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Apparently his wife finally watched Deadpool 2
A follow up to this post: https://imgur.com/gallery/FyDOdg3
#Deadpool
May 18, 2018 11:33 PM
kernouac
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A follow up to this post: https://imgur.com/gallery/FyDOdg3
#Deadpool
otirrub
I thought this was blake lively or something before i looked at the earlier post
TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
How many times did she have to get up to pee?
BarnacleBillTheBayler
He wifed that wife!
screwdriverone
I’m still not convinced that’s a woman.
kylejmccloskey5772
Did she have to buy two tickets?
GlipGlop707
JESUS...Shes pregnant
Astral134
unlike Jesus' mom!
RedRiotUnbreakable
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
So is it a fat guy or pregnant wife in that picture?
tehbush
Awww pregpool!
im4mi
umbilical lasso
QuiXiuQ
That’s a lot of popcorn!
drunkninjasmurf
Fatpool
amoyamoyamoya
Ryan Reynolds is going to get involved in this somehow…
TheProfessionalOne
Is it Ryan Reynolds baby?
BloodofHeroes
Plot twist... actually a fat guy that wanted to dress up as Deadpool but didn't want the negative attention. So he claimed to be pregnant.
thecatsass204
I’m glad u took her
SSon1c
It's smaller.
BlehBlub
bueno
junk4u
Are you gonna name your baby Cher?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME~~~~~
Ryanator50
Pregpool
neorek
Ryan Reynolds needs to show up at the birthing.
drainbamageded
But then why are you putting up their update? Just curious
broccolitrees
Truckasaurus!
Turkishtime04
A satisfactory resolution. Huzzah!
shakenbakinstrips
Ummm you guys are at the Clifton commons movie theater? Lol
WhyMeWhyYou
HAHAHA I thought the same thing!
CoinsareBinaryDice
She's awesome. Marry her again.
MrGizzmokev
iamthisguy247
Oh dear God no! If there is one thing we don’t need it’s little baby Deadpools.
WhySoCereals
Deadpoolettes
Davincimode
Toddlers are already baby Deadpools. We just label it Terrible Twos and keep the knives hidden.
SpanWolf
Kiddiepools?
Alistairetheblu
What about an evil clone made up of discarded Deadpool parts?
uusseerrssuubb
Deadpods
gr8whtd0pe
Almost did...
Arracor
You sonofabitch.
Arracor
(still upvoted tho)
izzy452002
????
gr8whtd0pe
No spoilers from me!
Huggitt17
More baby balls!?
ILoveToLurkItsSoMe
This world absolutely needs little baby Deadpools
WowMuchFuni
Exactly! That would be awesome! (And absolutely terrifying)
StepRightUp
If it's a boy, middle name better be Wade. Same if it's a girl.
WokeenFenix
MFW I misread "little baby deadpools" as "little dead babypools"
johnzaku
Well fuck you too buddy https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/91/b4/7791b4b67fd0b5cf080da166632c27aa.jpg
DickGarden
That looks like Sac Boy!
darkavatar1183
I read that in a Canadians voice, their flapping heads so full of lies
Daarst
Careful what you wish for
ouchmyhair
Have you met a toddler? Brutal honesty, mixed with mayhem, a dash of "cute" naughty words, a knack for destruction, and Aborable at times.
AlphaQueueBeta
Nine months later...
Kazian16
This should have more upvotes I'm sad for your genius
Techtronic
Is circumcision actually a requirement for men to be Jewish?
Bassemuss
Its a wild discussion in Denmark now. The politicians are discussing wether its an unnessesery risk. And something to ban on healty boys
Duendes
If you came out of a Jewish woman (vag), then you're Jewish by default
Techtronic
Thanks for the clarification. I wasnt sure which part you'd need to come out of.
ThinkingChair
Especially ones named Todd or Cher.
Arracor
NEVER Todd.
AgentChicago
This is awesome and so is your preggo wife, congrats!
illbethatguy
She's not pregnant
illbethatguy
I hope you panicked slightly when you read that. She's pregnant
Goldenteckel
CyanideBreathMint
Well played sir, well played.
Huggitt17
That's not allowed at our theater :(
Olympia1024
Maybe she took it right outside the theater and then took of the mask to go in. Often we have those big cutouts even before you get in
cuddlesdotgif
She probably had the mask in her purse and put it on just for the shot.
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
America?
Almostcats
Are you from Aurora?
CoRektiveAction
Or Lafayette
Mato605
Lol I’d like to see someone tell a pregnant woman no. That being said, it’s unfortunate your theatre is uptight like that!
boogertown
Same. I work at a Regal in Florida
PrincessWasabi
It always takes one crazy person to ruin it for the rest of us
blakeatwork
Deadpool or pregnant women?
Bubagummel01
just Women
Mrbrown512
Pregnant women dressed as deadpool, its only a problem every once in a while though
SilveringArt
preganant
KindWounds
pregonate
IWouldDoThings
No masks, no costumes. I thought that was the rule most everywhere.
alticaarden
Lame. Force awakens premier had so many costumes it was like comicon
vipe650r
Yeah, the no costumes thing is not normal. Masks, absolutely. Likely anything that obscures the face meaningfully.
fencer1964
The fuq you talkin about?
jlsmith78375
My bag got searched at a theater last week. First time ever.
callmethelizardqueen
I had that happen when a Pokemon movie came out, son won advanced screening tickets, u are searched before entering, & no cell phones.
bigdaddyfatpants
You would have to pay me a hell of a lot more than minimum wage to sort though someone shit.
IWouldDoThings
I would do that for free! I'm a nosy bitch lol.
sleete
Nosey assess unite! Just gimi gloves and a fan for ventilation and I'm set.
Sylvis29
User name checks out
MrMagoobar
I can legally refuse to have my bag searched
jlsmith78375
I understand why. They weren't cops though, just theater employees.
yourCleverUsername10
And they can legally not allow you to use their theatre
MrMagoobar
Sure but I’d get a refund. Also it’s Canada so more knives less guns. Less damage in all likelihood.
LupusIgnis
No capes.
rugmiem
Damn, which theater so I can avoid it.
icookfoodandfightfire
most of them? at least the mask part. Some "higher class" theaters wont allow costumes if they have any sort of dress code
StepRightUp
It's not a costume if you wear it every day!
rugmiem
LoL “higher class theaters”
icookfoodandfightfire
yes...
VioletMoonRising
"higher class?" if they were higher class theyd have the connections to get a review copy and watch at a home theater.
DidItForScience
Is your theater in America, The Land of the Free™?
Robodoggo
The land of guns
everettscott
Not having masked people in a theater where there was a mass shooting before? I understand their policies.
DidItForScience
I do too. It's too bad these shootings happen at all, there was another mass school shooting today.
JulianneNR
D:
needanamedammit
No masks isn't going to stop a shooter.
everettscott
No one said it would.