DrDogHed
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They can't roll onto their backs and choke on vomit, so turtle your friends!
Im very drunk but i def think they wouldn't mind this PSA
Oct 23, 2016 5:06 AM
DrDogHed
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They can't roll onto their backs and choke on vomit, so turtle your friends!
Im very drunk but i def think they wouldn't mind this PSA
luke33221
I've heard it called backpacking, but you could just put your friends in recovery position
DoubleBacaCheseBurgerForACop
Oh yeah? Just remember that someone turned Donald Trump on his side once too. Ya idiot!
ViennaWaitsForYou
I must admit 'turtle your friends' made me giggle like a schoolgirl. It sounded adorable. (Seriously though, clever & important psa!)
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
dudeinjapan
Strap him up in "man aloft" harness and hang him off the side... in rain... and let him puke in harbor (Navy version)
WolvenalIII
Good guy OP is good guy
nonotlikethatlikewepracticed
Ross?
naughtyrob0t
The wet patch on the floor and drake stains around the crotch suggest he's pissed himself
DarkMagic1516
My moms first love died choking on his own vomit after drinking... If that hadn't happend I probebly wouldn't have been born D:
MilitaryGlazed
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That scene was brutal.
senorsamuel
Scary scary, woke up choking one looong miserable day, got myself up in time to spit it all out. Never bothered again.
PhooZzy
also good advice for heroin addicts.
yodigity
RD84
He piss pantsed himself.
Fonzanoon
Or, call EMS
Samuraipizzamatt
I could sleep on a barbed wire fence when I'm drunk, I think a backpack wouldn't stop people
circlebreaker
I know, right? Am I the only one who's tried to dig a hole barehanded to try and sleep while wasted? Pro tip; the hole won't stop vertigo...
tornadosandwich
Or, even better, don't let hen get to this point to begin with?
napalminthemorning
No so easy to do when your roommate goes out to the bars and comes home wasted. Her friends ditched her and it became my problem.
BurritoMonkey
If his shoes are on, he needs a perminant marker dick on his face. Never thought of the backpack thing tho.
myclevarusername
Yeah give em a backpack and leave em on the floor without a pillow or blanket.
ProfessorDumbass
Bathroom floor at least roll up a towel for a pillow
Darkspire
That's your takeaway on this? Ok.
rubblerebel
Very clever!
commentalleyvoo
I love turtles.
ProfessorDumbass
The judge said if he catches you doing that again you will spend real jail time
Wombatish
This is also great if they outweigh you and there is no way you could get them off their backs if they did roll. Beats sitting up all night!
BeeExpert
If you ever need to roll a heavy person pull their knee up so the femur is at a 90 degree angle to the torso and use it as a lever
DrDogHed
Im hella drunk rn so this may apply to me tonight lol, i love ya'll
Azablee
I'm drunk too! Cheers!
KoopaKommander
You must be drunk since you're using the word "hella".
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
About the time you posted this, I was so very drunk getting my dick sucked, so this is nice
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
And he was never heard of again rip :-(
OldManTaylor
Turtle yourself! Quick!
SexuallyEnragedGerbil
Stay fun and stay safe
TheArwingPilot
Have safe*
Big8ooty8iches
have sun and fay stafe
DrEXTREME
Don't go out like Hendricks.
salisburysteak3131
I know this idea seems like it would be a good idea, but it's really not for a lot of reasons. Sit with them and monitor them
salisburysteak3131
or, if they show any of these symptoms, CALL AN AMBULANCE Cold skin, Unresponsive, Puking, Slow breathing (CUPS - even has a dope acronym)
salisburysteak3131
another sign that an ambulance needs to be called is if the person is talking but it doesn't make sense
salisburysteak3131
source:I'm an EMT and frequently deal with drunk college students who mean well but actually put their friends in danger by backpacking them
Flimsy
This is great, but what if the roll face forward?
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
His vomit won't block his airways.
NZSheeps
The vomit will still flow out, they'll just be a mess in the morning (but a live mess).
salisburysteak3131
This is why you shouldn't backpack people and need to monitor them or call an ambulance. Backpacking seems like a good idea BUT IT'S NOT
MarvaNipp
This is for when they are super drunk but not at the point of needing an ambulance. We all did this in college and no one ever died
Morositas
I didn't. Never understood people getting shitfaced by poisoning themselves until they're unconscious and vomiting like they have Ebola.
salisburysteak3131
Not saying people shouldn't get shitface. Just saying backpacking is not as safe as it seems - you need someone to sit with them!
MarvaNipp
Fair enough! We would turtle our friends who were still coherent, but were about to sleep. I saw ur other comments - thanks for what you do.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
I've never thought of this before, good tip.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
In France we call it PLS - Position Latérale de Sécurité.
erikna
That seems just like the swedish safe lying position, the thing here is that turtling takes less skill and cant be easily undone
Smasher12
At freshman orientation for my college they had a thing were they taught everyone to do this.
Slayertron
Great heroin tip thanks!
Sqlut
Not only heroin
tzips121
Great idea, I lost a friend to this recently, he was 25
ritsbits808
Damn same here :( this year, and also 25.
uhhMurdok
I'm 29 and have zero idea of how I'm still alive, sad to hear that though.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
Just choking on vomit by alcohol? Sorry, by the way.
tzips121
Yup, he got drunk and choked on his vomit in his sleep
jtb1313
I've done this sober, and it was from overeating plus acid reflux
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
Christ, belated condolences. I'll have to watch out when I'm DD this weekend.
tzips121
Yeah, always make sure that sleeping drunks are on their stomach or side
daelith
Even stomach can be dangerous.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
Will do, buddy.
BuckyBadass
Literally saved a friends life a few years ago. No one to this day understands the significance of what happened, I was the only sober one
HowCanIDecide
Party on the beach one night. Younger group doing the same a way down from us. They all drifted off as the night went on. We continued (1/?)
HowCanIDecide
Drinking for a while longer. At some point I wandered down the beach toward where they had been so I could take a piss in the sand (2/?)
HowCanIDecide
Found a kid (maybe 16) they'd obviously left behind. Passed out face down in the sand, vomiting. A buddy and I got him cleaned and sent (3/?
HowCanIDecide
Him home without really thinking about it. I'd hate to think what would have happened if we hadn't found him when we did. (Finished)
SlowClapLikeYouMeanIt
Were they drinking Bucky? Fuck all good comes from drinking Bucky..
BuckyBadass
Damn straight
SlowClapLikeYouMeanIt
You Scottish then? Or a monk from Devon?
ProfessorDumbass
When you explained laying naked behind their unconscious drunken body was just your way of saving their life...People just miss the point
BuckyBadass
Nice try professor dumbass
ProfessorDumbass
..at least they could not roll onto their back with your..hardness...propped up behind them
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
No shame in drunken buddyhumpin', no homo
ProfessorDumbass
It was a life saving procedure. Not including the prostate check and discovering that tapeworm