TheMrSpoons
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Jun 3, 2016 3:12 PM
TheMrSpoons
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fumberjack
I scratch my balls in public but I draw the line at the post-scratch sniff.
thevortexmaster
People care about either?
TheRocketMan
wanderingsibyl
My ex had a problem with adjusting himself all the fucking time. Basically any action that moved his balls he would adjust. Even 1/
wanderingsibyl
Michael Jackson didn't grab his crotch that much. 2/2
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Judge in the UK ruled it was legal for males to adjust themselves in public
Melonfish
thing is the judge should not have had to.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
True, but alas women have more rights than men now
wdsncs
Grownups don't give a shit about either. You'll also realize that grownups are rarer than one'd hope.
Rips4w
One would hope that by the time you're a "grownup" you've learned to stop grabbing your dick in front of people. Im guessing you haven't.
thevortexmaster
Your junk must be small enough that it doesn't get stuck to your legs or you have a vagina.
Rips4w
Or, just maybe, there are ways to unstick it without grabbing it. You'd know that if you'd wear something other than skinny jeans.
thevortexmaster
Haha I'm ancient and don't wear skinny jeans. You are correct. There's always the quick hip wiggle. People still know what your doing though
falgrey
And sometimes it's just in a position that's uncomfortable and would be weird for me to be shaking my hips for more than like 10 seconds.