were 1/2
Cosbypillpopin
Guys there is a difference in almost pulling out, and pulling out if you feel like your almost about to come then you waited to long.
8166uy
You're American are you? Pre-ejaculation fluid has sperm. IT IS NOT SAFE! Blame your education system.
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8166uy
Which is wrong. I did med school and actually 100% contains it. Even saw it in a microscope myself (weird classes, I know).
8166uy
Not a lot, but still enough to care.
NeStreets
It's not wrong, at least according to the article. Reading through it says that pre-ejaculate can pick up sperm from prior, uh, endeavors.
Flyndaran
Coitus interuptus is very effective, not perfectly. The problem is that it's nearly impossible to actually do correctly.
Spongybunny
Except sperm can still be present in pre-ejaculation fluid.
8166uy
Exactly this. That barely any American knows this makes me sad every time. Something about bad education...
8166uy
PS: The US has the highest amount of teen pregnancies in the entire western world.
RaggedyAnalReTentSale
My sex ed teacher told all the girls we might be able to see the unfertilized egg in our underwear... I looked for so many years :(
CrazyMrowLady
Hoshit.
CrazyMrowLady
Safe. Also, that Vaseline was a great lubricant with condoms. No wonder so many of my mates have kids. 2/2
CapitalNick
That's, like, all wrong.
CrazyMrowLady
The worst thing was, was that out of ~60 girls, I was the only one who'd had my period. I had to correct the dude that told us how to 1/2
CrazyMrowLady
Use a tampon wrongly. And I live in a country with mandatory sex ed. 2/2
Istealfromthefrontpage
Lol Jesus that's nuts... I see all these people who got sex Ed but I never did, wonder when they stopped it here in Az.
GoldenRamoth
Well, number two is about right. If done correctly, it's 96% effective. Condoms are 98%. The other two.. welp.
RennBear
Don’t know why you’re getting so much flak. It worked for me for a decade. Still not good advice tho lol
Threewisemen
Lol, lots of hate for the pull out method. I'd put it well over 96%.
GoldenRamoth
Not sure why. People are either A: Unable to understand stats, or just bandwagoning. Usually the second is due to the first.
Muttons1337
I'm thinking it's because many people think the method means pulling out moments before climax. Pre-cum even has the ability to impregnate.
BOSSMOPS
There is something called love drop. It doesn't fucking matter how good u are at pulling out, the love drop is pre ejaculat and can happen >
GoldenRamoth
Condoms are 85% effective overall. Pullout is 78% effective overall.
BOSSMOPS
As soon as you put your dick in her. Holy shit, people like you make me so angry
CrazyMrowLady
Ahh yes. Because pre-teen girls should be taught that guys can 100% be trusted to pull out at the exact right time. Great.
HaniiPuppy
'Only a celibate could come up with the line: "at the point of ejaculation withdraw." Oh yeah? Is that right Father? Well let me tell ...
HaniiPuppy
... you something: At the point of ejaculation there isn’t a bloody herd of wild horses that could make my arse go in that direction.'
GoldenRamoth
Never said that. Just said that if it's done correctly. That's the point of the stat. Not that it's the best method, but that it can be good
NeatoBuilds
About 1 in 5 doesn't sound like too good of odds
CrazyMrowLady
We were talking about sex ed. No sex ed should ever go "nah ladies, your fella knows how to not get you pregnant".
GoldenRamoth
One link for those that can't google: https://www.birthcontrol.com/options/pull-out-method/ There are more. Key words: "If done correctly".
IamfunatpartiesIknow
He said pulling out is safe if the girl is on her period or in general?
CrazyMrowLady
She (that made it somehow worse) was very pro-condom except on your period. Except that periods are a direct result of the egg sitting 1/
CrazyMrowLady
On your womb lining, and your body flushing it all out as it wasn't fertilised. So you already have a new egg just sitting there. And as 2/
CrazyMrowLady
Sperm can live up to five days, you are still very much vulnerable to pregnancy. The only thing hindering it is the fact that you are 3/
SirDoober
Relevant: https://youtu.be/atDXtvo6hIg
Dovorac
In 8th grade my sex ed teacher told us that girls could get pregnant from anal because the sperm could swim through the skin...
BOSSMOPS
TrapsAreIllegal
he tryna plug that poop hole loop hole
ShinyAlienPrincess
You can get pregnant from anal if you ejaculate inside : sperm can flow a little and enter the vagina. Small chance, but it exists.
mormonator12
Fun fact! Though not the insane skin swim scenario, a small percentage (less than .0001%) of women can get pregnant from Anal because 1/
fbutt09
Would the kid be a "born asshole"?
mormonator12
Of incredibly thin membranes connecting the vagina and the anus that they come close to being the same canal altogether.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
But... they lead to different stuff
AirborneCheckYourFeet
only one way to test it out, any volunteers?
CrazyMrowLady
I... I really hope you're joking.
mormonator12
I'm confused. While in most women the anus and vagina are separate, in that wildly small amount of women, they are essentially connected.
metsu12
I mean, it’s possible if the lady has a vaginal fistula, but then she has a whole new problem that might be worse than a baby.
mormonator12
Correct!
Cancerousxhit
Read recent study in paper semen is in you 4ever even in ears and bones. Little guys were designed to pass cellular walls lol.
DeusExSpockina
Actually sperm cells are often found in vascular plaque in men. Little swimmers escape the testes and go for a ride.
EmmyHearts
Really ??? What journal?
Cancerousxhit
By in paper I meant newspaper was in New York times science part I think might've been diff paper tho
EmmyHearts
ooohh, haha
ThePiedPiperofRuination
So is it possible for a woman to get pregnant during her period? I didn't think there was an egg cell to fertilize at that time.
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Shohanna
Yes, I was a double ovulator since I started my period at 11. First pregnancy, twins. :D
ranuncudahlia
lady here. i ovulate within 3 days of my period. sperm lives 4-5 days. your lady friends may have quick ovulation too
Shohanna
Same, every damned time. Or did until I got really sick with pancreatitis, haven't in a year now.
whatsisname
In addition to the other answers, not all women have regular periods and sometimes they can have heavy spotting instead, but be fertile.
GoCorral
If you had sex near the end of the period and ovulation happened quickly and the sperm lived to the longer end of their life span... <1%
GoCorral
Data: http://ec.princeton.edu/images/cycle-day.gif
Strugglecityliveshere
Not as likely but still possible is what i understand
CrazyMrowLady
Sperm can live up to 5 days. People assume that, as periods happen every ~28 days (and I cannot stress enough that for a lot of women, 1/
CrazyMrowLady
This time can vary), that there are only a few days a woman can get pregnant. The egg sheds a few days before a woman's period, so 2/
CrazyMrowLady
There is still a chance that the new egg can be fertilised. Sure, it's less likely due to the discharge, but still completely doable. 3/3
Shohanna
Even possible to get pregnant while you are incubating a zygote. Twins for ME! lol
likkura
Haha doable