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Brian if you're reading this I'm glad you thought that I was that thoughtful but I died a bit when you woke up from your nap and thought it was for you.
Jun 27, 2017 4:31 PM
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Brian if you're reading this I'm glad you thought that I was that thoughtful but I died a bit when you woke up from your nap and thought it was for you.
Hwy61B
Rookie mistake for sure. First step is to live alone. That way all the food is all the time. There is no second step. Live alone.
LutraLazuli
lets just say there is a reason why i put "dark reddish brown sauce that burns both ways" on my food when my cousin visits
LawFiveGuy
Certainly your name is not Joey
cryogenian
Brian's more than a tad presumptuous.
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OP's reaction -
superseriouscomments
Is that the original? In the German version he wants a Fischbrötchen.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Yeah that's what he wanted
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julidecomu
Yeah, in spanish he say "dónde esta mi hamburguesa!?"
Crazy49er
Aww you were so sweet, but don't lie I bet you give each other your "burrito" every night unless one has a headache.
EzekielsRage
We're men we don't let little thing like headaches or permission to enter or lack of lube stop us
NomadMatt
Skoldpaddda
Happened with me but with Dr. Pepper
TearsAreGoodLube
Best burrito I've ever had : Alberto's in Escondido
EzekielsRage
Dude that's where I was living when this happened and likely where I bought them!
TearsAreGoodLube
Right on! I miss living down there so much :(
RisingDragon
He did you a favor. Don't get fat.
sigmund14
You are a nice person. That's what matters the most.
WantonSongZoso
Gamble next time. Get four & see how it goes.
Talmorean
@OP I get a BOGO coupon for Qdoba every year on my Birthday. I go alone and just eat two helpings of nachos.
Rokfish
Plot Twist: Brian's an imaginary 7ft bunny
MissLemonade
I feel for you, man.. Glad I have no friends to share food with.... :(
Astrolobos
I share every scrap of food I buy for I know too well what it's like to be hungry
Munchman347
Habanero paste, works great to deter food thieves. Now in new 'Reaper' flavor!...
senoritamargarita
My face when they ask, "is one of those for me?"
EzekielsRage
I knew there was the perfect gif out there and you found it
dustmywets
84USNGT
But you shared. I am proud of you. +1
princesskatrinaaaa
Your such a great friend.
Steelwind
Jesus the one I get from my local Santana's is like two meals. How small were those or are you just a monster? :p
EzekielsRage
I eat because I'm sad, I'm sad because I eat
Steelwind
I know how that goes. I'm a fat ass but I just can't imagine two of the ones I get. Pretty sure it would kill me but I would die happy. :p
Rayz901
You can always change if you want to. Love you stranger I know that place all too well
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notme222
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/10/10d2c2fb9c36f93778289ab116803de82013fda80ac674835cfd5ca5b7564d47.jpg
Randomice
Brian, you better bring some dessert, stat!
theworldhasgonebananas
thatthatisisthat
Hero. By any other name
Munchman347
'Gave?'...
DeepBlueNothing
That's on you, you chose to share.
EzekielsRage
You try saying no to Brian after you've seen the look in his eyes from a surprise burrito.
DeepBlueNothing
Never look directly at the Brian when you're hoarding burritos.
Muttmutt
I will carry this saying the rest of my life
LarryHParkerImguryAttorney
Yeah, but imagine the hurt you'd have seen as he watched you eat the 2nd burrito! Brian can go buy his own 2 burritos
unappropriate
You didn't need two anyway
doctordingus
My little 7 year old guy, his name is Brian. The kid never meets a stranger, and I hope he has this level friend one day <3
paulguy119
You sound like a cute couple.
EzekielsRage
We were until he moved away and got married (to a woman of all people) and then had to rub it in with a kid. Now I just feel used.
paulguy119
That sucks. Better off not to become dependent on someone and also not expecting others to be dependent on you. Happier way to live.
ZweihanderOnLoL
Did you hear that? Sounds like it just went over your head.
Thisisgay
This is gay
Rokfish
You can buy another burro but you can't buy another friend. Whatever that means
Gas1883
This is beautiful.
TheYoungGod
I mean... Maybe the donkey you buy is also your friend. It worked out well for Shrek.
searrowsmith
Beat me to it
LetsTravelTogether
I'll show YOU!
blondey123
You can eat a burrito, but you can't eat your friend (legally anyway)
EvilDeadTed
Friends sure are tasty, though. I really need to expand my social circle. It's been narrowing of late.
sunyudai
Maybe. Maybe you should befriend a cow.
blondey123
Mmm delicious daisy.
Muttmutt
*starts chanting, Eat Brian*
LaTransDragon
I heard that you can only legally eat somebody (like actual food) if the person being eaten agrees to being eaten.
APotOfCoffee
Nah, that's what Armin Meiwes went to prison for
Muttmutt
Imma eat that body just like groceries doesn't have as much of a ring to it
NihilisticIceBear
Nope, at least in Canada you can't.
LaTransDragon
Ok. I wasn't sure about it.
MissTCShore
Meanwhile Brian is posting a confession bear: "Ate my buddy's burrito. I knew it was for him, but he had two of them, so ...."
DefinitlyNoOne
Meanwhile in the Legion of Doom ...
Leafus
Don't worry, the Legends will make it right.
cokeandhookers
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
@OP must be new to so cal, they're just called burritos. and by the way, bringing them home ruins them, eat them on the spot or not at all
EzekielsRage
Wow that's probably one of the most retarded rules about anything Ive ever read. Do you also get pissy when someone has a pizza delivered?
Iliketoreadcomicbooks
There is a huge difference between so cal burritos and burritos in other states, thank you for clarifying!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
keep downvoting me you fat idiot. and move back to the midwest
Codyak
Back to the trash can with you
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
Burrito fandom heating up in here.
EzekielsRage
CongratsYouAreHereNow
no dipshit, because a pizza doesn't lose it's integrity when you get it delivered, and you can heat it in the oven. a burrito degrades
CongratsYouAreHereNow
over time and the quality rapidly deteriorates. not that it's not still good, but it's nowhere near as good as eating it in the place
GrampaJack
Also when you're done, you can ruin someone else's toilet & go home!
BNabs
OP heading home with two burritos
Talmorean
He's cultivating mass!
BNabs
Try and move me bro!
thuggswearuggs
You are *BECOMING* A CHIMICHANGA!