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Mar 13, 2017 10:46 PM
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toeshy
Children are psychopaths
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freakthezeke
The true story of Matt Murdock.
Clayman8
Plot twist: they were helping him unsee something.
Raguleader
The Ad Bot strikes again!
boredpanda33
Am I the only one who wants to kick the shit out of those bullies?
ienjoyonionrings
Shit man. I had a drop of bleach splash in my eyeball and I thought I was going to go blind. Poor kid
worldsokayestspeler
Those kids would recieve an adult sized ass whooping from me, as in knees to the face, all my mma.
jebpeppers
This is why I never recommend display advertising
Kher
I think the gist was the ad next to the article. Clorox bleach?
ohmyheavens
mookian
Any one who says kids today. My father in the 50s had kids try to literally hang him from a bridge.
GoodGameYoungLad
Did your father happen to posses an abundance of melanin?
Madamekg
@wowwhatagreataudience I'm going to hell for busting out laughing
AriaTLoak
"pour with confidence"
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notme222
To be fair, we don't know they were bullies. Often after spending time on Imgur I wish I had some eye bleach.
nobodyinpoortent
I wish Adblock allowed beautiful irony like this, but only this! That would be impressive code. P.S. That's an awful story
nastywomen
I will need some kind of orbital cleanser after visualizing that headline.
ThisIsACommentILikeComments
*ad
dolphinbagel
rdean400
There are fails... epic fails... and then that *ad placement
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AnalTelescope
You have a good soul.
InsertNameHere213
Those kids must have been full of confidence
HsuDoNihm
Kill them. In front of their parents. Then the parents. Then burn the property and salt the earth, never to return.
GoodGameYoungLad
I think that's a bit excessive
HsuDoNihm
Entirely possible. I am not a paragon of self-restraint.
Jamesatann
When I finally bludgeon a co-worker and when I am asked why I did it "I am not a paragon of self-restraint." Will be my response, Thank you.
Jamesatann
When I finally bludgeon a co-worker and when I am asked why I did it "I am not a paragon of self-restraint." Will be my response, Thank you.
Tinkerbellatrix
And this is why I could never be a parent.
Seawyn
or why you homeschool! haha
nipplepanties
Because you'd end up murdering your or the other kids?
PookyButt
Don't worry this is pretty rare so your kid probably won't smell like bleach
Sharkostomy
You had bleach poured into your eyes?
mandlesrule
Im afraid of being a parent to one of the asshole kids.
HsuDoNihm
"Shit, I have to execute my kid."
TheDaharMaster
I'll never be a parent because I'll know I'll be a shitty father. Plus, kids are REALLY fuckin expensive to raise.
Foxtrotunicorncharliekilo
Hear, hear!
TheMyrt
Because of amazing ad placement?
PigWithPunyLegs
I was starting to wonder if people actually knew why this is funny. Thank you.
HsuDoNihm
Y'know, there could be some truth to it. I myself can thank many well-placed Trojan and Durex ads for my continued non-parent status.
littlemorte
My mom almost murdered the kid that caused my brother a seizure... she went to talk to the mother, kid never got close to my brother again
littlemorte
I have no idea what she told the mother or the child... but I never saw them close to us ever again
usuallyjustkidding
I need to know more.
littlemorte
all I know is that the kid was friends with my brother & he scared him so bad it gave him a seizure (the kid knew he scared easily)
Stratego89
It was probably along the lines of "if your child ever goes near mine again, I will kill them. I don't care if I go to prison for it".
GoodGameYoungLad
I don't think that's what she said seeing as how most ppl turn hostile wen their kids are threatened whether they were right or wrong
Stratego89
"seeing as how most ppl turn hostile when their kids are threatened"- and yet you don't think she might have said that. Contradictory much?
mybliss
He wore glasses and was okay and not blinded, but still traumatized.
MeaninglessDot
Sauce?
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Thank you for posting this info. I couldn't bring myself to find the article and read that he might be blinded. Still horrific, but better
iamthisguy247
Well that's probably the best result you could hope for when you read that title.
TooDumbForRickandMorty
So they just cleaned his glasses?
Sinodio
ULTRA MEGA CLEANING
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Still motherfuckers for doing that and they deserve jail or lashings in public.
parkourkingdom
They are kids
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
They should be placed outside society.
MnemonicMonkeys
I would still press charges on the future serial killers
knurll
Dont press charges, beat them thats fucking horrible.
Genini
The state presses charges, not you. At 11 they need therapy not prison. Clearly something is wrong and if caught now they can grow up well.
istealthepixelsfromreposts
You have not worked with a lot of kids have you?
AwkwardLobsterParty
They do for criminal. Still can personally sue in civil court for money and restraining orders.
mybliss
The boy was 11. They didn't say the age of the attackers. They only attended the same school.
TrijezniMujo
They need execution. Somebody who tries to blind people at age 11 is not becoming a productive member of society.
TrijezniMujo
I pay like 12 cents for a bullet. So for half a dollar you can get rid of half a dozen of the fucks versus them using 100k of taxpayer money
Zemat28
Too many kids not enough dogs. Just put 'em in pounds or in some sweatshops.
AgentChuckCarmichael
I disagree. They are 11... that's not a little kid. They know not to pour fucking bleach in a kid's eyes
EveryonesCousin
Sometimes things get very out of hand. Anyone can be pushed too far. With help they would at least have a chance to do well.
Genini
Knowing you shouldn't and understanding what you are doing are two different things. Either way the goal should be to help everyone.
PICKLERICKKKKKKK
I've said this before and I'll say it again. Periodic culling of a population is beneficial.
TheLazyManatee
Nah fuck those kids and their parents knowing you shouldn't should be enough
therealgiraffe
You might be right. I just can't imagine a kid being so evil. Jeez.
TrijezniMujo
That's why I always say it isn't *thaat* bad to kill children, lil' vaginatearers are evil anyways.
HeckuvaEngineer
You'd be surprised. There's a lot of evil kids that kill.
WitchyVixen
Interesting- post?
GoodGameYoungLad
I think there was a post on imgur maybe some weeks ago specifically about child murderers
HeckuvaEngineer
I might could make one in time. Would take some research.