SoIScrewedUpSoWhat
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Jan 4, 2020 1:57 PM
SoIScrewedUpSoWhat
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Hashbrown123
tyron3
krissypoojackets
I would just put it between two melons and walk away.
TCGView
Paige...oh, whatever. I'm not your damn mom.
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
vinkarma360
If it fits, you sits.
Munchman347
Why the condom, isn't it seedless?...
HULKSMASHMOUTH
kensavage
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Melissa?
gentlezebra
Now just to slide it between the two melons (behind her)
RobotJock
ufindjosh1
Baszmeg
Do it.
1PunMan
@PaigeYes
PaigeYes
I have seen it before but sure, what fun if only used once
Panikhase
I hoped your profile would be filled with "paige yes"-worthy pics... But it wasn't.
DocBox
Why isn’t she just as impressed by the huge watermelon behind her?
SometimesYouJustNeedTo
Asking the real questions.
WhoDoesntLoveWaffles
Have you seen the price?
jupitermonkey
MrDrippyButt
ICreatedThisAccountToPostPicsOfMyTwoCats
ToneLock
Long hair, happy life, long cucumber, happy wife !
likerice
EyeTri
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty
desenne
Hi Paige
ScientologistSeaOtter
darkspork
There once was a forum where women would post weird things they used. Sadly, it does not exist any more.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
access
AeternalDreamer
https://imgur.com/QMRpkKs
BiNorwayBoy
Vaxtin
tpridz
@binorwayboy where is this image from?
ThenILickItOff
Its from deviant art some where. Dont remember the name tho
UncleScarwasright
Bomango. That's Didi. I'm a bigger fan of Gogo. Hams!
UncleScarwasright
https://www.deviantart.com/vanheist/gallery/3749890/Bomango
rashindus1962
Before Paige, there was Melissa
TallgeeseIV
Why did he stay in the room!? Give her 5 minutes to get dressed, THEN come back to lecture, jeeezus!
PleinPlein
Bubbells
Locks people, lock the doors
BenSnow97
they are also useful for certain other activities
Etownhustla
Iono on the one hand his house, maybe he don't like locks, on the other hand he should have knocked on the door of a teenager.
TallgeeseIV
True, but I'll bet he approves of locks now. They're not just for your kid. Very shortsighted thinking on parent's part.
STINKPICKEL
NO wonder my dog eats outta the gutters and munches dead critters in the woods but gets the shits when he noms a back yard find !
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
If you were to do a little digging and the words Rikki and Nyx and the thing she’s holding arranged themselves you wouldn’t be dissatisfied
UsernameAttemptOne
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alwaysmoorelaw
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secondtimeround
A hunting I will go.
ImIntoSomeWeirdStuff
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jeffnve
volock
Not the same girl. Definitely a scientist if I ever saw one.
YesImThatMrTrebus
MrChurch
armchairhero
You speak lies...that was some boring shit right there!
EventusStultorumMagister
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trojaSpaceBandit
OnlyQuotationMarkModelsQuotationMark
Dear God, I found a video and her downstairs is not at all attractive. Like, it's blueish black colors, WTF?
nIxaltereGo
Well my internet history already would burn the eyes of the Mormon tabernacle choir....so let’s do this!
Tchansen
Incognito mode. No browser history at least.
thatonerandodude
It still stores it, it just doesn’t show up on your normal browser
2old2behere
Now I can't not look
BeansButNotTheOneFromEvenStevens
But of course
BortymcBortfeis
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Elonth
Yes deciptiads with the Autodots distracted we can finally get to the
JagelBombs
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filipainyo
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bigballershotcaller
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DidYouGetIceCream
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BenjamanFranklin
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xgingavitisx
/a/vm0v9
MCNewYorkLives
Dubyatoo
. Awesome gif
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Beardologist
I thought centaurs went extinct before jogging treadmills were invented.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Wild centaurs did. Luckily this specimen was domesticated and lived longer than his wild relatives.
ThomasThundersword
well then
K0A1A
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GunBoy1310
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KittiesOrTitties
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theluker
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looseasamoose
Huh. That was satisfying.
reinberg
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ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
$27 for a watermelon?!?
Squelchtone
asking the real questions!
DevOpsDennis
No, no, no. That. Would be absurd. $27/pound of watermelon.
LurkerOfDarkness
You pay them by weight?
DerkatBaron
That's more absurd lol
donorkort
There are - in fact - other countries in the world than the US!
Graylinfaux
Yeah america lite
DrunkPhysics
You certainly gotta explain it to the people who created a World series where only 1 country play
Nn238123
Toronto Blue Jays.
Muttons1337
Must be one of the few English speaking and reading countries out there, with all that English signage laying around.
donorkort
If you think the only currency used in countries with English signs is US dollars, you're in a for a hell of a surprise.
Muttons1337
Lots of commenters are saying it's Alaska with prices like that. Japan has expensive prices for fruit, but they take yen.
donorkort
My guess would have been South Africa.
SpiceSlag
Canada?
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I’m Canadian and we don’t pay $27 for watermelon here
a7x12187
Yeah that's like $5 in real money
SquintEastwood
“Real money” lol in American
bundleofwoodensticks
Freedom dollars