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Aug 20, 2017 1:12 PM
lunarbaboon
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www.lunarbaboon.com
TurtIeproof
Cringecore comics.
StiabhnaD
Burned a 12-year old girl a copy of 'Pulp Fiction', labelled it 'Never-ending Story'. That was 5 years ago. She's FINE, you stupid puritans!
Stickpoppet
Brother i and his wife are pregnant. I plan to do exactly this. Plus I have to step in for dad-jokes as he refused to do so.
poppatater
Family was having lunch at the mall. Took my 3 nieces and nephew to Dairy Queen. One said this is so cool because mom said we couldn't go.
BestestKobold
I can confirm, being an uncle is great.
Cipher915
I'm an uncle. Can confirm.
hisholybeardness
Not to toot my own horn, but according to various family sources; I'm a cool uncle.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
nyaore
I will never want children, but I enjoy the hell out of spoiling my nephews and niece. Being able to give them back to their parents (1/)
nyaore
while they're high on sugar however is just icing on the cake. (2/2)
Joined4puppers
As an Aunt. The rule is " If mom and day say no just ask Auntie" .Its my favorite thing ever.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Then he ralphs chocolate in the bathroom. Not in the bowl, not in the bath, not even on the floor. On the rug.
declaredsomnium
As an uncle, you're goddamn right.
BravadoAvacado
Uncles: they're like dads with less concern for your well being and more money to spend on fun stuff
Frenchgeek
Note to self: Do *not* use my bad photoshop powers to change "uncle" with "pedophile".
LXA591
Fuck em that's funny
TranceEnding
Should have just kept that note to yourself and not comment about keeping a note to yourself.
Frenchgeek
If I was known to do things the smart way, I wouldn't be on the Internet right now, would I?
supinebovine
notabrainlet
Is frenchgeek then supposed to be an oxymoron?
Frenchgeek
Sometimes, you have to be really smart to be able to do something really idiotic.
havetochangemyname
Wow, imgur just follows the trend of the first few votes.. there is literally a molestation joke with +10 right above this.
Frenchgeek
Side effect of hiding a -reply: if downvoted to oblivion, nobody will look at it. And among the ones who will, most do it to downvote away.
jetflight
And *THAT* is how I'm uncle Auntie without being transgendered!
LXA591
Was so waiting for a kidnap joke lol
Huntergorh
Naahhh, Lunarbabboon has always been more wholesome with his comics than that. At least the ones I've seen.
Magnivore
I don't think this comic strip series does that kind of stuff.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Still not completely out of the question.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Uncle McFeely
DartTarget13
Yeah, why not!?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I was as well.
AnonOmis1000
I feel like that's referring to something I'm not aware of since I live under a rock.
GDSTEVE
"...after we play hide the finger."
Gianttesticlemonster
Shhhhhh uncle Bill said that was our secret game
TheSuicider
What about cave explorer?
Gianttesticlemonster
Spelunking? Is it just me, or does that word sound dirty?
EatUrShorts
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
https://youtu.be/_exv589NC8M
invertedboner2000
Looks like something sienfieldspitstain made
Gianttesticlemonster
Wellhereiamagain
What the ever loving fuck did I just watch?
invertedboner2000
Look up sienfieldspitstain on youtube
kevinlo1
Switch?
NachoPete
Being an uncle is awesome.
darinmagnet
Yes, am also uncle, can confirm.
Counterfit
My nephew called me boring back in May. So I got that little jerk Hot Wheels for his 4th birthday.
Counterfit
I may have been completely played by a child.
DerplaneyMcGur
Don't forget to buy really loud and annoying toys before sending them home!
HalloIamherenow
When my brother has kids I am totally doing this.
Emby
My brother intentionally feeds his nephews like $5~8 worth in candy before leaving. He considers it "a fun after-party trick" for the parent
entropyk
Used to buy police whistles by the dozens, put them on strings with toys so they wouldn't lose them. When pissed at parents handed them out.
bitchinmona
I have done this for *years* and now… I worry about having kids. Payback will be awful.
AverageEverydayPeasant
I do the same thing with my nephew. He thinks I'm the coolest ever. Both my sister and Bro-in-law hate me now.
applesarebad
This is the only thing I like about being a uncle
IvanReznov
I bought my nephew a nerf bow, and a spiderman webslinger for his birthday last year. My sister texted me that night saying she hated me hah
TheOneTrueNerd
And silly putty. Gallons and gallons of silly putty.
FromDenmarkWithHate
One of those you spin and it makes a noise. They are usually made out of wood.
FromDenmarkWithHate
Apparently just called a ratchet.
gx67
And this is why I can't wait to be an uncle. Deal with this, brother of mine!
LukehatesFuckmonkeys
And messy toys, like finger paints.
fistermatic5000
How about fuck you?
SkilledHawk
I do that with my brothers dog, it's the best. Those squeaky toys that sound like the wailing of the Damned? Oh hell yeah.
FlyinHawaiian13
My sister and her son live with me so no I won't be doing that
ohdeepthought
My brothers godparents bought all 4 of us furbys my mum hated that 2 hour drive home.
usersubbordercontrol
Those things are fun to reprogram... Man I used to mess with the circuitry of one so much.....
lookherebuddy
My sister hated me after I taught my niece to make slime
HarpLoveAngel
Wait. What kind of slime?
lookherebuddy
Glue, baking soda, and food coloring? I don't know what other slime you'd be talking about
HarpLoveAngel
Nothing. Never mind
DreadPierateRoberts
I bought my niece a drum set and 5 lbs of playdough at 3
KillerTofu615
Acoustic guitar and a tambourine for a 5 year old here.
CatPizza
Pure evil +1
IAmNotAWoodenDuck
I asked a drum set for my birthday every single year. Somehow they thought giving me one was not a good idea. It's still such a mystery.
Succi87
Got my nephew a drum set,too. My sister was like "Oh god, no! We'll keep that at grandma's" - "No way are you gonna do that, take that home"
TyDugganWrites
Just found out my brother didn't get his family tickets to come to my wedding. he forgot. I don't blame the kids. So for christmas? (1)
TyDugganWrites
(2) I'm getting the 6 year old drums, the 4 year old a recorder and the infant - a tickle-me-elmo. They did nothing wrong. Their parents did
DerplaneyMcGur
Satan ?!? Is that you!!!
kevinlo1
Is the play doh bad? I know the drum is but.
TheJumpyBean
Gets everywhere and is hard to clean out of hair or carpets
kevinlo1
That Is why you only put small children in hard wood floored rooms and if they fall it serves as a better incentive not to fall again!
Hyippy
I bought my nephew a singing teddy opened the back and glued the power switch to the on position and the volume to max.
chopper35
usersubbordercontrol
maxfergie
Omg this is such a good gif