Jan 23, 2019 11:48 PM
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kobyashimaru
I’m here for stuff like this.
LordDebuchan
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." -Billy Mays
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
Damn nature you scary
Zappers42
That fly is an idiot
sneakypher
So dope
grouchypanda
Have to say, I would not be as comfortable with this tiny/hairy beast on me.
sarzaya
And how did they hold steady when the spider jumped? I would’ve flinched.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
clydethegoat
I will always upvote Lucas
Alkuam2
MetaSomma
LUCAS!!!
foxnbox
Where is this from? I love it!
https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk enjoy!
Omg, this is the cutest thing ever. Thanks for the new obsession. +1
Fuck yeah, I hate spiders but Lucas is the man
AspAspAsp
The Phidippus Audax, also known as the bold jumping spider. They're hella smart and don't give any fucks.
rssplowman
Slightly disappointed. I would’ve figured with a name like “jumping spider” the lil dude would do some flying leap kicks before the kill.
bilalss4
He did, they were just too fast to see
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I watched one jump from the bathroom cabinet and nail a silverfish in the bath, it was wild.
GreyKihano
I'm going to just call it a blink spider. This thing teleported in front of my eyes.
funkychimp9001
Weeping Angel Spider
threadfall
That's one of the most terrifying combinations I've ever heard of
octavarious
idiot holding a spider
evergreentt
Nah you gotta live life spicy. - sincerely from an aussie
justalerker
How. The. FUUUUUCK. do you set that up? Like... srsly. How the fuck.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
OliverClothesoff70
ESC
oaxacamexico
U wot m8?
ridureyu
I love its green pedipalps!
IPlayWithFire
So...You like spider dicks...lol
Looked again...those green bits are its mandibles. The pedipalps are the the two fuzz ball wielding t rex arms next to the green parts
bobtheaxolotl
*chelicerae
CrazyMrowLady
If only my fucking tarantulas ate as good. I swear, I have the four most retarded Ts in existence.
I have two, and they're all about dinner time. The T. blondi will click her fangs into the tongs if I don't drop the cricket fast enough.
Well yeah. That's because she's a Goliath. They don't fuck around, haha.
kobyashimaru
I’m here for stuff like this.
LordDebuchan
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." -Billy Mays
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
Damn nature you scary
Zappers42
That fly is an idiot
sneakypher
So dope
grouchypanda
Have to say, I would not be as comfortable with this tiny/hairy beast on me.
sarzaya
And how did they hold steady when the spider jumped? I would’ve flinched.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
clydethegoat
I will always upvote Lucas
Alkuam2
MetaSomma
LUCAS!!!
foxnbox
Where is this from? I love it!
MetaSomma
https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk enjoy!
foxnbox
Omg, this is the cutest thing ever. Thanks for the new obsession. +1
MetaSomma
Fuck yeah, I hate spiders but Lucas is the man
AspAspAsp
The Phidippus Audax, also known as the bold jumping spider. They're hella smart and don't give any fucks.
rssplowman
Slightly disappointed. I would’ve figured with a name like “jumping spider” the lil dude would do some flying leap kicks before the kill.
bilalss4
He did, they were just too fast to see
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I watched one jump from the bathroom cabinet and nail a silverfish in the bath, it was wild.
GreyKihano
I'm going to just call it a blink spider. This thing teleported in front of my eyes.
funkychimp9001
Weeping Angel Spider
threadfall
That's one of the most terrifying combinations I've ever heard of
octavarious
idiot holding a spider
evergreentt
Nah you gotta live life spicy. - sincerely from an aussie
justalerker
How. The. FUUUUUCK. do you set that up? Like... srsly. How the fuck.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
OliverClothesoff70
ESC
oaxacamexico
U wot m8?
ridureyu
I love its green pedipalps!
IPlayWithFire
So...You like spider dicks...lol
IPlayWithFire
Looked again...those green bits are its mandibles. The pedipalps are the the two fuzz ball wielding t rex arms next to the green parts
bobtheaxolotl
*chelicerae
CrazyMrowLady
If only my fucking tarantulas ate as good. I swear, I have the four most retarded Ts in existence.
bobtheaxolotl
I have two, and they're all about dinner time. The T. blondi will click her fangs into the tongs if I don't drop the cricket fast enough.
CrazyMrowLady
Well yeah. That's because she's a Goliath. They don't fuck around, haha.