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SlightlyDodgy
You wouldn't download a ..... oh.
LyonEnigma
"It's just... My business"
kingofemptiness4444
I did it because the kids shouldn’t see my dirty hobby
RetailTherapist
As a woman I do not get wives getting mad. He is jerking off...to some chick he will never meet. Sometimes people need a quick release.
ajakz
I can hear the Organ in the background
lokishadowgirl
maybe she wants to try something new?
Dipstick58
And this is you after you sit down and look at her /a/N8XVV
Kizsurian
This is why personal computers are a thing. But we're open about things like porn in this house. Easier to embrace it than hide it.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Going to work and leaving
wagonburner5000
Yeeeaaahhhh..... that won't be a pleasant conversation I tell you what. (spits in a tin spitoon)
6Gaurav9
Blame it on your cat,dog.
HandoB4Javert
Doesn't your wife like cat pics?
ScruffytheWD
Different pussy this time
RobotMorty
Why are people so afraid of their fucking wives?!
Zombraina
I feel like most of the wives who would get angry at their husband for watching porn are the same kinds of women who only want their 1/
Zombraina
husband to get off with them, and only when they feel like it, which is infrequently. /2
allofasuddeninfantdeathsyndrome
Good luck mate
xheroth
So your wife doesn't like you masturbating and virtual women intimidate her?
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StrawberryPrincess92
What IS your problem? you've been posting this same .gif over and over and over
impulsenine
Literally everyone with an opinion about this post should be listening to Dan Savage's podcast.
Viennha
Honestly I don't think porn is good 4 the mind ( it's not, thanks science) nor good 4 women, I try not 2 watch it myself even. Odd subject
lookAtAllTheCociane
It's just good business.
LanceLeader
Rookie mistake...
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Rest in pieces
maximilianfragglebottom
notrelivantatall
A good kick or a knife can
TeenInASuit
Upvoting because Buffy.
The1RedPixel
Buffy!
DeiseViking
Updooting for name
00neonero00
Keeping your chin up like that will only make it worse.
DaMunztA
Alas, poor OP. I hardly knew him. A fellow of infinite pronz, of most excellent bookmarks.
EmeraldLight
The amount of partners who flip out over porn is too damn high!
Threatonis
well.. you must be ok, you posted this
Bonnedad
Some women consider it cheating, another chick turning you on
SaintMaceToTheFace
I'm a man and I agree with that. Porn isn't harmless and fun. It mentally warps people and can break you down
ColoradoGaz
I don't care where they get the appetite as long as they come home to eat. ;)
RetailTherapist
The rules should be if you catch him, just finish him.
Krieghund
The nicest thing to do would be to just let him have his moment of privacy.
RetailTherapist
Walked in once. Finished him orally told him he could continue watching. I think leaving he would feel awkward and not finish.
Leinad199
Could have be a man turning him on...
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Better throw away all their channing tatum movies then
FakeDrV
You mean Gerard Butler, but yea.
realian
As a woman, that's the most batshit insane thing I've ever heard. A boner is a boner, not a fucking engagement ring
Zombraina
Have you heard of insecurity issues? I'm not one of these women, but I can see how an insecure woman who equates sex with intimacy would.
realian
I deal with insecurity. But that is insecurity on an unhealthy level and needs to be worked on.
arcticdemondog
I like watching porn. Keeps me updated with blowjob techniques if any. Wanna keep my boyfriend happy.
samjc23
Don't take sex tips from porn. Seriously - it's like listening to Hollywood for driving advice.
arcticdemondog
Haha yeah I get that. But it it doesn't hurt to learn new things. I do know how to filter though
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Some women really need to get a sense of perspective.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
People*
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Yes, women are people. Very good!
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
I wad implying that guys need to as well. Not just women. Everyone sucks equally.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
Was*
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Yes, and my comment was sarcasm, because - no shit. My original comment was referring to women who consider porn cheating.
TheSexInstructor
That's how my fiancee is
NaTrolleon
Shitlord, you've posted a lot in this thread about this issue,and then try to justify it. I think it bothers you more than even YOU know.
Zombraina
I saw his other posts too. I think it's nice he doesn't mind giving up porn for her, but it's her thought process that needs changing.
mikoroshi
Escape now
NaTrolleon
I think you need to discuss this porn thing in depth both with and without her before you actually marry this girl.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I don't think it's a big deal.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Porn ruined gf's parent's marriage. It is a HUGE insecurity for her. I could never understand men that would pick porn over their women
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
Yo, you need to get out of that situation. Good looking people are everywhere. Good looking people who share your beliefs and kinks.
loafroaster
Some women are INSANE.
Leralith
As a woman, I agree.
skullpoopI
SAME
VoPo
IDGI. Do people usually have SO's they have to hide pornwatching from? That seems... really fucking weird.
Yetiphobia
Wow, you guys are all so cool not giving a shit like all us other masturbators.
yarnicorns
I encourage my SO to watch porn. I love him but he wants to do it multiple times a day and I just can't. Go do it yourself, babe.
FINISHTHETITLE
My SO and I share porn accounts. I think it's so unhealthy to have to hide porn like that
Nebula20
My wife hates it.
misterskeItaI
My thoughts exactly, who gives a fuck? Maybe someone's horns and you're at work, porn is always home.
Ricepen
Who says it was porn? Are there really that few people who search for "worse" stuff worth hiding?
M00N3EAM
I don't care, sometimes I watch it more than they do. I prefer to read or write it for them.
mrgraywood
Depends on the porn. Wether it be illegal, nasty or both.
IB31415
Who are all you people who share a computer with your SO?
TheDogEnd
My wife can see the lesbian or deepthroat porn, but she cannot know about the furry or midget porn
ericdidit
Wife doesn't care, she just doesn't like the POV stuff
Tinylittlebears
My SO will share with each other were like "what do you watch" "oh this and this, wbu?" It opens up our minds about what the other may want
DickDraper
WHO STILL WATCHES ON A COMPUTER?! SMARTPHONES, TABLETS, JEEZ PEOPLE
TheSisko
My husband and I have separate accounts and never look at each other's.
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
I asked if my husband was watching porn on his phone one night. He went yep. I asked if he wanted to try anything on me. Bam, sex ensues
mudstew
I did. It was really fucking weird. Needles to say, I'm not with him anymore.
Searching4Her
You hid watching porn from him?
mudstew
I watched it and told him about it and he freaked out. So I kept it to myself after that
Pennyblossem
I think there are many couples who have to hide their porn habits. IDGAF if my husband watches porn. He knows I watch it if he is not around
HelloOhWell
Honestly though, I mean you should both already know what you're into and assume you both watch porn
funsizedandfancy
Porn? Fine. Jacking off to photos of women we know in real life? Not so much.
slack3rdav3
now this i could understand being pissed off about.
rainbowcoloredpoop
Idgaf if he watched porn, as long as it doesn't interfere with our love life. My libido sucks atm, so I'm actually happy he does watch it.
priapism4prez
Porn has other negative effects other than just being frowned upon by the church. It also re works neurological pathways... 1/2
priapism4prez
and has been linked by studies to early erectile dysfunction in men.
RexLion
Everything reworks neurological pathways. Sitting and staring at a wall reworks neurological pathways. This pointless post reworked etc
travelelskia
Source please?
priapism4prez
That's just one of many such sources you can find on the topic. Google for more
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I do. Not sure why but my SO wont change her mind and I'm too set in my ways.
Lojay
Really?
gewalt
my wife would only care if it accidently exposed the children to something they should not yet experience.
mellyphant
Right? My husband happily shares his porn viewing.
mastodonj
Of course, doubly so if you have kids! Also if you like weird stuff... But generally it's just polite!
trippinoctopus
My buddy's girl has yelled at him a few times (in front of me) for watching porn
KatBlues
Sounds like they didn't have a conversation ahead of time. Not cool to be yelled at or chastised.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
Wtf? He needs to talk with her and/or drop her. Some things are handled in private. Plus, who the fuck gets bothered by porn?
Rule22
Cool story brah
maumaudonkeyhumps
To answer your question. No
BCKinetic
It's refreshing to know that generations ahead of me have this mentality, but this is a new concept where porn isn't viewed as evil.
BenderBenderBender
That is a GREAT point. I think a lot of people are missing this concept. Thank you. +1
Broken08
Yup, its still shameful in my generation
xminacakex
I try to find out what porn he watches because it secretly turns me on. But srsly I don't see a problem if he watches it. Pretty normal
youllnevergetmeluckycharms
Beating is cheating -Dr phil
KatBlues
He's a strange one, but again, masterbation doesn't require porn.
1ImgurAccountPlease
Haha - did he really say that? (I can definitely believe he would have, misguided fellow)
youllnevergetmeluckycharms
Its from a Joe rogan skit "Dr Phil and his shitty advice"
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
Lol Dr. Phil?!
lmullins573
You don't think it weird for a wife to be angry with her husband for finding sexual satisfaction from someone else? Weird.
BenderBenderBender
I am female and I watch porn. I wouldn't say I am finding sexual satisfaction from someone else since I don't imagine myself with (1/2)
BenderBenderBender
(2/2) any of the people in the video. The sexual satisfaction comes (pun intended?) from watching people engaged in sexual acts.
MamaFrey
From himself... yes that is soooo weird. Welcome to the real world.
toast4nat
Oh, so he's just looking at a blank screen then? Well no problem there.
KatBlues
Hey, if I can do it, he can.
MamaFrey
Men and women have a different kind of libido... it just foedn't work that way.
MamaFrey
If you have to worry about a unreachable pornactress stealing your man, your relationship has some bigger problems then his browserhistory.
toast4nat
It's a respect thing. If it bothers one person, the other shouldn't do it. That's what you do when you love someone.
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
Yo he needs a little help from the old PornHub, or Brazzers, Or HardcoreAmputeeMidgets.com... so what? Porn isn't evil, yo. We all got kinks
KatBlues
Hell yea, we do. But I want him to tie me up instead of watching someone else do it for another man/woman.
LTCmdrTomDodge
Over bothering you every time. 2/2
oldfeller
Maybe you guys should get some better relationships
KatBlues
Seriously, the amount of hurt and broken people attracting hurt and broken people scares me.
Searching4Her
Just seems easier than having that "stop I'm not in the mood argument" every fucking time
KatBlues
Right, and if that is going on, the bigger picture needs to be evaluated. There are healthy ways to increase sex drive.
Searching4Her
Do tell!! I'm all ears!!
KatBlues
The word "bother" worries me here.
UsChickens
I can smell your "I want to speak to a manager" haircut from here.
lmullins573
I am the manager!
KatBlues
It's actually long and in a braid, thank you very much.
draco91
When my ex caught me masturbating she gave me a blowjob right there. Two kinds of people.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
What's her number
TheDirtyDougler
Why is she your ex?! Lol
KatBlues
Haha, that's hot.
Searching4Her
Stupid bastard
BlibberingHumdinger
You don't think it's weird for a husband to be angry with his wife for finding emotional satisfaction in a book do you?
KatBlues
Agreed. Not arguing against that.
LTCmdrTomDodge
As a married man, this is something you'd better get used to, because if your libido doesn't match his, better believe he'll crank it 1/2
KatBlues
See this is the difference that I need to point out. Masterbation doesn't require pornography
TheSexInstructor
Unfortunately I do, my fiancee equates porn to cheating.. it's a struggle..
impulsenine
That's a huge red flag for jealousy/insecurity. Her appearance has no bearing on that. You must address this before marriage.
LavaAxe
run
gewalt
you need to lose that fiance, shes not the one for you
TheSexInstructor
She's definitely the girl for me, I'm picking the most beautiful, wonderful girl I've ever known over internet porn. I think I'll be alright
starrydance
Good for you! <3
FakeDrV
Good luck buddy.
thatswhatyouthink
It sounds more like you're picking hiding your porn viewing over an honest relationship. Good luck with that.
gewalt
shes not picking you over internet porn tho. her and internet porn are going to have a fight, and she wont accept defeat.
TheSexInstructor
Happy.
TheSexInstructor
She picked me out of all the other guys in the world, she means everything to me and I'm more than willing to give up porn if it's makes her
impulsenine
Just to be clear, the red flag is about the fact that both of you WILL find others attractive, develop crushes, etc., and that's ok!
CharlietheCamper
I know that it will happen and shit, but I'm just curious, how do you handle the person you love developing a crush for someone.
impulsenine
Give each other permission to have them, and permission to talk openly. Usually that's just giggling about it but serious convo is also good
CharlietheCamper
Thanks man, it really helps to know.
UsChickens
And you're still going to marry her? You're a fucking idiot.
TheSexInstructor
I'm an idiot for finding love? Just because she doesn't like porn doesn't make her less of a person
Evulsockmonkey
No but if she can't understand basic things like porn, is she actually mature enough for the commitment of marriage?
TheSexInstructor
She's very mature, she just knows she's hot enough for me not to look at other women and frankly, she is so it's not that big of an issue
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TheSexInstructor
Haha possibly, but she's a personal trainer and an aspiring fitness model soooo.. I'm ok with not watching porn as long as I get to see her!
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
Still, you should talk to her about that, she could find out one day and that'll be hell for borh of you
HahahaGary
This. Since she thinks of it as cheating but you're just doing it anyway, you're basically betraying her, even though she's wrong.
TheSexInstructor
Haha I just stopped watching porn on the condition that she becomes my personal porn star.. Things are going quite well!!
WhoStoleMySweetroll
It's only a problem if she isn't dtf in addition to no porn.
TheSexInstructor
That's the only reason I agreed to it, as long as I don't watch porn she'll be my personal porn star. I'm enjoying the arrangement immensely
Charlescopperpot
damn dude
oojeyboojey
Would she be into you two filming/photographing yourselves so you can use that instead? She can't say it's cheating if it's her!
TheSexInstructor
That is indeed one of the terms that we agreed to when I promised to stop watching porn. She agreed to be my personal pornstar! It's great!
slack3rdav3
My gf and I use skype. I ask for her help all the time. Its amazing.
Akurei00
I can't handle that level of jealousy.
Leralith
Neither could I. It's a porn site, not a hookup site.
Zombraina
Yeah, equating porn to cheating is pretty damn archaic. Is enjoying a sex dream about someone else cheating too?
DaedaIus
Isn't having a relationship itself pretty damn archaic when you think about it?
Zombraina
Not really. It's true relationships have been around since we began, but they're still needed and desired by us today.
gewalt
I woudlnt marry someone with that strong of a disagreement with my own philosophy
ropewarrior
Porn isn't a philosophy, it's an addiction
gewalt
I would definitely not marry you
Corrodias
Porn addiction is an addiction; porn is entertainment. The philosophy being referred to is "enjoying porn is nothing like cheating".
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Hell, my ex would watch porn WITH me.
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
Ow ow!
thornmallow
I can't watch porn with my s.o. He's too vanilla and I'm self conscious of my hardcore tastes. :(
Tinylittlebears
Have you tried? I think you may be surprised my so thought he was weird but I was totally fine with what he liked and even liked it myself
Evulsockmonkey
Tell him, I bet he'd be into it. I don't know any guy who wouldn't eat ass if his S.O asked him to.
LavaAxe
Is this a question you ask from every guy you meet so you can confidently tell this as a fact?
Evulsockmonkey
A man that refuses to rim an attractive girl, is not a man. -Albert Einstein
thornmallow
We had those talks already. Not his thing.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
I'm sorry. Don't settle. Someone will indulge in your tastes.
Evulsockmonkey
Bummer.... Or not. GET IT?!?!
PandaBearSoup
You know weird guys.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
You may not know the right guys. Lol.
Richarmeleon
It probably depends. My wife and I have watched stuff together and do enjoy private fetishes here at there.
KatBlues
Am I the only one that thinks it's not OK to watch it during a relationship? I would feel like I'm not enough for my SO.
MrWigglesworth
I would not be okay with it either. For me, that stems from Christian roots. Your reason is one of the big reasons why it's not cool.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Don't let your insecurities rule you. Watching porn is more like entertainment. Not a replacement for intimacy, or love.
MamaFrey
As long as he's attracted to you and shows it, there is no need to worry. You are not enough for him unless you are available for sex 24/7.
KatBlues
Hahahaha. Well, this does take the sting out a bit.
MamaFrey
It's shitty but most men work that way.
KatBlues
I'm not looking for most.
UsChickens
Yes. Fuck you.
KatBlues
Please do. God knows I need it.
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ropewarrior
Dude, that's messed up. If you have to watch porn so you don't rape her, you need help
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PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
stimulation. If they demonstrate sexual attraction to you while also meeting their own needs from time to time, then 's'all good, homes
KatBlues
No but see, it feels like cheating to me. Bottom line, you're watching another woman.
travelelskia
And another man. Unless you can accuse him of being attracted to men too you can't say that he's attracted to the women.
Akurei00
Yeah, because sexuality attraction to others completely stops once you enter a relationship... Men don't think clearly without /1
Akurei00
adequate amounts of sex. It may sound like just an excuse but it's legit.
KatBlues
Yes, but don't you think that's demeaning towards men? This is also based on the assumption I'd be withholding sex.
DynamicMessOfJigglingThings
Your SO doesn't have the right to have fantasy and a sexuality of his own ?! Grow up, you're not the center of the world.
KatBlues
Haha, that's not what I'm saying at all, but a relationship is a partnership. Is all right one in a while, but actively searching for mor
KatBlues
E through pornography, it means something is lacking in the relationship
animjason
Good luck with this opinion on Imgur. Can't bring their faults to light.
MamaFrey
It's not a fault. It's masturbation. I do it, I know my SO does it. We still love each other, have sex and a great realtionship. It is 1/2
KatBlues
Trust me, I must be masochistic for sticking around this long.
InfiniteStealth
Best thing is to find an SO that matches your belief system. Some people are cool with it, others aren't. Find your match and it's all good.
MamaFrey
Good luck finding a guy that isn't into porn.
KatBlues
I know. My outlook isn't so hot.
MrWigglesworth
I think your comment is the middle ground here. Marriages require both parties to be in agreement.
MrWigglesworth
If you go saying "I'm watching porn and you can't stop me" to your SO, you are too immature for marriage.
BlibberingHumdinger
Sex and masturbation are different things. Masturbation is a form of 'alone time' and often people's day-to-day sexual urges don't march up.
KatBlues
True enough. And sometimes you need to work a good one out, and pornography helps.
BlibberingHumdinger
Yup.
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
Their brain/sexuality doesn't turn off as soon as they get committed, masterbation is totally healthy, and maybe your SO likes visual 1/2
KatBlues
Yea, but I think it's rather demeaning to men to say that they can't make what I see as the right or moral decision. If it hurts your so, yo
RiceCatBOI
Who are you to speak for all men?
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
If a live interested doesn't agree/ accept your views on sexuality, and you can't tolerate each others kinks/ sexual interests, 1/2
PhoneKeysWalletCigarettes
Or vice versa, then it probs won't work. I don't know you, but I'm sure we wouldn't be compatible just on the basis of porn alone 2/2
KatBlues
U shouldn't do it or just don't be with them.
MrWigglesworth
It's really sick that you are getting downvoted for this.
KatBlues
No, it just proves that we are broken ppl that need love and have voids. Men and women watch porn. Men and women drink. Men and women do a
KatBlues
Lot off stuff to numb the pain or have fun.
KatBlues
The problem is, we don't know what intimacy looks like anymore, and it's proven that porn desensitizes you to the one you love.
DynamicMessOfJigglingThings
This is really immature. It's private, it has nothing to do with cheating, you can't forbid someone to do something just because u disappove
KatBlues
Proven addictions.
KatBlues
Think this isn't one of those conversations. It is less about me wanting get control or disapprove and more about honest conversation about
KatBlues
If two people end up being married, it's a life commitment and they need to have talked about a lot of things before hand. It is immature to
MotherLuna
I always felt a bit hurt when my husband would see an actress he liked and go searching for porn/naked pics of her specifically. Felt worse
MotherLuna
Than him looking up random porn videos. Then again maybe it was just the fact that he is clearly more attracted to porn than he is to me..
KatBlues
It's also an addiction. It's not like I don't watch or haven't watched, but it is hurtful when they pull out a phone while you're together.
RiceCatBOI
Well you should talk to him bout it
KatBlues
Sorry, I'd that was hurtful Luna. I just get it.
ThorgalAegirsson
This
MyLadyBitsSayHi
I tell my SO all the weird kinky shit I watch hoping he'll take a hint god dammit
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
We're here to listen :D
HappyShinyUnicorn
My husband is so freaking busy (school, full time job) I'd be surprised if he had time to watch porn. Hell, I'd probably congratulate him.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
I guarantee he finds time
lifeful
i work in healthcare and there have been times in med school i've worked 80+ hours a week plus studying; still jerked it
HappyShinyUnicorn
Congratulations are in order. I will tell him.
colosumj
Heh, he finds the time. Don't you doubt that.
jrpigman
I don't care if my wife sees the nasty shit I'm into, but it's polite to clean the browser. It's like throwing away the cumrag.
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
You need to be open bout your kinks bro
BreadTradeMark
Makes sense, but I still use incognito because of the things I look up
jrod814
Liiiike?
ch3stnuts
Nugget porn
TheThirdKindofHeat
The innocent reason would be for things like gift shopping. Or it's some twisted porn.
aspartameheadache
Interracial midget beastiality orgies.
radioFREEmadras
Don't be such a prude. Or a racist. Don't be such a prusist.
xybolt
When i opened the comments at jrokd814's "Liiiike?", I expected some funny/weird replies. Yours one did really surpass my expectations.
knarlygoat
The fisherman's wife part 2!
BreadTradeMark
Ever heard of Heavy-r or Motherless, those are a couple fun ones
TrashRemastered
Care to inform me of what both of those are?
jrod814
I have.. Have you heard of efukt?
IDoNotBelieveYou
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. *trumpets*
InboxMeYourSpacePics
Discovering something that doesn't exist or giving a monkey a shower
koopaya
And some people have kids. Might have nothing to do with the spouse.
IDoNotBelieveYou
Wait you are supposed to throw that away? I have had Trusty Crusty for 11 years now.
AtlasUnbound
Um
HiHowAreYou92
You're a god.
TheBitcherThreeMilfCunt
True but why would you throw away your wife
MamaFrey
People who think others will stop with masturbating when in a relationship are really dillusional.
th3goodj3rk
What's a "lusion"?
JaxAndHisLampPost
It's like Don John
EmeraldLight
I had this convo with a JW and got the response "A wife is to always be prepared for her husband, even if she's not in the mood." They also
EmeraldLight
go through each others phones each day to ensure no one is doing anything bad. Religion pisses me off.
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
I have a friend who thinks it's imperative for him to stop jerking it when he's in a relationship, or even close to one.
kerms
Well, masturbating too often will kill your sex drive for the duration of it, so that makes total sense...
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
As in anything, moderation is key.
Splodgey
Including moderation
MamaFrey
I don't get why... really. It's fucking 2016 and they still think porn is that bad?
AdmiralSnackbarItsASnack
2/2 I haven't cum in a day or more.
AdmiralSnackbarItsASnack
1/2 It's nothing to do with porn being bad. I don't jerk because I like to save it all for the girlfriend. It makes sex more intense when
statelessnfaithless
RIP in peace, OP
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statelessnfaithless
whoosh http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rip-in-peace
chickenoodlesoup
"whoosh" is right, that one flew right over my head, I never saw that before.