Does it wipe your butt for you. Answer...Maybe

Jun 22, 2016 5:40 PM

tdevs21

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WD-40 does everything. geez.

Cleans gum from chicken feathers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thank Christ, I now know what to clean my gold plated faucets with!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But can itknow why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read every single one of these. You will never believe what number 1672 is!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lubricates meat slicing knob

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Prevents clay from sticking to hoes" ... "Prevents clay from sticking to rakes" Padding the list a bit...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL that I need a gallon jug of WD-40

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even ants are bringing out their reading glasses!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For lubricant, I use tri-flow. However I have recently been introduced to CorrosionX and I love it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But will it blend?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try spraying your butt with it before you sit down. You won't even need to wipe

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Anyone gonna test that and report the results?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also good in cocktails.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lubricates bed wheel for more speed when bed racing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Removes a boa constrictor from the engine compartment in cars"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what is in it, camel balls for all we know

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1543 is total crap

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it doesn't do 1/10th of this shit as well as it claims it does. it may do it, but probably really poorly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It prevents you from having to wipe.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It removes Boa constrictors in the engine compartment of my car, sign me right the fuck up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but to be honest, half of these are like "cleans 1in screws" "cleans 1 1/2in screws" "cleans 2in screws" ...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Help to do your mom... Was not listed

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Sup Jon Snow?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please never use this on locks - it eventually collects enough dirt and grime to act like a glue... powdered graphite is so much better

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Graphite is not usable for new locks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I like LPS 1.

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