Jan 22, 2018 10:48 PM
theoriginalpsychoganger
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Dinglehoofer
Sorry, when?
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
They're lucky he's not from Chicago
UlfhednarSkol
I say off with their heads!
traintracker
That cunt
Tatelina
As an Australian, I am ashamed of those people who did that to him!! >_<
AgentHomo
I wonder if he will do numbers surgeries, travel to a mysterious place in Asia and learn magic
microman55
Once Australasia took everyone's guns away they left the gangs in control.
jaysfootballfriend
You're wrong on so many levels
Lulabel73
Yes give the gangs guns. That will make things better.
malcolmisamazing
And because we have free medical care he wasn’t handed hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills.
LowFucntioningSociopath
Tennis hooligans are the worst.
We have had problems with “Serbian” tennis fans in the past but I don’t think these kids were anything to do with the tennis.
shimmernshine
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic but there are some serious assholes in the stands when the Williams sisters play in Europe.
P7M8
immigrants
Placentaur
Anyone got some non-dailymail flavored sauce?
https://amp.theage.com.au/victoria/teenagers-accused-of-bashing-and-robbing-australian-open-tourists-face-court-20180119-p4yyng.html
DontTryHarderJustBeBetter
Wow!
forreallyandfortrue
Non-Daily Fail link - https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/01/22/16/56/us-father-and-son-allegedly-bashed-returning-from-australian-open
JohnMagneTrane
So... with the added word: "Allegedly"? He does look kinda beat up tho. Doesn't look like a liar. But hey, if you know more.
Aussie news is a bit different from the US, who knows?
As someone from Melbourne tourists be warned it’s just the same as any other major city, don’t walk through parks at night and also near -
- the yarra river. The side with the restaurants is ok. Also stay away from the corner of Elizabeth and flinders streets at night.
DeV8
YnJs ?
What?
Young and Jacksons I think is the pub on the corner. When I used to go out that was the place to avoid. Maybe now it's Fed Sq.
Oh young and Jackson’s! Yes the Macdonalds next door is a bit dodgy but I think it’s closing. Further down flinders st is worse now.
TheAlmightySpaceDuck
As Australian can confirm and highly suggest this
Snotty128
Was it one of Melbourne’s ‘African gangs’ that has been in the news so much lately? The article didn’t say
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
Is that a thing? I mean, I know a ton of people from here go to Australia/New Zealand so that wouldn't surprise me.
drunkill
No, if it was it would say so because that is what the media wants to play up.
The muggers are minors so I suspect they aren’t allowed to publish any identifying information at all
Fawksy
The local melbourne reddit page is insane, there is now a whole subreddit for just crime in r/melbourne as they banned crime post's.
QuackQuackAttack
Is Tasmania the island that Australia sends its criminals to?
GadenKerensky
No, Tasmania is where we send all of our... well, we're not sure what to call them. They're content to be away from us.
KyussLives
Can't we all just get along?
oo0ORB0oo
And I thought rugby was violent sport. Tennis takes the cake.
gestermods
Me after reading “his face was separated from his skull”
Weskerdoo
Lefort fractures
decoyyy
Yea sounds like a type 3
joeyjojosharknado
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/my-face-was-broken-into-pieces-us-doctor-on-being-bashed-outside-australian-open-20180122-p4yyql.html
Incub
Melbourne has turned into a shithole.
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Kinda like what happened to that mentally disabled girl
rvcaptn
doesn't say anything happened to the son?
This is one of those times where they should be tried as adults.
Lurkingoff
Sounds senseless
DieterPinklage
v
vanillabear2402
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Mugging in Australia is the kick the shit out of you than check your pockets. No a word spoken
RageCuddles
My uncle was drunk and got mugged in Sydney. My aunt saw, ran over and punched the mugger right in the nose. So proud.
TelemonianAias
Australia has a bit of a problem with random alcohol-fueled bashings.
werwerwere
Imo Brisbane has a problem with alcohol fueled violence, melbourne has a problem with aggressive robberies. I've lived in both cities.
MetalSkeletal
We have a problem with alcohol fueled everything.
xtrim
sim213
Because some people are Actual cunts! It angers me hearing about someone who spends their life saving others being hurt like this!
glassweaver
Sure, some people are. But these particular shit stains have neither the depth nor the warmth to qualify.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
At least he didn't end up like Dr. Strange...I mean, that would've totally sucked, right?
ImScOtTmAlKiNsOnAnDIGoTdIaBeTeS
.
TheBraveLittleStoner
Because he couldn't open carry.
Coderedrabbit
????is it bad that this comment made me laugh ( not at the fact he was beaten),but because I love the irony of you surgeon asking why???????
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Hello, is this your first trip to the Internet?
redrocketrockstar4
The more brutal an act of violence is, the lower the chance of surrounding people/victim retaliating
sweetasmaple
That’s really sad for the victims. Kind of like the murder of Kitty Genovese. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese
PudgyPinkiePie
Nobody heard or saw Genovese.
Except that's false
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quagma
The only things in Australia that won't try and kill you are *some* of the sheep.
Brocid3n
Including the Australians.
Especially Australians. Survival of the fittest applies to our tourism as well. We're basically real life Jurassic Park.
AlabasterSexington
Fun fact you can’t fast travel in Australia because enemies are always nearby.
iAntichristx666
Gold
dubya8098
Because there's assholes in the world...
idriveajunkerplymouth
You have to look for the good people though. You have to. If you don't, the hate will eat you up and turn you into a cynical prick.
And then those fuckers win. Don't let them.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I'm a cynical prick and I approve this message.
bluewaffleop
Unless you believe that good or bad, nobody is in control of their actions.
This is why I’m such an introverted anti social person. People can be real monsters. The courage and strength he emits is admirable!
vaginaface
Bro nobody is gonna beat your face in, go talk to someone
loveisallwereallyhave
Dude, "carpe diem" has been around for about 2018 years. It ain't no joke. There's nothing to be afraid of. Don't hump owls tho.
Rockageddon
But who was the asshole first?
iPostReactionMemes
Always three sides to a story. His. Hers... And the truck.
*truth lol
IrrelevantPanda
I, for one, would like to hear what the truck has to say
StannisBaratheonEnglishGrammarian
Apparently it was an attempted mugging.
beatboxingelephant
For an attempted mugging they spent way more time beating his face in.
But he broke their hands with his face and scared them off?
fatmanscoop
Why? Did they catch them?
southernsmoke
I th8nk it said they caught five of them
okiehero
Robbery/ caught some of them
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Lock them up and throw away the key.
juzsayin
At most, 1 or 2 years.
HomunculusSr
...That was kinda the point behind Australia.
wheresthebaby
Caught 5 so far
Caught 5. Three 17 yr old boys and two 16 yr old girls. Crazy.
VigorousButtstuff
Is this related in any way to the crazy bitches in Victoria that beat the pulp out of a disabled girl for two hours?
seanmillion
Almost certainly not as those offenders were 15, 15, and 12.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Jesus, how many fucking people does it take to rob a guy?!
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Time for gulag
AIComments
They should send them to some kind of penal colony.
Bystandr
I would agree some kind of forced labor would be ideal.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Nah, the removal of limbs with a rusty saw would suffice.
LordOfTheRingDings
No, because then they become a burden on society. A good year or 3 of breaking gravel in the Aussie sun though, that should do some good.
I really don't believe in second chances for people that do this kind of thing. I hope they go away for a long, long time.
Sheepyhead
I mean I'd prefer if we could somehow turn them into decent people that didn't do shit like that, but how we do that... Well
Not going to happen. Here in Aus sentencing, particularly for youth, is very lenient. At most 1 or 2 will end up serving a year or 2.
Thats sad. In some areas of the US, that kind of crime would damn near automatically get them tried as an adult. I hope they at least learn.
Ideally, I hope they serve their time and became valuable members of society....granted, that's statistically unlikely with such a crime.
wrecktangles
Lock 'em in a cage full of Cassowaries.
Quancha
If they don't serve time then they should add a felony on their records. So shit like this will always haunt them.
Also when they turn adults and they look for jobs they can struggle to be employed. Let them feel regret and shame.
Melbourne has its problems, but I'm really shocked this happened to a tourist during the Aus Open. It's usually a great tourist city.
Hyrkitekite
Isn't Apex down that way?
I also live in Melbs. The only people who walk through the gardens at night are those looking for a fight.
cupofwine
Yeah, I’ve reallly never felt unsafe there. But I always avoid parks after dark..
I live here. I wouldn’t walk through the gardens at night.
Smurfles
I agree. I lived there for years and didn’t feel safe in a lot of the city, especially at night.
It’s not just the “gangs” lots of drug addicts as well.
Yeah. I used to go to flinders st everyday and they would be there. One with a dog trying to bite people.
That corner near Elizabeth street is bad too.
Totallycasual
As a Melbournian this makes me so angry, im super proud of my city always making top liveable city lists etc :(
stinkingyeti
As someone from brisbane, you can take your arty farty city and shove it.
Montablac
as some whos closest shred of 'civilization' is Perth, you can both shove it
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Crinkies
Shove it you
Dinglehoofer
Sorry, when?
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
They're lucky he's not from Chicago
UlfhednarSkol
I say off with their heads!
traintracker
That cunt
Tatelina
As an Australian, I am ashamed of those people who did that to him!! >_<
AgentHomo
I wonder if he will do numbers surgeries, travel to a mysterious place in Asia and learn magic
microman55
Once Australasia took everyone's guns away they left the gangs in control.
jaysfootballfriend
You're wrong on so many levels
Lulabel73
Yes give the gangs guns. That will make things better.
malcolmisamazing
And because we have free medical care he wasn’t handed hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills.
LowFucntioningSociopath
Tennis hooligans are the worst.
Lulabel73
We have had problems with “Serbian” tennis fans in the past but I don’t think these kids were anything to do with the tennis.
shimmernshine
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic but there are some serious assholes in the stands when the Williams sisters play in Europe.
P7M8
immigrants
Placentaur
Anyone got some non-dailymail flavored sauce?
Lulabel73
https://amp.theage.com.au/victoria/teenagers-accused-of-bashing-and-robbing-australian-open-tourists-face-court-20180119-p4yyng.html
DontTryHarderJustBeBetter
Wow!
forreallyandfortrue
Non-Daily Fail link - https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/01/22/16/56/us-father-and-son-allegedly-bashed-returning-from-australian-open
JohnMagneTrane
So... with the added word: "Allegedly"? He does look kinda beat up tho. Doesn't look like a liar. But hey, if you know more.
forreallyandfortrue
Aussie news is a bit different from the US, who knows?
Lulabel73
As someone from Melbourne tourists be warned it’s just the same as any other major city, don’t walk through parks at night and also near -
Lulabel73
- the yarra river. The side with the restaurants is ok. Also stay away from the corner of Elizabeth and flinders streets at night.
DeV8
YnJs ?
Lulabel73
What?
DeV8
Young and Jacksons I think is the pub on the corner. When I used to go out that was the place to avoid. Maybe now it's Fed Sq.
Lulabel73
Oh young and Jackson’s! Yes the Macdonalds next door is a bit dodgy but I think it’s closing. Further down flinders st is worse now.
TheAlmightySpaceDuck
As Australian can confirm and highly suggest this
Snotty128
Was it one of Melbourne’s ‘African gangs’ that has been in the news so much lately? The article didn’t say
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
Is that a thing? I mean, I know a ton of people from here go to Australia/New Zealand so that wouldn't surprise me.
drunkill
No, if it was it would say so because that is what the media wants to play up.
Snotty128
The muggers are minors so I suspect they aren’t allowed to publish any identifying information at all
Fawksy
The local melbourne reddit page is insane, there is now a whole subreddit for just crime in r/melbourne as they banned crime post's.
QuackQuackAttack
Is Tasmania the island that Australia sends its criminals to?
GadenKerensky
No, Tasmania is where we send all of our... well, we're not sure what to call them. They're content to be away from us.
KyussLives
Can't we all just get along?
oo0ORB0oo
And I thought rugby was violent sport. Tennis takes the cake.
gestermods
Me after reading “his face was separated from his skull”
Weskerdoo
Lefort fractures
decoyyy
Yea sounds like a type 3
joeyjojosharknado
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/my-face-was-broken-into-pieces-us-doctor-on-being-bashed-outside-australian-open-20180122-p4yyql.html
Incub
Melbourne has turned into a shithole.
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Kinda like what happened to that mentally disabled girl
rvcaptn
doesn't say anything happened to the son?
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
This is one of those times where they should be tried as adults.
Lurkingoff
Sounds senseless
DieterPinklage
vanillabear2402
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Mugging in Australia is the kick the shit out of you than check your pockets. No a word spoken
RageCuddles
My uncle was drunk and got mugged in Sydney. My aunt saw, ran over and punched the mugger right in the nose. So proud.
TelemonianAias
Australia has a bit of a problem with random alcohol-fueled bashings.
werwerwere
Imo Brisbane has a problem with alcohol fueled violence, melbourne has a problem with aggressive robberies. I've lived in both cities.
MetalSkeletal
We have a problem with alcohol fueled everything.
xtrim
sim213
Because some people are Actual cunts! It angers me hearing about someone who spends their life saving others being hurt like this!
glassweaver
Sure, some people are. But these particular shit stains have neither the depth nor the warmth to qualify.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
At least he didn't end up like Dr. Strange...I mean, that would've totally sucked, right?
ImScOtTmAlKiNsOnAnDIGoTdIaBeTeS
.
TheBraveLittleStoner
Because he couldn't open carry.
Coderedrabbit
????is it bad that this comment made me laugh ( not at the fact he was beaten),but because I love the irony of you surgeon asking why???????
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Hello, is this your first trip to the Internet?
redrocketrockstar4
The more brutal an act of violence is, the lower the chance of surrounding people/victim retaliating
sweetasmaple
That’s really sad for the victims. Kind of like the murder of Kitty Genovese. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese
PudgyPinkiePie
Nobody heard or saw Genovese.
PudgyPinkiePie
Except that's false
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[deleted]
quagma
The only things in Australia that won't try and kill you are *some* of the sheep.
Brocid3n
Including the Australians.
MetalSkeletal
Especially Australians. Survival of the fittest applies to our tourism as well. We're basically real life Jurassic Park.
AlabasterSexington
Fun fact you can’t fast travel in Australia because enemies are always nearby.
iAntichristx666
Gold
dubya8098
Because there's assholes in the world...
idriveajunkerplymouth
You have to look for the good people though. You have to. If you don't, the hate will eat you up and turn you into a cynical prick.
idriveajunkerplymouth
And then those fuckers win. Don't let them.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I'm a cynical prick and I approve this message.
bluewaffleop
Unless you believe that good or bad, nobody is in control of their actions.
sweetasmaple
This is why I’m such an introverted anti social person. People can be real monsters. The courage and strength he emits is admirable!
vaginaface
Bro nobody is gonna beat your face in, go talk to someone
loveisallwereallyhave
Dude, "carpe diem" has been around for about 2018 years. It ain't no joke. There's nothing to be afraid of. Don't hump owls tho.
Rockageddon
But who was the asshole first?
iPostReactionMemes
Always three sides to a story. His. Hers... And the truck.
iPostReactionMemes
*truth lol
IrrelevantPanda
I, for one, would like to hear what the truck has to say
StannisBaratheonEnglishGrammarian
Apparently it was an attempted mugging.
beatboxingelephant
For an attempted mugging they spent way more time beating his face in.
iAntichristx666
But he broke their hands with his face and scared them off?
fatmanscoop
Why? Did they catch them?
southernsmoke
I th8nk it said they caught five of them
okiehero
Robbery/ caught some of them
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Lock them up and throw away the key.
juzsayin
At most, 1 or 2 years.
HomunculusSr
...That was kinda the point behind Australia.
wheresthebaby
Caught 5 so far
joeyjojosharknado
Caught 5. Three 17 yr old boys and two 16 yr old girls. Crazy.
VigorousButtstuff
Is this related in any way to the crazy bitches in Victoria that beat the pulp out of a disabled girl for two hours?
seanmillion
Almost certainly not as those offenders were 15, 15, and 12.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Jesus, how many fucking people does it take to rob a guy?!
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Time for gulag
AIComments
They should send them to some kind of penal colony.
Bystandr
I would agree some kind of forced labor would be ideal.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Nah, the removal of limbs with a rusty saw would suffice.
LordOfTheRingDings
No, because then they become a burden on society. A good year or 3 of breaking gravel in the Aussie sun though, that should do some good.
glassweaver
I really don't believe in second chances for people that do this kind of thing. I hope they go away for a long, long time.
Sheepyhead
I mean I'd prefer if we could somehow turn them into decent people that didn't do shit like that, but how we do that... Well
juzsayin
Not going to happen. Here in Aus sentencing, particularly for youth, is very lenient. At most 1 or 2 will end up serving a year or 2.
glassweaver
Thats sad. In some areas of the US, that kind of crime would damn near automatically get them tried as an adult. I hope they at least learn.
glassweaver
Ideally, I hope they serve their time and became valuable members of society....granted, that's statistically unlikely with such a crime.
wrecktangles
Lock 'em in a cage full of Cassowaries.
Quancha
If they don't serve time then they should add a felony on their records. So shit like this will always haunt them.
Quancha
Also when they turn adults and they look for jobs they can struggle to be employed. Let them feel regret and shame.
MetalSkeletal
Melbourne has its problems, but I'm really shocked this happened to a tourist during the Aus Open. It's usually a great tourist city.
Hyrkitekite
Isn't Apex down that way?
seanmillion
I also live in Melbs. The only people who walk through the gardens at night are those looking for a fight.
cupofwine
Yeah, I’ve reallly never felt unsafe there. But I always avoid parks after dark..
Lulabel73
I live here. I wouldn’t walk through the gardens at night.
Smurfles
I agree. I lived there for years and didn’t feel safe in a lot of the city, especially at night.
Lulabel73
It’s not just the “gangs” lots of drug addicts as well.
Smurfles
Yeah. I used to go to flinders st everyday and they would be there. One with a dog trying to bite people.
Lulabel73
That corner near Elizabeth street is bad too.
Totallycasual
As a Melbournian this makes me so angry, im super proud of my city always making top liveable city lists etc :(
stinkingyeti
As someone from brisbane, you can take your arty farty city and shove it.
Montablac
as some whos closest shred of 'civilization' is Perth, you can both shove it
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Crinkies
stinkingyeti
Shove it you