kreddii
81092
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KingLost
The last one really hits home
Dinglini
dogenuggets
That last one is somehow disturbing and comforting at the same time. My mind is not done with that one yet.
Thismuchistrue
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage.
IFkWthmysckson
the one about slapping things speaks to levels of my being, I only thought was a crawlspace until now.
jellypeanutbutter
"Healing is easy if you try" tell that to a Mercy main
InsufferablePedant
Demotivators + Mad Libs + Cards Against Humanity + a random number generator
acapellabella3
#8 we're looking at you, business majors
ClaudeWicked
"Nobody is ordering you to try to be slutty." Except for her. She is ordering you to try that.
cfw34677
I got this one.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
That last one tho.
PillowFortPolice
http://generated.inspirobot.me/049/aXm2347xjU.jpg
shiftingillusion
Way ahead of you
Omega156
Came across these two the other day: http://imgur.com/Y">6Tdj">http://imgur.com/YR56Tdj and http://imgur.com/ZP2OLSI
notbebop
http://generated.inspirobot.me/051/aXm1996xjU.jpg
JakefromStateFarmTx
It really has a fascination with Sea Captains
WhyisMegMeowseTakenIthoughtIwasSpecial
Hold onto that feeling
eclect0
I used to think I wasn't a sea captain but now I'm not so sure.
nickydoo15
As a certified captain, these are spot on
Nineteenletterslong
All you need is a lie and a brain
cosmicgrizzly
These could easily be Trump Tweets
thedogemperorofmankind
CookingwithMike
Repetitapup
'Things are weird.'
potatotheloaf
The thought that crosses my mind at least once a day
thedogemperorofmankind
kreddii
Me when I go outside
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
REALITY IS BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW WHY.
GrimmTurd
I want to be a sea captain. Brb, Mexicans are in my garage and my pool is on fire.
GalaxyOfThisSucksCamelDick
I feel like
is a near motto for angry Astronauts
DerangedMaango
Can we get quotes from Darkest Dungeon on this shit? That would be great.
thedogemperorofmankind
theUnicornsfearglitter
I'm always the cat.
thedogemperorofmankind
NewRomana
http://imgur.com/lb6Zcl8
SpanishInquisitions
I actually got a good one. "Someone always wants you to be mediocre"
shiftingillusion
Huh. That's true.
MightyZephyr
These have inspired me to change my life. I want to be the sea captain
Thismuchistrue
"Make it so." Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
thedogemperorofmankind
GummyGopher
My 2 favourite that I've generated: http://imgur.c">/Nk9Bb8m">http://imgur.com/Nk9Bb8m /oOjEdc6
VoidIncarnate
First one: Baltimore police dept?