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May 22, 2020 9:57 PM
Grougaloragran
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LooseyGooseyBrett
Her nippers must be so hard.
GroundscorePro
CosplayComet
As far as adorbs go, this is totes
K4ptain
That penguin dead
Nocapes2
Titanic Tip and daring Dash: adventurers/explorers
KiwiGameDev
comealongtheBEAMtoday
"And I looked into the windows of her SOUL and I said...bitch..."
ScabbyDonkey
"...and that's why there isn't space for the two of us on my floating door"
radicaleb
She gonna eat you penguin!
RenaissanceFaireMan
Meh, this is nothing. I too can talk to penguins.
CanadianSith
And then the Orca's arrived
CMDRKORR
Cool
Bigworm666999
Do mermaid's nipples get hard in cold water?
Phlynch
They're fish, they don't have nipples.
JasonThorn
They shouldn't have hair either, but here we are.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
"so anyway, this bitch Rhonda comes over and just shits all over Justin like he wasn't even there. And after he asked her to stop she does
DeadlySnowySapphire880
Lol
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
It again, and I'm not talkin lil waddle tots either. Like full blown keister bazooka. It was NAS-TAY"
jetflight
"Have you heard the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu? Well, then hear me, for it is one of the most important stories of our people..."
Ilovetomakestuffup
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Gianttesticlemonster
rowm
GUNTHER
littlestrings
ScienceRad
"So you see, what made Ted Bundy so interesting is after he broke out the first time.."
Taxonomyanomaly
Based on all other marine mammals, mermaids would be super fat. The ocean is collllld
Carvingmydragon
Unless the picture is of a zoo
TheMershedPerderder
All I need is a tailfin.
Nerdpuncher
I have a vgue memory of some artist doing a design of what mermaids 'should' look like based on this..
Nerdpuncher
but all I can find is pictures of chubby mermaids with weird tags about body positivity
phnx1311
sword fish?
snowy129
gofortheeyesboo0
They're magic.
Kamica
Or they'd need to have a very high metabolism to keep warm, and eat SO MUCH.
snowy129
Some tales tell of mermaids eating humans. Scary shit
ensensu
Mermaids with GRAPPLING HOOKS!
Kamica
Humans are very lean in general though. We're built to be endurance runners, hence our muscle tissue is quite small in general.
Kamica
There's far more nutritious and easier meals out there in the ocean than humans =P.
Akreyeiu
And here I am, wondering where her Eskimo coat is...
f3n1x187
how many calories could they squeeze out of a salty seadog?
snowy129
Theoretically, i suppose that would depend on that persons level of fitness and/or muscle mass vs fat etc
Kamica
I feel like f3n1x187 is not talking about eating a human, but extracting something from said human >.> Or my mind is just in the gutter...
f3n1x187
hmmm nope, legit eating one.
Librain
Assuming that they are mammals...
Taxonomyanomaly
They have breasts....
Librain
Hrmmm. They also have scales. Possibly they aren't true breasts? And not true hair? We don't usually see any nipple...
Ornado
Mmmm not really? Have you seen some of the Deep Sea fish? Some of those bastards are skinny as hell.
Taxonomyanomaly
Deep sea fish aren’t mammals, I’m assuming mermaids are because of the boobs. If mermaids looked like deep sea fish they would be horrifying
Ornado
idk enough about mermaids, but i understood it as they had things that looked like breasts to attract sailors to trap them and eat them.
Taxonomyanomaly
I like this theory. Like an anglerfish
sturm24
Damn that black water is scary
euphoricopportunity
"Let's make the water turn black."
therealamh
That’s racist
NAVYCMAN
Play Subnatica.
sturm24
I have, that shit is cray cray
prepeymad
Precisely
Mechwarrior719
Have you ever seen a continental shelf in person? Shit’s terrifying.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
I've seen one in Subnautica and that was well scary enough, I'll be staying out of the deep seas thank you.
LtKifKroker
I saw it while scuba diving and was a good 50 ft from it. "If you stare into the abyss..." it certainly felt like it was staring back at me.
Mechwarrior719
I was snorkeling in Hawaii and swam far enough from shore that I could see the drop off. Was overcome by a primal fear and swam to shore.
PrincessPicklebricks
I would literally cry.
sturm24
Well.. lets just say that some lakes are too deep so you do the math :D
icookfoodandfightfire
found one while fishing, didnt see it but all of a sudden i noticed i went from dropping ~75 yards of line to almost the whole spool
TurtleHands
The drop off?!
yphastos
Indeed! I wonder if there is a name for the phobia of deep dark waters.
Stuffedfox
Thalassophobia , a persistent fear of the sea.
Mechwarrior719
That’s one of the few phobias I understand. The ocean is huge, deep, and unforgiving.
RRRIV
*Subnautica PTSD*
glitchead
*Reaper roar flashback*
badomenbaddercompany
Penguin: "So I started blasting...."
CillySunt
First comment that has genuinely made me chuckle out loud to myself :L
Turbolibros
JCBaggins
Needs an umbrella for perfection.
thatguyisreallydeep
CLXrsist
That’s... peculiar?
thatguyisreallydeep
Just a penguin blasting away.
CLXrsist
Nice! Now my weekend can start.
nemoutopia
Here's a soviet children's cartoon on the subject: https://youtu.be/vPrTi-v3DVQ
SonOfSanguinus
Soviet cartoons are probably the most innocent you will ever see
nemoutopia
Definitely. The moral of this one is, don't trust your fat friends? I love sharing this cartoon with Americans.
Mrflabs
More! Send more! MORE!!
FireCrotchSingleMaltScotch
Is this a batman reference?
ABillionDucks
Yeah, this joke has layers.
JCBaggins
Like onions?
badomenbaddercompany
No, like ogres.
JCBaggins
So it stinks?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Her nippers must be so hard.
JCBaggins
Well, it is cold out there...
JapaneseGeneticists
Those aren't boobs, they're venom sacs.
AllysiaAiua
That is a headband I worry I may never be free of. Heck u
Wipe0utwastaken
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark