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Not A Human
Apr 25, 2017 10:34 PM
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Spaceshuttlescreendoorrepairman
Thanks obama
TheVakarian
That's not an elephant, that's a Guild Navigator.
Heyarentyouthatguy
Whatever it is, abort that shit.
Kakakarrakeek
Now, I'm no expert, but by law, aren't they not human till they take their first breath? That's what it is in Canada.
TheLordofMelons
You're not a human being until you pay taxes. That's when life really begins. When you start to die...
KeanuReevesGhost
Realest thing i've read on this site +1
colbyku3
It's not even an elephant; it's a clump of cells.
hipposinthemist
In that case, every living thing is a clump of cells. Murder does not exist.
ohmikeyusofine
Your moms a clump of cells..
TheDeanofLean
Well...I mean she is...just a really really really big clump
DagzNutz
DagzNutz
That's how you abort horse fetuses...
Douglouse203
I mean, I am kinda more upset now that I know it's an elephant.
TonyStarkWantsOne
anindyameister
Did you just assume my species ?
haroldleedoes
Hypercube9
Elephants are people too!
jetzullo
Actually more valuable
anotheruselesscomment
Quarko
AngryFoodTerror
Irreal
Eleephants are people too
coronalmassejection
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding an embryo in the other...
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
Hurl both of them at someone's face.
TheDeanofLean
What kind of baby and what kind of embryo? If it's like a wasp or something dumb then chunk that sucker
NR97420
Hell I like you OP.
TotallySaneScientist
The arguement isn't that its specifically human, but that it's alive. Not that I have strong feelings either way but this is a dumb stance.
dzbomber
Sooooo a baby elephant in early development stages. But still a elephant.
canibFrank
Favoriting to show in-laws. JK. I do NOT want to open that discussion. Gay marriage, Terry Schiavo and Trump have given us plenty to discuss
cesarnero
i think we should use kryptonian birth control method,natural birth is forbiden and baby is created by machine.end of debate.
vauhtihirmu
This image has been reposted so many times I was just thinking "Well duh, it's a mammal embryo".
sparemetheBS
I want an elephant!
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
You rang?
Jovios
TyTyThai
That's some quality bait there broheem.
krugle
http://orig10.deviantart.net/6027/f/2012/330/b/8/elephant_family_guy_lol_penguin_by_garacocco-d5m9fjf.jpg
Shewy92
Did you name it? Well you're throwing it the fuck overboard
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
As an actual, totally real elephant I cannot condone the senseless murder of my people for your political gain. But I laughed, so +1.
frag85
Elephants aren't people!@
Mikeythejoker
+1 for perfect username for this
IllegalDuckling
My brain is trying to reverse psychology this but it's just spinning in circles.
youngmountaingoat
Just because you're in the room you don't have to say anything....
snowmMoonBaron
Excessively well played Grey boy
bluesun68
Fuck...how big is your phone?
unreal669
You are going to remember this post for years to come.
AlabasterSexington
On the internet no one knows your an elephant
BlackTemplarM8Inday
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
http://imgur.com/u5OhfDK
EdgedPixel
Perfect use of GIF.
modsm20
Needs the .gif ending to autoplay!
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
thanks for the tip!
Timeshifft
This guy is on point...
sexymeetzey
Just, ya know, to be technical since science demands the truth.
sexymeetzey
Actually no, this is most likely an elephant fetus based on visible development. Definitely past where we would call a human a fetus.
PirateBot
This lubber be on point...
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
coolguy4206969
Bloodraider11387
Alduth
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Fumbledpersonality
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Smayds
MildlyShockedSirPatrickStewart
Is that Bruce Green?
PGTipsMonkeh
No its Chris Evans, but weirdly enough, I can see where you're coming from
BluAnt
For when the Haus is too fun for any mortal to handle
ralphie84
Steve Rogers
HEXADECIMAL
It's a baby Republican! Kill it!
GiantMoron
Terminate it before it goes full McConnell
Alvexias
Is that what we do now? Kill those who disagree? Even joking about it is just in bad taste imho
biggwhytey
Elephant.
N3kr0z
Alvexias
You make me chuckle +1 to you friend
N3kr0z
Panda4hire
CK makes a great argument how people are so polarized on abortion. It's either murdering babies or taking a shit. .
anotheruselesscomment
CK missed an opportunity to bit on the potential of a human life and how 90% are garbage anyway...so odds are no loss
SerialKitten666
That part of his special was so shitty TBH. Was not well thought out or addressed, just him trying to be "edgy" like with the rape jokes
illnevertellxox
It's 100% killing a whole baby.... lolol
ItsDaveDubya
My daddy was a rapist!!
ChronologicalMyopia
I'm fairly certain you're referencing Louie CK, but people are going to downvote you anyway because of the "lolol."
illnevertellxox
Oh well lol
harshpatel369224
Can you elaborate?
Twistysnacks
Louis Ck in latest Netflix special. Claims one side says killing babies, the other it's taking a shit. Totally wrong but funny, I guess.
Fahargo
Not really. It's either a person or it's not. There is no in between
IProvideFakeContext
Well, there is a bit as people are divided on the whole when its a person thing.
Twistysnacks
Fine. Put your dog down tomorrow. Not a human so it's basically the same as taking a shit.
Fahargo
Literally has nothing to do with your point or mine. Your strawman is so off base it's actually astounding. I'm not even mad
RaynWisp
The gist of the argument is that if you think a fetus is alive, abortion is murder, if you don't, then it's just "taking a shit" There's 1/2
Twistysnacks
Alive doesn't mean person.
RaynWisp
no "in between" in the argument. If you are in between, then you have to be condoning murder, at least partially.
Fahargo
On point
IronicUsername
The way I see it, until a fetus is sentient, it might as well be taking a shit. I don't mourn the loss of a cluster of cells and [1]
IronicUsername
tissue. One might argue "but it would have been a person!" Well, maybe. Pregnancies can go wrong and if we're going to weep for [2]
IronicUsername
potential, then birth control is a monster. Either way, I'm not prepared to sacrifice a woman's body rights for unfeeling potential. [3]
hipposinthemist
Your facts are behind forty years. Science has since proven that life begins at conception.
IronicUsername
After the brain develops to the point of thought, things get a little more complicated. [4]
cloudfrog
That's what I think a lot of people miss in the debate: it's really about body autonomy.
sexymeetzey
So youre down to ban abortions after week 9 or 10? We get pain and startle response, sounds sentient to me.
Reddeadfan
Holly shit. I always disagreed with abortion anyway but i didnt know that
sexymeetzey
People also incorrectly call a fetus an embryo to downplay the development, after wk 9 it is a fetus with most major systems.
sexymeetzey
I mean I'm pro choice within reason but people loveeee to pull the whole 'just a ball of cells' bit and pretend a fetus is goo before wk 24.
IronicUsername
http://www.livescience.com/54774-fetal-pain-anesthesia.html
IronicUsername
You didn't know it because he's incorrect. Research the subject.
sexymeetzey
I am most certainly not incorrect, we see responses to pain and stimuli at week 8 and beyond.
IronicUsername
Don't put words in my mouth. Also, http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.3109/14767059209161911
sexymeetzey
That is an extremely tight definition of sentience. The word means to perceive things and reacting to stimuli is just that.
IronicUsername
Provide a source that claims a fetus is sentient at 9-10 (or I guess 8 now) weeks.
RheaButt
Or it's a complex moral issue about the prevention of life that's already begun developing and the psychological effects that the-
RheaButt
-prevention of that life can have on a person who may have severe doubts and regrets later, making it a horrible situation, but also many-
RheaButt
-times an unfortunate necessary evil. But sure, let's simplify it down to baby murder vs feces, that really gets the core of the issue in it
Twistysnacks
Christ. I'm glad someone gets it.
Youreatowel
He's a comedian dude
RheaButt
Well if he's going to try to make a point about hard issues he should try harder than his normal jokes