ShyTownGuy
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Who wants to see under the towel??
Cut the tip of my thumb off on the deli slicer today... Actually threw a decent sized piece of myself away...
Sep 16, 2016 10:16 PM
ShyTownGuy
15642
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Cut the tip of my thumb off on the deli slicer today... Actually threw a decent sized piece of myself away...
Mississaugaman
Fuck off. Now slice the rest of the finger
Graypony4
Nooooooooooop... Newp.
Gryphoenix
SexDungeonsandDragons
How does everyone have the stomach to sit and take pictures of their mutilated appendages? Is this us evolving towards being invincible?
starbucks68
Do you want a sample?
canilookaturbobs
ChenChiu
Workers Comp boy!!!
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Why throw it away? They can tape it back on!
Narwhalzipan
I worked in a deli. Seriously, how did you even manage to cut yourself on it. Just close the blade before loading/unloading product
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
bobhole
Why did you throw it away! Put it on ice! Reattach it! Isn't that what they do in the movies!
Begotten
the fleshy part will grow back
MigraMines
Excuse me sir when I ordered finger food I did not mean literally.
UsernameAlreadyTaken3
Just do it.
shull23
Don't let your dreams be dreams..
aselleus
The are deli slicers at my work and they scare me even if they are off. A coworker sliced her tendon and it took months to heal.
groovydawgs
I'm thinkin Arby's....!!
ShyTownGuy
There's the after shot.... Mostly fingernail and whatnot!
theeryan
+1 for delivering.
mrtravis2772
I must be missing something... where is the picture?
Chaosblight
I've done that exact same thing once at work, the three hour long hospital trip wasn't fun in the slightest. Hope you're doing ok now tho
ShyTownGuy
At work gotta unwrap this in about an hour... Will send a photo haha I promise
FuzyDuck
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CorneliusCornwall
SHOW THE NUB SHOW THE NUB SHOW THE NUB SHOW THE NUB
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theeggmanANDthewalrus
Similar thing happened to me, but a cut in my thumb rather than slicing the tip off. Required nine stitches.
ThisWitchCrafts
InfiniteOso
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT @OP
ShyTownGuy
I did!!
InfiniteOso
we are awaiting the post of the stub without the cover. i see no such posts
ShyTownGuy
/a/Zim6p
InfiniteOso
yuss....yusssssssss...soooo cringey! thank you!!!
cpcgamer
My boss once fired me for sticking my dick in the bacon slicer. He fired her, too.
Mozaralio
Ayyy lmao
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
FitzChevalric
Lierofox
Initial implication: Bacon Slicer refers to a machine. Innuendo: Bacon Slicer is a female employee's job title.
Jessdavie
AmNotACop
Well done.
AlpheusSoar
go to a doc and stop attentionwhoring... your health is more valuable then fake internetpoints
ShyTownGuy
/a/Zim6p
NoRollingShutter
Been there, done that. Makes little phantom pain of seeing it. Get well soon.
DalesEatsSnales
Sorry for your loss of skin and nail, but gore fascinates me. So thanks
audioknob
TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!
Sorahb
Not too bad, I cut 3/4 of the thumb nail and a good chunk of my nail bed off a few months ago on a band saw.
LargeVarge
I did that in high school during wood shop. But not so bad. I still have a small piece that didn't grow back.
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
Thanks for sharing! Sorry about your nail and flesh.
TropicalB3ach
I did that with a new Kershaw knife. I never even felt resistance as it sliced through, just "oh, huh, blood."
Glumerlink
@OP https://www.amazon.com/NoCry-Cut-Resistant-Gloves-Performance/dp/B00MXUHHGK do yourself a favor
VoPo
I tried this when I was at a deli job. They wouldn't allow "unauthorized protective equipment" to be used. So we just had nitrile gloves.
VoPo
However, I now own an actual pair of modern chainmail gloves! So that's pretty cool I guess.
Glumerlink
that's such bullshit. you could wrap the gloves in the nitrile gloves to prevent contamination
VoPo
We had suggested this. They said "we don't know if the chainlinks might pinch or break the gloves, we can't risk it."
Glumerlink
that's stupid.
InfiniteOso
SHOW US UR STUB!!!!!!
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Reveal the stub
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Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
I hate that I'm leaving a dot to see this... Why wouldn't u just show it ?!
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terkerjerbs
I don't know why but I also would like to see the stub
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This is why I browse user stub.
fayseman
Also, show us your thumb
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Drop that towel!
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STUBBY!
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Yeah whip it out big boy!!!
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I WANNA SEE! ●
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Change your Username to StubTownGuy
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Stub me!
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I'm down to clown!
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. !!!!!
dirtmop
Propagate the appendage!
LurkyMcLurkinsonheimer
Bring out the stub
StuPuff
... what does the dot do?
dirtmop
It's like a reminder. So you can go back to your comments and see if OP delivered. Or to save porn.
StuPuff
ooohhhhhhhhh
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We're waiting
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Yes
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Furnish the phalange!
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