FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Apr 8, 2018 8:08 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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LargeVarge
Heeeeeyyyy youuuuu guyyyyyyys!!!!!
womenglowandmenchunder
Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw:Re:Re:Fw:
AbsolutelyNotADragon
For a few minutes in the sloths world he was a super hero that could fly at incredible speeds.
IthinkUrFunny
Sloth: fuck, it took me all day to get to the middle of the road, and this asshole just put me back.
GipCee
Ban him again!
GravitasX
https://youtu.be/ba7rRfKIHxU
2fries
This is one of the seven deadly critters from the bible... the wild adulterers move much more quickly.
oceaniatyrant
For a minute, I thought it was gonna cut to that picture of a guy throwing a turtle into a lake.
ChronicBoredom
The next day you will see the sloth in your house wanting to be a pet. But you already have a pet.
headwound
Shhhhh...I'll be gentle, you'll get used to it...
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
I mean, I know they’re slow, but those long ass arms and claws have to be able to reach back there. You can just grab them by back of neck?
Sephitian
This.........is..........the...........side................I..............started...............on..........twat.
lyongirl69
They only come down to poop usually
WarDragon1984
Their poops can be up to a third of their own body weight.
alsoAzrael
"Hold on, I don't like it over here. Time to go back."
woogigooie
Make sure you washed your hands thoroughly after handling it, they move so slow they're covered in a ridiculous amount of bacteria
CrystalArborist
That is the face of someone who just traveled at light speed :)
Clemptor
Apparently if a baby falls from the trees the Mother does not retrieve it and it's piteous cries attract predators.
JCentauri
What the guy didn't realize was that he was being viciously ATTACKED! (Albeit very very slowly)
cwmang2
Roshiro
Blarglglglgllglglglglgl
Festivities
I thought it was a turtle without its shell in the first pic....
Janusha
That is the face of a sloth that no longer knows where he lives now that you moved him.
dragonivan24
Thhhhaaannnk. Yooouuu
603933
BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
Why did the sloth cross the road?
Thelrishlnquistion
Because he didn’t like the look of those teenagers.
PlainviewUVGF
"Bien. Bien. Bien." - Costa Rican Matthew Mcconaughey
zaaphodskullcrusher
...and now you have chlamydia...
SanPedroLover
I always like seeing humans helping animals, but humans helping humans doesnt do anything for me tbh.
yaddiex3
Can I help you?
tpgreyknight
How do you feel about animals helping animals?
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
What kind of Disney...
tpgreyknight
It means no worries!
Predacane35
For the rest of your days!
sheriwallace123
It's our problem free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!
buttbuttpartywagon
Please... give my kid back....
antibullseye
Each animal looks like a different picture quality. I'm calling fake
tpgreyknight
auscaliber
Yeah like people helping each other out after a disaster, volunteering labour and whatever they can give, yawwwnnn.
iAmMurphy
Thelrishlnquistion
Do yourself a favour...don’t turn around.
ath3nabelina
Ugh, this commercial always had me crying
n3ckr0mantic
Ever see a wet sloth? Google it. Nightmare fuel
HappyShark
Ever see a turtle penis? Google it. Nightmare fuel
SirBernard
Honestly had to Google in incognito just incase there was a 'second meaning'...
WellThatsOriginal
There is a second meaning. According to Urban dictionary... Lol
papapassmore
That's a damn Dark Souls boss.
nothingnoteworthy
What about that hairless albino one that was mistaken for an alien?
Rignak
Sauce!?
mustang2733
twentyfivehundred
masterchiefan
Edward...
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
ILikeBigNamesAndICannotLieYouOtherBrothersCantDeny
Vaanhalen
Oh my hell its a zombie
TheBestRussian
Oh. God.
Jaqdakloun
There is no God, not anymore, what ever this thing is ate him.
Jaqdakloun
Psh ! whatever, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
nrvagntsoleatr360
GhostTownATL
Isn't that the monster from A Quiet Place?
sincerelyponyboy
Is this from bloodbourne?
alexstamat
The blood starved beast!
PoetDesmond
Jacksforehead
NirvanaNik
flyeaglesfly17
BatmanIsTheNameBattingIsTheGame
Holy shit, it’s Vicar Amelia!
ChampionMan
I think you’re thinking of wet koala
AnnieGitchYerGun
Holy shit. They look evil as fuck. Wet sloths just look like they need a meal or two.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
VanBuren43
Both are good names for drinking establishments.
theuberkevlar
You're thinking of Drop Bears.
birdsliveoutthere
I'd say they are equally terrifying.
Usernamethatfitsallsituations
Ever seen a bear with no fur?
AnnieGitchYerGun
They lo9k so very, very nekkid and sad.
EndersGameofThrones
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Jaqdakloun
I'm at work, if something of a pornographic nature pops up on my screen I will hunt you down and make you watch it with me.
bigdaddyfatpants
annoyedOnion
Imagine living in a place where you could drive down the road and see a sloth
pinipf
Wait wait wait, lets start with this, Isla del Cano does not have roads there are no private cars there either, this was certainly elsewhere
Dreigiau
imagine living in a place where a sloth could safely cross the road and not see a car the entire trip
Imawakenow
I commute by car in a major city. Sloths everywhere.
GeneralAnubis
Yep, @Denturedog agreed. This is deserving of @ExtraUpvote
Drixelix
Denturedog
I wish I could give you more than one point
auserwithaname
You can! Tag @.extraupvote
tupacshomie
deeznuts4eva
YOU MONSTER!
Radlik