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I havent seen this posted in a long while, so I thought I would share.
Artist: Snippy MJ
vctr47
Death comes to all of us...
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
I heard that all the nurses are playing cards afterwards.
Mxbls
Haha! Rip her! Amirite?
greenandgrey
nonsensicalpseudonym
Thank you
TheMightyMoto
Neat
TheFunionKnight
WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
Teganrose1
“Fuck it, she lives another half hour. I’m not getting paid enough for two.”
malachitedragon
"You're getting paid?"
Klaaism
Ha!
Laylah77
Dammit.
Snoopy101x
HD2composer
Death
NNextremNN
That's a lot of expression and emotion on something as unchanging as a skull. Great artists sad story but still good.
Zyphus
Oh, this again?
Snoopy101x
This was one of my deepest fears when my wife first gave birth. And so it shall be again when she gives birth one more time.
BrazilianThunderPanda
This is basically the first chapter of “A Dirty Job” by Christopher Moore
Wolfwent
A damn nice book, I must say. Have you perchance read "Lamb"?
BrazilianThunderPanda
One of my favorites!
MysteryCryptid
I hate this story
MysteryCryptid
But also love it
MysteryCryptid
Fuck
Catscradle2112
:/ i want to have a kid soon and being in my mid 30s this is such a huge fear of mine, that i will die or the kid will have issues.
SteamyVents316
I think that’s a fear for any new parent, but more than likely things will go fine
Catscradle2112
Thanks I hope. I have awful luck though
Shaows
It's Japanese, so read Right to Left.
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
That was confusing the hell out of me.
FoodAndAlcoholism
I realised that after the timestamps became very confusing
thatisnotagoodidea
No. Read while crying
SuperSaiyanYamcha
1)Read 2)Cry 3)Try to read while crying 4)Cry some more
steve77777777
shit I did this by default. guess I'm a weeb.
bl4ckh4wk49
Yeah same...
LuciferMorningstarDear
Damn all those feels...
Thojira
its good to have those kind of story from time to time, thank you
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
God damn you.
MoxleyUnhinged
My heart...
VoidofLostKnowledge
'Even death has a heart'
Dsakura
"Time has been added."
Voltair
"Death is not cruel, merely terribly good at his job."
Eldibs
"You're not allowed to do that." Tʜᴇ Hᴏɢғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ. Tʜᴇ Hᴏɢғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇs ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ.
dangerousDoc
Wʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴠᴇsᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ғᴏʀ, ɪғ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ Tʜᴇ Rᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ Mᴀɴ?
MajyykPhD
"...humans are human". Aɴᴅ sɪxᴘᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs sɪxᴘᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏʀɴ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏʀɴ
hertta
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Orzahn
Now, for all of you reading down to here... BUY. THE. DAMN. BOOK. And be amazed at the funny amazing person Terry Pratchett was.
Primotimewaster
The rate of deaths from child birth is way too damn high.
Ginkawa
well, yes. but at the same time, overall its basically lower than ever before.
InvictusxManeo
One of the highest causes of death for women since women have been around if I'm not mistaken
HarbingerOfThis
It's very very low actually on 1st world. Rest of the world though, yeah...
bubbleobill
Super low these days , unless the mother has something like preeclampsia or heart problems
noptic
...or lives in the US.
bubbleobill
I dont so its really low to die in childbirth in Australia
K8lyn8654
it's really not that high, and we have a severely unhealthy populace
adkoala
One problem is they're so focused on the baby that after it's born they forget about caring for the mom. Almost made this happen to my wife
nonCanadianGoose
StevenFarmer
What episode is this from?
nobly670
S2 ep6 brannigan, being again
ManuSNadh
1.Today was the final Rites for my mom. She ascended above all physical boundaries on 8th April, 2019. Our life was complicated and she did
ManuSNadh
2. suffer a lot (lots of physical ailments). But it was unexpected as the doctors was hopeful she would recover. Need to support my bro and
ManuSNadh
3. dad as I'm the older one who's responsibility to maintain family. I'm currently looking for a job and hope I get a hood one
Tylendal
"Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ."
agentmcgee
Hogfather by Sir Terry Pratchett
theNotoriousVEG
8 months pregnant...I probably shouldn’t have read this...
LittleMit
Yep, same.
TheQuiltener
Yeah, 7 months here, this was already something I freak out about frequently.
whodathunkit
22 weeks tomorrow, the thought of this absolutely scares the shit out of me, same with my husband. We've already discussed the "if".
theNotoriousVEG
Same here....my husband is trying to calm me down