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Mar 16, 2017 4:10 PM
Iminlovewithafoxfairy
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Yeah don't actually communicate with your man. Take it from a triple divorced man that cheated on all his ex wives. Fuck Steve Harvey.
InnerUniverse
Or maybe he doesn't suck but his meals don't have enough calories for her.
ImHereToFavoriteRecipesCuzNoFavoritesFolders
"Cooking none stop"
josebolt
The answer was "work on cooking together/find recipes that work". Instead we got "shut up and eat it". Don't forget Harvey is a cheater.
adrizen
Then Steve reversed his position and said he read the prompter wrong.
KoopaKommander
That one guy in the audience looks so uncomfortable.
deadandbloated
Last image needs the Brazzers logo
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Black guys gives it to multiple women
Canadoug
Women be shopping. I mean women be shoppppppppiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg
SuperLudo
This dude is honestly a moron, and this is terrible advice. Steve Harvey belongs in the 40's, I have no idea why people like him.
Willisweeee
Cook together, make it better.
loafroaster
Yep, lies. The cornerstone of any good relationship.
Wyrdthane
this guy want all marriages to end in divorce. how about honesty, and cooking together as a team. Fo suck you.
dazedNconfuzed
This. I'm the cook. Don't like what I make? Then tell me what you want! Don't tell me? Then I'll make what I want, it's good for you, eat!!!
TheScarfyDoctor
*long inhale* WHITE TEXT WITH BLACK BORDER
SpannerInTheWorx
Thank you for saying it!
seoulfoundation
And can we please talk about the arbitrary capitalization?
Znayx
Whoever created that thinks that commas (pauses) are periods (full stops) for some strange reason
blairmichod
It isn't arbitrary. THiS is ARbiTrary.
MandaloreIncognito
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Dont-Just-Stare-At-It-Eat-It-Christian-Bale-In-American-Psycho.gif
LandSquidLuchador
Or cook together, even if it doesn't taste good the blame is spread out and you got to do something fun with your SO
Showmeyourotters
Be careful with that one, I had an ex I used to cook with a lot but it'd turn into him cooking and ignoring me, which would turn into fights
thor0486
Cooking isn't even that hard! And Cooking together is bonding and fun actually!
shadowex3
note: bonding, not bondage.
cobrapup
The woman on her right ain't having none of that.
morgan0073
It sure doesn't look like she's hurting for a meal. If anything she can stand to miss a few.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Or you know, give constructive feedback. Thats what we do.
MixHaus
Needs salt.
Montego1987
Be constructive with your feedback, please...Steve
SaveMeSalem
Flight of the concords?
Montego1987
Yes
sweatypepperoni
I can't tell my husband shit. He gets so mad.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
That's no fun.
beardedheathen
i love that my wife gives and accepts criticism. A common topic during meals is what we could do to improve it.
ChiLLeCheeze
I've stopped giving constructive criticism to people. They just want you to jerk them off and for you to tell them how good it is.
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magicad
What unadulterated garbage.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I've fucked up dishes, it sucks but I do appreciate when my husband gives feedback. Or sometimes suggests a way to make it better. Viceversa
snooabusiness
Depends on the woman, mate
TheCrazyVulcan
I say its constructive feedback, she says I am a fat Gordon Ramsie. Listen to Steve, just eat it and be happy.
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
This was funnier the last time it was on Imgur
lokitoki81
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJ7Kn06I04 You came for this
3NDemic
Thank you!
Zootsoot
There are couples cooking classes all over the.country. take one!
Zootsoot
And I admit, while I try to be cool about it,I hate it when my husband doesn't love what I cook. Hell, her husband is TRYING!!
yeaprobably
That's what she said!
usafmech11
Chick looks like she could stand to miss a few meals anyways
Regularsizerudy
Baaah. You said what I wanted to say first. Up vote for you
usafmech11
You get one too. That happens to me all the time. Split second too late
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Yeah, let's take advice form this fucking moron.
ApotheosisCM
He might be an idiot, but his statements should stand or fall on their own merit.
Rhisereld
Isn't he the guy who thinks atheists have no morals?
seoulfoundation
He is, but here he's sticking it to a woman, so +1
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I think he said that, yes. Steve Harvey. He's an idiot game show host like Trump.
Slayter
"He's cooking none stop"
SwarthyBastard
Or, I dunno, get him a decent, basic cookbook.
RosegoldEverything
The internet exists. Besides, a cookbook does not (inherently) a good cook make.
SwarthyBastard
As someone who has done both, I've found that a good cook book beats out random googling. Regardless, by "good" I also mean 1/2
SwarthyBastard
relatively easy for his skill level. In other words, recipes that taste good and are hard to mess up.
Dvicemuse
Honest feedback is the best. He will appreciate it because he will get better at something he loves. She'll appreciate the improved food.
Tofubutton
Yeah I hate when people are nice and only tell me good things about my cooking. Sometimes i want real criticism!
omnipotato
This is me. I love to cook. I'm the first to say if I find a dish mediocre most of the time. But what I love is when someone (1/2)
omnipotato
says "I like this, but maybe more olive oil in the pesto." Or, "maybe a little less sauce and more prosciutto." I may be Italian. (2/2)
Ehab1991
I tried once with my mom, was pissy with me for a week
damien309
What if you are really blunt though? Cuz, if it taste like shit, I'm going to say it taste like shit. Might rub them the wrong way.
Dvicemuse
blunt/asshole not the same thing nor is one constructive. Ex: "I don't like the taste" -blunt. "This sucks" - asshole
RosegoldEverything
Learn not to be blunt, then.. bluntness often doesn't go over well. There are better ways to get what you want.
throwawayacct1951
That's like saying "You told him to go down on you. If he sucks, tough." Seems being honest and guiding each other is shit advice now.
wiilyc22
Actually it's not bad advice. How many times did someone get really offended when you told them about themselves. Sometimes it's just easier
throwawayacct1951
While I agree in a general sense, if you can't tell your SO things like that you have bigger problems than shit food.
wiilyc22
Yeah, probably right about that.
HoboTerry
Shut-up
RustyNeX
Yea but logic and reason don't make good day time tv
ItsRealTalk
The woman asking isn't exactly coming off as someone who wants to give advice. I figure if she was she wouldn't be asking this question. 1/2
ItsRealTalk
As it stands she seems like kind of an ass making fun of the genuine attempts of her husband to do what she asked him to do. 2/2
wiilyc22
Although I will say, both my wife and I strive to make good food. We also have good communication and don't take shit personally.
Thatknifeguy
Likewise. Making and eating good food is fun, but more so if you know someone else loves it too.
whatupmyknitters
yeah, i'd want to know if my bf hated the dinners i made every night. don't eat the food out of pity, just tell me what you'd rather have!
throwawayacct1951
Sounds like you have a good relationship :)
wiilyc22
Yes
omnipotato
My boyfriend follows recipes and I follow my vast experience with cooking. Sometimes we're both wrong.at the end of the day it's about (1/2)
omnipotato
learning how to cook better and how to enjoy each others' company in the kitchen. And making yummy things. (2/2)
wiilyc22
Yeah, if it's a new recipe we both taste to see how to make it better or just to discover it blows. We have baked naked together. Fun
WEAREGRID
Or, if you know how to cook, TEACH HIM TO BE BETTER
baiin
I didn't realize what an Assbag Steve Harvey was until I watched a couple of his interviews. He's a dick, man.
RelativeVelocity
Damn it, I liked him. Always sucks to find this stuff out
ajilephoto20168888
Or hopefully he saw this show and dumped her ass.
AgolfHiller
Probably took her as a reference, no wonder it tastes bad
Drosophilamelanobastard
Or take a cooking class if you can afford it. They are super duper fun!
Drosophilamelanobastard
And a great date idea!
Deunderscoremoralize
Is she holding you at gunpoint? Blink twice if you can't say yes
OnionCutter
Is that both eyes once, both eyes twice, each eye individually once, or one eye twice?
Deunderscoremoralize
Ye
KillerTofu615
I tried teaching my wife... meat of any kind, she's worthless. She does pasta, mac& cheese and eggs. Thats all shes allowed.
Nineteenletterslong
My girlfriend will yell at me if I cut a vegetable at the wrong angle or slightly the wrong size. :\ Ohhhh well. What can you do.
SecondSince
If she does just stop what you are doing and tell her to do it herself or shut up. Simple.
MistressLyda
Why?
AxelYamanaka
You know just the other day I was saying the same thing, but about sex. If you don't like his sex, make him better. Don't just ditch him.
Nephus
My guess is she's no good either. Still, people should be able to communicate these things.
AnyaJenkins
ThePoisonedCaptain
FiniteFishy
perfect
zipykido
Or maybe he's trying to be a terrible cook so she'll stop asking him to cook
MuskinRaider
PoliticalWanderer
But that requires communicating with your partner like they're a human being instead of expecting them to solve the problem on their own!
GerberLegalTeam
They might take it as being treated more like a child when you try to teach them how to do something that they think they're doing good at.
WEAREGRID
Yeah but I wouldn't be able to tie my shoes without someone having taught me, cooking is immensely harder.
megodk
Basic cooking isn't. Of course there's a shitload of complex meals but simple tasty stuff is reasonably easy
electrifyingseer
but the key to relationships *is* communication uwu
SharkCoochieBoardLover
yasss politicalwanderer yasssss
JudgeMentalCat
Heathen! Heresy!
reverendbonobo
Why should I communicate with my partner when I can just go on TV and ask Steve Harvey what to do?
AweYissMuthaFuckinPajamaPants
You mean men can't read minds?!??
consolepeasent
I agree with your username
AweYissMuthaFuckinPajamaPants
Thanks!
WhitePhoenix
Well, she did the TV version of bitching about it on social media instead of talking to her partner directly. What is wrong with people?
hiredhobbs
Umm, we are stupid when we are around other people, or we are upset, angry, happy, jealous..... you know what, we're all just stupid.
Kligan
HeyWho ya callin' stupid, stupid?!
hiredhobbs
Yes
Vercci
not me i am very smrt