Look at this asshole sitting on my car...

Jun 27, 2020 9:45 PM

Ne0na

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Just let him fly!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's his car now.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude they have huge poops

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been pressure washing my driveway every weekend since he showed up. ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The female of this species is known as the Peacunt

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope that the window is up

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thankfully yes.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are noisy as hell too. Coincidentally I saw a store that sells them a town over. New Haven, CT is a strange place.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the local zoo had peacocks. fuckers would strut around like they owned the place, and started nesting in the garden spaces like chickens.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are fascinated with cars.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He watches himself in the reflection -all- the time. Today he was curious about my painting some trim.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Field trip to zoo few yrs ago. Zoo had free roaming peacock. Peacock stole kids sandwich. Commence chaos and hilarity among group.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fav thing about peacocks is that when they molt they hide because they are embarrassed to be so ugly until they regrow their feathers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a beautiful asshole.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I say that all too often.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Were you able to get it off of your car? I thought Peacocks were harmless.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, just kinda waved at him a little bit. He hopped right off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0