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You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a cucumber, which is what I am.
Mar 24, 2018 1:21 AM
MaxximumB
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You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a cucumber, which is what I am.
findacureforstupidplease
You don’t talk about cucumber club.
polygonalabneration
I'm tired of these mother fucking cucumbers on this mother fucking plane!
eppykaze
Say hello to my little cucumber!
banjak
You can't handle the cucumber!
dondeestaelsanitario
Where we're going we won't need cucumbers.
JonSlade
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Cucumbers let him be. I wish I could tell you that...
Pakratking
You had me at cucumber
DeinnsBeans
You cucumber me.
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CUCUMBER mothafucka, do you speak it?
hodaddelvecchio
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a cucumber.
Andricus
I find your lack of cucumber disturbing.
abraxasfury
"Yer a cucumber, Harry!"
KayMcGalen
The cucumber chooses the wizard
Dickbuckles
Ich bin ein cucumber.
sewerrMonster
Mama always said life is like a box of cucumbers you never know what your gonna get
mobiustwo
Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna cucumber
hodaddelvecchio
Open the pod bay doors please, cucumber
Quasime
The cucumber surrounds us, it penetrates us.
aydc12
Never touch a black mans cucumber
jimjam9
Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a cucumber
iRedbeard
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, cucumber of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor...
iRedbeard
Marcus Aurelius.Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (Had to finish)
RegularSauce
He who controls the cucumber controls the universe. Or; GET TO THE CUCUMBER!
CDsnutz
We're going to need a bigger cucumber
SWGoombah
This is my rifle, this is my cucumber. This is for fighting this is for fun.
NopeAthlete
Nice. This actually made me stop scrolling and laugh
larryrathbun
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's a cucumber.
sjbrooksy7447
Stop that right now!
MaxximumB
I found myself actually singing this, amazingly it works too.
larryrathbun
Yep.
Doingtheneedful
"Five long years he wore this cucumber up his ass"
MaxximumB
I only rewatched that movie the other day. Mr Walken's monologue is still fresh in my head.
VeniVidiDownvoted
That’s just, like, your cucumber, man.
h0tdoglatte
That's not a cucumber. THAT's a cucumber.
MaxximumB
Cucumber Dundee, what a film.
LogicDude
Cucumber
Davrem
Brilliantly played
TheGate
I keep forgetting what movie that quote is from. Help me out?
LogicDude
It's from Citizen Kane. ;)
JonSlade
SAY CUCUMBER AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
AngryOtters
Just what my first thought was!
MountainDewOrCrabJuice
African, or European cucumber?
KayMcGalen
Are you suggesting that cucumbers are migratory?
MaxximumB
Huh? I... I don't know that. [Booooing] Cucumbaaaaaaaargh!
Innocentbysitter
I’m your cucumber.
NachoPete
Poor cucumber, you were just too high strung.
joeyjojojuniorshabbadoo
Awwe, I wanted to say that, lol
MaxximumB
Go on, do it. I'll upvote you.
joeyjojojuniorshabbadoo
I’ll go with, I have two cucumbers, one for each of you...
MaxximumB
It seems poker just ain't your game! I know... How about a cucumber contest?
Davrem
Luke, I am your cucumber.
DarwinsWeasel
Patience you must have, my young cucumber!
Davrem
Before anyone says it, I only put the "Luke" in there for recognition. I know that's not the actual line.
MaxximumB
A Jedi uses the cucumber for knowledge and defence, never for attack.
Davrem
Lol