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RackhamTheRed
what you lookin at huuhuuman?
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/rCXGNa1
spidey002
Grab it and squeeze. What's the issue here?
DeplorableOracle
Is this covered by insurance ?
DeepBlueNothing
Owl: Fuck the police.
cwbyboots
Hooter with a pecker.
HitlersOven
This fits in too well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3_-7CV90Fo
WoodlandCritters
richardpleasums
The first thing I do after I crash is take a picture of the passenger
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
Well to be fair, a patrol sergeant wont believe you so document your crash scene
aCivilisationGone
Harry potter spam mail edition
JollyGreenAl
what a pecker!
HermanotheGermano2000
Every breath you take, every step you make, owl be watching you
DaisukeAramaki
"Pecking" is such a tame-sounding word for what was likely happening in that car. Surprised he didn't lose an eyeball.
discotheque42
Murdering Night Chickens
angelajaine
*Pigfarts
NICEGUYCRIS
"Fiuuck the pooowwwwwlllleeeeiiisssss " -the owl probably
TurboTension
Owl I wanna do, is have some fun.
spookytanukikabuki
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
says the man next to me outa no where
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
The owl from the 4th kind is staring back at me...
namastethefuckaway
Yea same reaction... when i see a spider on the dash.
Wastyvez
This is sitcom material.
SomebodyGetMyCoat
Ilvermorny
IngrahamLincoln
Is pigzits a police/hogwarts joke?
anvitas
haha it's works on two levels
lordpurplenuts
To Police Officer, Louisiana, Driver Seat Police Car. You have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
AManWhoWasntThere
Owl bout dah?
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
How many times did he shoot the owl?
Jollytothegreen
It's called Pigfarts, you scrub
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
off is in the general direction which you should fuck
Jollytothegreen
I think I need an instruction manual. Somehow I ended up in your mom
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
Oh you did, did you? Thats adorable. Im just glad I grew up being able to say "Hey Dad" or "Whens Dinner" unlike you
Jollytothegreen
Lmao. That shade is the weakest I've ever seen. Have a good one!
ImNotCreativeEnoughToComeUpWithAGoodUserName
I almost crashed when a bee landed on my arm.
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
As someone allergic to them, I understand the reason
ImNotCreativeEnoughToComeUpWithAGoodUserName
I'm not allergic, just scared me. To be fair though, it was more like the weirdest looking wasp I've ever seen than a bee.
haleisconfused
So did he arrest the bird
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
reliturino
Guess it's a classic case of: "Whoo Dun It".
ThePlotIsTwisted
Who?
KevinBhall
gold
LtAceSniper
https://media.tenor.co/images/58bb43ad5249d0cfbb2da6b86f3a3b19/tenor.gif
SovietRusalka
"I'm glad you think crime is funny Officer Incompetent"
ThisIsGod
Go to Hell
Lasher
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
..I know you are making a joke but Barred owls dont make a Whoo noise
ButtHoleTicklr
You must be fun at parties
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
Im too busy working the grill since mine usually involve a significant amount of bbq and moonshine
Lasher
Yeah, but hoo really knows for sure?
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
I mean I do, Ive rescued 4 of these guys since January
reliturino
Incorrect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fppKGJD3Y6c
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Barred_Owl/sounds they hoot brother. I do this work for a living
reliturino
Sounds like a "Whoo" to me.
HistoryRangerofParkImgur
Well its a hoot
notme222
Your real life expertise is worth nothing against the Imgur downvote machine. I thank you for the info though.
DeepBlueNothing
While they do hoot even the description of their sound is "Who cooks for you". So I'd say the joke the original commenter made works.