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mynamewastakenfml
Bruce Campbell, enrolling in a new class "Three books nobody said anything about three books"
stefansd
betty white
DinoRodeo
Jeff Goldblum, just saying "well, there it is" or "life, uh, finds a way" whenever I do stupid shit
3141592pancake
Beavis and Butthead
NottSure0
Beaker from the muppets
Lappyrat92
William Shatner for maximum use of the cheesy dramatic pause.
slackwaresupport
bobcat goldthwait
TheBubblerum
Bobcat Goldthwait
ImDavidPumpkins
Definitely him or Tim Curry
EvilKrikkit
Fran Drescher.
Assholefullofelbows
Gilbert Gottfried, because my life isnt bad enough already
n3ckr0mantic
MrPowPow
Bill Bur. At least it would make people laugh.
MidoryMoon
Tim Curry.
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chenjamin89
Christopher Walken
Brodie215
"A man.. can be an artist... at anything... This man's art.. is nihilistic memes.. and he's about to paint his masterpiece"
bigheeb76
James Earl Jones
MoonMoon89
This was my choice. I used to see him reading stories on Far and Away (PBS). Knew him as the C&P Yellowpages guy.
prsk12
Lewis black
Brodie215
I can hear him now voicing over as I interact with HR people: "that man smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system..."
vixparTraveler
Ryan Reynolds
darealone1
Michael Caine
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
"My name is darealone1, not a lot of people know that"
aChungusAmongUs
Sam Elliot
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
sometimes theres a man
shetouchedmybuttholesteve
James Spader
iamthemanwithnoname
Brian Blessed.
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
Is your name Gordon? Say yes, say yes, say yes!!!
EmersonTheOdd
Slight correction there. SIR BRIAN BLESSED
shotty814
nerdofepic
Going with Billy West. At least that way there is some variety.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
inferno34
IxakaFordPrefect
Beat me to it!!
staceyjorgenson31415
Aussie Man ?
DryPoo
Very spinney flippey
SKeEZRtheCLoWn
IWishIWereADoggo
Samuel L Jackson
GRMM
BauerMaus
Sadly he's dead.
GRMM
I still choose Bowie haha
BauerMaus
Same
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
David Attenborough, “sadly the male has overslept, his chance of mating has gone for another year”
IFapToTurtles
There are no other than sir David
MRdotDUCK
Omg yes!
vaultdweller0322
Took mine. I love his voice
qweesdy
Myself, due to the loophole (can't die because narrator wouldn't be able to say "Then he died; the end". I'd be immortal).
XanderCorsaj
But.. But that's HELL, right? We already narrate our own lives. Why spoil the opportunity by lumping yourself with the one you've got?
XanderCorsaj
And also, many works of fiction are narrated by the main character who dies. Sin City, American Beauty etc
digitreal
Gilbert Godfrey.
ajchafe
+1
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
XanderCorsaj
You would go mad
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
KingDougLife
That’s who’d I pick Brian fallows