Klingon dad

Dec 8, 2017 11:30 AM

Warlock3000

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You have brought shame on your house. Your dishonour is complete.

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Experience Bij!

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Stares in Klingon

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Ok, I gotta know how to say this in klingon

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I see your Gowron and raise a Chancellor Martok:

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The Gowron actor - Michael Dorn, too - acted so well with just the expression their eyes made.

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u'HomI'raH SoH ‘e’ Sov wo’. “You are a thing notable for its uselessness; the empire knows this.”

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I'd make fun of you, but honestly I'm impressed. Unless there is a Google translate for Klingon.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Just googled it, yo.

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One day I saw a Klingon woman working in an office. My first thought was it's nice they don't discriminate in hiring. Then it struck me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what struck you, equality in the work place?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The equality was good. I had noticed the woman through a heavily fogged window. On closer examination, I saw she wasn't actually Klingon. ;)

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Either your poetry or your ducking skills need work.

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tlhIngan Hol mughwI' http://tradukka.com/translate/en/

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Sitting in a waiting room and JT’s just dance song is on. This is perfect!

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From hell's heart he stabs at thee

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Thanks, Khan.

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I laugh whenever he comes on screen. He's like 4 feet tall. He's the Klingon boss an dthey try to make him scary, but he's a little baby.

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And his crest looks like a clitoris. I cant ever see Gowron again and NOT see a clitoris on his forehead. Now, neither can you.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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soooo goooood! hahaha

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Those are the real Klingons. Not like those hairless slow talking freaks from Discovery.

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And their foreheads look like they were carved from jello.

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I hate how the Klingons on Discovery sound like barking seals when they speak in Klingon. Especially T'Kuvma and Voq.

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I refuse to watch it, as soon as I saw the early CGI I knew it was going to be garbage.

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They suddenly became better when they started speaking English, and then even better when they all died

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God I hate what STD did to Klingons. Klingons are supposed to be the id personified. Fighting, partying, drinking, fucking, INDULGING.

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Now they are just fat Uruk-hai.

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Not those mopey, dour, incompetent sacks of shit in STD.

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I watched first 2 episodes of STD and hated it instantly, that show is an abomination. Went to watch the Orville after and its spectacular

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The Orville is a wonderful love letter to star trek. STD is exactly that, an STD.

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ENJOY:

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Oh this is even better.

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well this is just gonna become my new favorite reaction pic

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Stealing this in Klingon...

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nIH

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Just finished the first season of next generation and am halfway through the second.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://www.reddit.com/r/DaystromInstitute/wiki/algernonguide_tng skip all the shit episodes. There are many of them unfortunately.

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Keep going, they really hit their stride by season 3. And then you have 14 seasons of DS9 and Voyager ahead so pace yourself.

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Reeeaaallly mostly DS9 though. I'm not saying don't give Voyager a try, but... DS9

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Check out the podcast The Greatest Generation while you're at it.

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Upvote for disapproving Gowron.

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Upvote for upvoting disapproving Gowron.

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"We do not forgive... or forget!"

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"Disapproving Gowron" is an excellent meme! +1

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The best part is that's his regular look.

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Duras is a bitch.

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Seeing their two names together I finally realized there was another Star Trek reference in Starcraft

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there were about 4312 already, what's 1 more amirite?

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Glower-on

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vIq pum je presence quvHa'

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"presence"?

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use a klingon to English translator

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Any lore as to why an English word would show up in a Klingon phrase?

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no clue.........inbreeding?

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Worf eventually downvoted him.

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We don't talk about season 7 of DS9

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All the way to Gre'thor

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" you will not have...this...day...!"

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And then Worf had that day, and then some.

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So what?

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I despise this gif and all it represents

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The neeeerrds gif?

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Because you are a nerd? I am one too :))

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Idk I enjoyed the movie. Honestly the nerds did some really illegal shit like the cameras and that one pretending to be another dude and

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Hooking up with his gf. Like. That's kinda fucked up. Anyway yeah I like the movie

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I am quite confused is there a news article?

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Lol it's what happens in the movie, at the pie contest part. Guy dresses up in the same costume as the jock and hooks up with his GF

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No, he meant in the movie, with the guy in the darth vader costume not saying he isn't the person someone assumed he was 1/2

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When you cut your hand on your forehead...

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Perfect

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Just happy to be working.

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Your name... I got both those references. Rothfuss!

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You're the first!

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+1 for username

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Thank you @TesticalShears. I'd return the favor, but the imagery of your username kinda makes me want to give you a -1 at the same time...

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Haha highschool theater was a dangerous place!

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that spanking is at warp-9

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Worf 9?

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It is a good day to die

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...of embarrassment!

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Lok'tar O'gar!

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Baruk Khazâd

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VICTORY OR DEATH!

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Heh, greetings.

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Zug Zug

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wrong nerdy thing guys

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I hate the new Klingons. They are speaking accurate Klingon but it sounds so robotic and obnoxious.

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plus the lack of hair. and their new role as arbitrary spiky villains

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Very two dimensional

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