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FP Edit: Yes little ones... Embrace your inner dad...
wrecklesstimes
You son of a bitch
Vitriolic
I regret sticking through that.. +1 for your effort though.
drasparagus
Hugh gotta be kidding me...
Bobloblawlawblogblogslaw
I've learned never to trust a "Hugh" in an internet story long ago
tacticalewok
You son of a bitch
N4m3less
Someone can explain me the joke? I'am an foreing, thanks
Psylo
Yeah, I don't get it either...
fknanna
Hugh rhymes with you and florist friars rhymes with forest fires. You and only you can prevent forest fires is a phrase here. Bear mascot.
N4m3less
Thanks, little buddy.
fknanna
You're welcome.
sirdubdub
Fuckbarrel.
SugarSmack
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
But those are Tibetan Buddhist monks in the pictures. It doesn't vibe with the later "friar" comment.
sangatster
Glad I am not the only one to see the FAIL here.
DannyDevitoBurritoBandito
Such a hugh disappointment...
Krizastro
This is absolutely terrible... +1
Marleywantswater
OP, are you the father of over 100 children?
bensanity
I don't know why I kept going. I could have stopped, but I didn't. I hate myself.
stnicholascage
Kese04
Source?
AlcatrazGhoul
Anime called "Another".
TheWeirdNorwegianGuy
Nick pls, give us a source.
AlcatrazGhoul
Anime called "Another".
TheWeirdNorwegianGuy
Thank you, kind sir.
Jdude5005
Not "Another" one.
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
westalex
Angelist
legendave
AvariceAeternna
I like this one. Holds a lot more "whatever, fuck it." Really fits Al Bundy.
nku003
Who is Hugh???
crann
westalex
b50calkeeper
Stole that one straight from whose line is it anyway (the punchline at least)
Jocowa1999
*Hugh's line
TheLimpinBiscuit
Joke's been around way before that show was on air.
Adthay
I've seen this in countless boy scout skits
darmir
It's an old joke.
bluemicerunning
One of the worst things I've read on this site in a while.. +1
oneoldman
I thought it was kind of fun. Plus "friar" is a slang term for "criminal" in Russian, so I envisioned Hugh being RoboCop. It was great
DrBreadbin
So edgy le XDXDXD
DontLoseYourWay
Idk, I was reading it while listening to the Avengers theme song and it came out pretty cool.
DannyDevitoBurritoBandito
Such a Hugh disappointment...
qaaaaa
remember how crows can't say truck
patec
I loved that one
Luftewaffle
Jetta fuel
qaaaaa
what was the full thing? Jetta fuel can't melt windscreens?
Luftewaffle
Jetta fuel can't melt sealed beams, as in airtight headlights
qaaaaa
Thanks do you have the link?
callitrichidae
Sauce for reference?
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Crow is being a watch out bid buddies get killed anyway. He could only yell CAR CAR but not truck (caw) get it?
Thistly
Omfg that is, just... awful. +1
FatchRacall
But, but... blood is a terrible fertilizer...
vxjasonxv
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_meal
FatchRacall
Yeah I know. There's another comment thread on here that goes into it a bit more.
vxjasonxv
I am also fun at parties.
FatchRacall
Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Thegamer211
k
nonomorelemonpledge00000
Get out
FedericoAstica
English is not my 1st language. I need help with the pun.
ifinallygotausername
Just wordplay on "only you can prevent forest fires"
soso456
I honestly wouldn't have found it alone :(
Zezombye
Ooooh ok, I was pronouncing Hugh like hug.
ohnosky
Now I understand. Maybe. I'd never understand that alone. English is weird. Thanks.
FedericoAstica
Oh, I see. It's terrible. Thanks!
sensualbanana
I'm English as fuck but I don't get the florist friars bit, is this a Murica thing? Like what is a friar? :x
JPBStory
As a fellow Englishman, makes perfect sense to me, buh.
Kese04
Do you know of Smokey the Bear?
APythonCalledMonty
Friar is another term for monk.
sensualbanana
Ohhh, thanks boo
MaryaClare
It's a play on a PSA featuring the character "Smoky the Bear" that ended with "Only you can prevent forest fires".
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
http://images.rapgenius.com/dccf148abc3fc07a71448cb751b7647a.621x378x1.gif
FedericoAstica
Thanks!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
We ESL speakers have to support each other (:
joelasko
wrong monks
sangatster
You are correct, and this order of monk is non-violent even with animals.
joelasko
double fail then and +1 to you
PianoMan2112
Upvoting so that others may suffer as well.
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
T'was my reasoning for parting with a precious upddoot as well.
iamand
Omg you're an animal! It gets my Up vote as well
sorsha
Make it so.
sporkulese
dont put others through this torture.
awesomebaker
Jokes on you, I loved it!
skrimple
I dont get it explain pls
PianoMan2112
A wildfire prevention ad campaign had Smoky the Bear telling the reader "Only you can prevent forest fires."
ILikeToLookAtThings
I'm not suffering... I think I should be... Can someone explain the joke to me?
PianoMan2112
A wildfire prevention ad campaign had Smoky the Bear telling the reader "Only you can prevent forest fires."
Trikk
The Germans have a word for this: schadenfreudeupdooten.
McBook
I think doot is more like tut in German
BroccoliKing
Danke mr skeltal
SarahTree
And suffering I did.
MephistoJones
Colin Mochrie told this storie using Catholic Friars that were selling bouqets outide of the Playboy Mansion.
philosorapstar
This post used entirely the wrong kind of monks. It is quite funny actually to think that this someone's interpretation at all.
TheLighthouseSavage
YOU SHOULD BE TOP COMMENT! OP IS A JOKE STEALING STICK FLIPPER.
zelnoth
That is so much better. o.o
Chronk
I feel like apologizing to Colin Mochrie just for reading it.
aenemius
There's also a version where it's the local Mafia hiring Hugh because they were running a money laundering flower shop.
thisheretexasdude
Hugh got me at Playboy
MissElenious
That's why I didn't bother clicking the entire album- as soon as I saw Hugh I was like "oh Colin Mochrie lemme find the comment that points
MissElenious
that out, upvote it, and move on
sykoticflaw
I still prefer Colin's knick-knack paddy whack story.
threepete
Get this comment to the top! People must know!
Summerofindependentgeorge
The reindeer in spain was hit mainly by the plane.
sangatster
That would at least be technically correct. OP's memes are of Buddhist (probably specifically Tibetan) monks. They are not Friars.
sangatster
I'm wrong, Tibeten would be dark red robe. Another commentary suggested these might be Thiland origin. I knew you would want to know...
sangatster
And this point is especially signifant when one considers that Buddhist followers wonu
sangatster
uhh...won't kill any animal let alone people.
popisms
That would be a Hugh-ge improvement on this version.
Blackrain39
It was the original version. https://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM?t=7m28s
Charks
Sauce at 7:26
Blackrain39
The link takes you straight to that time.
TheWeirdNorwegianGuy
Not for me...
IcathianSurprise
only if you open in a new tab
thatguykyle
that was a long one, but I hung in there
GoldenUpdoot
It was a wild ride, all the way to the end.
GreaterDog
Not nearly as long as the ham bush
MichaelScottPaperCompanyInc
Hugh sure did buddy, hugh sure did.
HankHillPropaneAndPropaneAccessories
You hughned in there
sickofdickbutt
I'm proud of you
hyqu
Hugh*
glunderberry
It wasn't worth it.
vGHazard
Hugh totally did.
mysecondaccountistheshitlikegoingnumber2
hugh surely did
andrich2k
And then I hung myself because of how bad that pun was
Magster2004
That's what she said.
XdelaforceX
Fucking beat me to it.
heresthesource
Here's a better version of this joke by the excellent Colin Mochrie: https://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM?t=465
HauteChocolate
I actually didn't know where this was going
ROBOTvsMAN
I know a guy names Hung. But he goes by Hugh... ?!?!
dropeleven
this website is fucking with your attention span
whitefolk
Nobody knows this is from who's line is it any way from the comedic genius Colin Mockrie
PiasPsychedelicBreakfast
Plenty of people do, read the comments.
thatguykyle
how do you know what everyone knows? I admit I didn't know, but at the same time I'm not saying it was unfunny (I only answer agnostically)
whitefolk
It was in a different context but colins was funnier. Just saying
thatguykyle
why do you taunt us?! telling of funnier jokes and not sharing the link? heathen!! burn in user sub devilman. and yes looking up is too hard
azazyel
Oh the Hughmanity
Icreatedthisaccounttoupvoteyourcomment
Who is this?
ohthehuemanatees
:D
ViciousDogMan
Just... don't
Wittedchimp
Hugh're too late
XenomorphZZ
OH THE HUE MANETEE!
YaBoyAbeLincoln
Why.
weaselwithachainsaw
Quit doing what you're doing.
djhash
The Hugh
VampriruM
ohthehuemanatees
hey its me!
VampriruM
Well shit!
ohthehuemanatees
that exact gif is where my name came from xD
NonConformistFlamingo
I hate you.
azazyel
http://i.imgur.com/FrH2ZXS
ChairmanOfThePEN15Club
Wait, is blood really a good fertilizer?
elme
I thought that was why Genghis Khan was called the most environmentally friendly warlord in history or something like that
Valkyr1987
That was because he killed enough people to significantly reduce humanities carbon footprint. Not the blood.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Asking for a friend
Zechie
@FatchRacall come educate this one!
MisterWho
Trial and error says no, it is not.
lyricalepiphany
Blood and bone meal contain high amounts of nitrogen, so they are excellent for anything that needs a nitrogen spike 1/2
w0ntoan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_meal
lyricalepiphany
Such as grass, or other greens that grow above ground. Source: I own a farm and also sell bulk fertilizer to farmers for crops
FatchRacall
1/2 As far as I've found and seen, blood is NOT a good fertilizer. While it has high concentrations of Nitrogen, generally it must...
vitorsly
2/2 first be sacrificed to Satan in exchange for the really good fertilizer. Souls work even better though.
schmassbinder123
menstrual blood is
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Asking for a friend?
PhoenixQueenAzula
Shit I just posted that. Take my upvote, but i'm not deleting it.
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Eh, great minds think alike.
FatchRacall
2/2 be composted, or better, dried and made into blood meal. So yes, it can help plants. Raw, however is not a good idea.
Alterodent
Except for the very high amount of salt, which is VERY bad for soil. Blood is TERRIBLE fertilizer. Just use drained corpses.
FatchRacall
That's not as big a deal as you'd think if the blood is used in the same amounts as fertilizer (as opposed to water).
dronir
This is the worst thing that ever happened.
ADMIN1337
People who updoot crap like this are the worst
silentnena
I cringed
LookUnderThere
You. You get a gold star.
adontchaknow
its now over 9000!
LeePalmer
Best*
abysmalk
but the best for your upvotes, it seemed
HelpfulHomo
So we just upvoted this whole thing so that other people would have to endure. >.<
RisqueChilliScratch
Your comment is the best thing to happen to this post. I upvoted it and the entire post just so other people can see it.
NiftyNips
In the history of ever
DkryptX3
This is up there with Edward Macaroni Fork.
MysticTreeEater
Logged in to up vote this comment and not the post
FlowerShower
I know. I love it.
RedBeardedBastard
JCrashB
And so is putting on my socks.
cheeseguy3412
*Gavin screaming*
KlatnYelox
Gavin? Gavin Darklighter?
wallachia
Must be nice to double your fake internet points in a single thread comment.
dronir
Not quite double, but yes.
bfmama
I know, isn't it gloriously terrible?! :-)
durtboydurtboy
Musubi626
I hope you guys are insured.
OrangeJuiceDream
Hahaha that's exactly what I did
t113
perfect!
udick
best reaction gif +1
Goodnewwseveryone
You're right, udick
sesamharold
following above memes, shouldn't it read "you dig"?
Goodnewwseveryone
Probably
SixSixSix
lmfao.
NellyFurtaco
http://imgur.com/ghb1gJ5
avidatheist
That's an weird spelling of best.
Dungeongeek
Most upvoted comment on the most downvoted post.
neen26
In ever
BelleHoward
Truth
AgentDucky42
You misspelled "best".
raspymorten
To qoute the great Sir Albert C Breach "It was horrible."
slagath0r
you mispelled best
TheCommentOfTheDay
Ever.
Thattimewhenthedoctorcriedathishand
What about apartheid? The trail of tears? The McPizza?
SY0T0S
This comment deserves Front Page Status forever
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
I've never seen so many upvotes for one comment!
dronir
Me neither, but then I looked around and the all time top comments are 20k+.
TheRightfulHeir
I want to cry
thereispointsupinthemhillsthere
bruh i need a cuddle after that
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, they aren't even friars in the photos. SHAME.
HardiSMH
I'm stoned right now, so it's fucking hilarious
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Hugh bet your ass you did.
NonConformistFlamingo
I am so irrationally angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to fucking do it...
glunderberry
I downvoted it, but everybody else upvoted it. It's a tragedy.
dronir
Hell, I downvoted it myself, then my comment is top comment of the day…
transmogrifier38
Down voting post. Upvoting comment.
kmikl
This will the 'The Ring' of imgur.
dronir
Btw I got this line from originally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrNjD2VUV3k&t=22m58s
DHR000x
I saw this because of your profile bio
porcupinebuttsniffer
woah this got a lot of upvotes!
Amythyst
The version I heard growing up involved the monks running a plant shop that had a man-eating venus fly trap. After Hugh got them to leave,
Amythyst
they went down the road and opened up a fast food place. When a guy came in and asked to speak to the Frenchman that made the side dishes,
Amythyst
the response was, "Let me take you to our French friar or our chip monk."
Iwantmongolianrightnow
Made an account, after being a long time lurker, just to upvote this.
dronir
I appreciate that. Welcome to the fold.
LoudAngryJerk
it's like 10 hitlers and a hiroshima
TacticalBadger
walked into a bar...
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
I have 200 mussollinis, 200 mussollinis. Anyone want to trade 200 mussolinis?
KrinonValian
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Zombraina
I am offended that I had to take time out of my life to read this with my own two eyes.
nimporte
Likewise. I have special eyes.
whatintheactual
Reference on point son
EmpoleonNorton
I used to tell this pun all the time. Except it was a slight variation, and much much longer. The longer you make it the worse it is. 1/2
EmpoleonNorton
And the worse it is, the more funny it is to tell people, as they get even more exasperated at how much you drug out a stupid pun. 2/2
HodgePodgekin
I agree, after reading it I was all like http://imgur.com/5VqMB8Z
LegendofGriselda
Is that Francis Chan?
HodgePodgekin
It is! Good eye, friend ;)
IsAnythingReallyReal
HA! I go to that guys church. Well, his old church in SImi Valley. Imgur is weird.
Crinton
I'm irrationally angry
itiscalledsource
I'm rationally angry
MoreInternetsPlease
Definitely the angriest upvote I've ever given...
SnOwlet
Same, I went from mildly upset to just going mad for whatever reason. And now this is making me even more angry.
callitrichidae
Need a snickers
MzMag002
Maybe you need a snack?
Brunitski
*hugh
MzMag002
Touche
SkoomaAddictt
You're not you when you're hungry
oneofthecalled
You're not *Hugh when you're hungry
Histrionical
What about the Holocaust? Donald Trump running for president? The Great Depression? Slavery?
ihaveatinyPP
It's depressing that this trumps the holocaust and slavery
KlatnYelox
Thats a neat pun.
kmikl
Coke Zero? New Coke? Clear Gravy?
priestsaresotouchy
You fell for the ol' "clear gravy" bit? Dammit. I owe my buddy $5. I swore no one would *ever* fall for that.
kmikl
No, it was the clear cherry sauce for clear chicken balls that I clearly fell for.
whatintheactual
Buzzkill.
Millillion
I'll one up you. Worse than the Oxygen Catastrophe. And the Great Dying. Together.
RadRique
Apple Maps??
Histrionical
Ooo! That's a biggie. How did I forget Apple Maps. I mean, I still used all 140 for the original comment though.
noonerspisms
don't forget, the mobile app update?
ImgurMontoya
I'm going to stage a sit in at the Imgur headquarters for this.
CarlTheLlamaBoy
Implying the holocaust was a problem?
IKnowThisAnswer
Hitler didn't do anything wrong....
TheJerkWithaMouth
The only bad thing he did was kill Hitler, that nigga was dope.
AndyBlacksmith
Trump running isnt bad. Anyone can run. Trump winning would be bad.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Trump running is actually great, in a "handing the democrats the election" sense, it's just hard to watch.
KlatnYelox
Why do you want the democrats to win? Why are you supporting this bipartisan legislative system we have going?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Because it's far better than the republicans winning, and it's gonna be one or the other.
LloydWaldo
If Apple Maps and Hitler and this joke were alone with me in a room and I only had two bullets in my gun, I would shoot this joke twice.
neen26
- neen26
Pikkupanda
You deserve more upvotes.
BraveWolverine730
Nope. This is still worse.
FloodingWaters
By a lot
adambdragon
Stepping on a Lego?
Histrionical
I wonder how many missed that I was just playing the Straight Man, and how many were upset I lumped Trump's run with the Holocaust.
cinematicheart
I support lumping the possibility of President Trump with the holocaust, the great depression and slavery.
TheWittierRape
"The Holocaust and 9/11 that shit's funny 24/7"
DiarrheaVanFrank
I saw a boy who had red hair...
csophieb
Tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out.
TopherL
GOODBYE SADNESS
TheWittierRape
Hello jokes!