Jun 24, 2018 9:59 PM
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GetOffMyLawnYa
You stole his bucket, didn't you?
henrysnugglemonster
Mojayokok
He’s so cute! I hope they gave him fishies and put him back in the ocean.
bigblindguy
They yell at him, he's a russian sealion so doesn't give a fuck, they throw some fish at his butt and give him a confoozle, he dives off.
AnNameThatKnowbodyWouldExpect
"Do what you must I have already won" - seal probably
UnevenElephant
When you try to go to a buffet and all you get to is a club
thelostg
“We’re never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.”
Domehammer
"And that is how we got our taxidermy seal mascot." -Fishermen probably
hazeleyedfreak
I think it's a sea lion. But it doesn't matter really
ImFrank
What the fuck does it look like I’m doing, Bob?
SansAandAnguS
Cut too short. Did he just jump over the side or did need to be encouraged? Do they have a boat seal now as well as a boat dog?
TheGinge2010
https://youtu.be/66zcopp7HDY sauce
NickRivieraMD
that video is like 90% блять
Thanks.
LumpDaddy
mrnobody93
Did that man punch a fish ?
copingcabana
Sealed for freshness.
abigbeautifulrock
GERALD?! AVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES GERALD?
sahdad
Is this the next life? Did I die?
DrSharkbite
v
oldgoodisaac
Relevant username
poppinfresh92
UpsetFace
When she suck your sack a bit too hard
CometLaHal
ouch, my swimmers!
Tinkrr
That seal just got an all expenses paid trip to a fish buffet D:
SarcasticComment
... and not drowning
LittleLordThudleroy
His friends will never believe him
artistandascholar2000
“I was surrounded by fish everywhere! Really! C’mon guys you gotta believe me!”
hiphopbookshop
He was stuffing his face right up to the second they pulled the bag off him
itgoeshere
Sea lion
Bliffity
*:D
TequilaBot
Was that a dog on the boat
SeaBass88
Seal of approval
bigdix69420
an absolute unit
RingSting
Having a dog on board seems like a really bad idea.
FlyinDutchman88
I heard it was free fish friday so I thought I would come early
augdee
Surprise motherfuck!
AnonimositY
AGAIN!! AGAIN!!
TojS
Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam. I was a shabby little flabby once. Mmm fish dinners. I just love free food, and you look like seafood.
ravishmered
he doesn't even look like he regrets what he has gotten himself into.
DBSOempathy
Jokes on you, it’s a Chinese fishing boat and that’s what they were after the whole time.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
“Fukka yu, walroos!!”
TheBestRussian
It’s a Russian boat and they have very colourful language telling the walrus to get the fuck of their goddamn boat and back into the sea
dlyubov1314
Sounded like Russian.
It is
waitwasthatreal
Aw yes, the walrus, better known at “the cat of the sea”
AlabamaBlacksnake
*sea lion, literally giant cat of the sea.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Did u look at that thing, its the fuckin sabretooth of the sea
JNied
Best alien abduction ever.
Logan9Fingers
You are already bukket! Nani!?
MaxximumB
Have you seen my bukkit?
ALittleOdd
Microsoft shut it down
Kvothefefe
perfecteye18
Welll donr
EwGrooss
Nooooo they be stealin ma bukiit
Turner17
quattroformaggix4
Halp please?
mrputter
https://sharenator.com/Mah_Bu">tory/">https://sharenator.com/Mah_Bukkit_the_walrus_story/ http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolrus
QueenCousland
That was one of my favorites, back in the day.
Holy shit 1999 called
He's still searching.
DickPicEnthusiast
Did you warn them about 9-11?! Did you warn them about MH370 and MH17? For the love of God, man! DID YOU WARN THEM ABOUT TRUMP?!?!¿?¿?
GetOffMyLawnYa
You stole his bucket, didn't you?
henrysnugglemonster
Mojayokok
He’s so cute! I hope they gave him fishies and put him back in the ocean.
bigblindguy
They yell at him, he's a russian sealion so doesn't give a fuck, they throw some fish at his butt and give him a confoozle, he dives off.
AnNameThatKnowbodyWouldExpect
"Do what you must I have already won" - seal probably
UnevenElephant
When you try to go to a buffet and all you get to is a club
thelostg
“We’re never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.”
Domehammer
"And that is how we got our taxidermy seal mascot." -Fishermen probably
hazeleyedfreak
I think it's a sea lion. But it doesn't matter really
ImFrank
What the fuck does it look like I’m doing, Bob?
SansAandAnguS
Cut too short. Did he just jump over the side or did need to be encouraged? Do they have a boat seal now as well as a boat dog?
TheGinge2010
https://youtu.be/66zcopp7HDY sauce
NickRivieraMD
that video is like 90% блять
SansAandAnguS
Thanks.
LumpDaddy
mrnobody93
Did that man punch a fish ?
copingcabana
Sealed for freshness.
abigbeautifulrock
GERALD?! AVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES GERALD?
sahdad
Is this the next life? Did I die?
DrSharkbite
oldgoodisaac
Relevant username
poppinfresh92
UpsetFace
When she suck your sack a bit too hard
CometLaHal
ouch, my swimmers!
poppinfresh92
Tinkrr
That seal just got an all expenses paid trip to a fish buffet D:
SarcasticComment
... and not drowning
LittleLordThudleroy
His friends will never believe him
artistandascholar2000
“I was surrounded by fish everywhere! Really! C’mon guys you gotta believe me!”
hiphopbookshop
He was stuffing his face right up to the second they pulled the bag off him
itgoeshere
Sea lion
Bliffity
*:D
TequilaBot
Was that a dog on the boat
SeaBass88
Seal of approval
bigdix69420
an absolute unit
RingSting
Having a dog on board seems like a really bad idea.
FlyinDutchman88
I heard it was free fish friday so I thought I would come early
augdee
Surprise motherfuck!
AnonimositY
AGAIN!! AGAIN!!
TojS
Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam. I was a shabby little flabby once. Mmm fish dinners. I just love free food, and you look like seafood.
ravishmered
he doesn't even look like he regrets what he has gotten himself into.
DBSOempathy
Jokes on you, it’s a Chinese fishing boat and that’s what they were after the whole time.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
“Fukka yu, walroos!!”
TheBestRussian
It’s a Russian boat and they have very colourful language telling the walrus to get the fuck of their goddamn boat and back into the sea
dlyubov1314
Sounded like Russian.
TheBestRussian
It is
waitwasthatreal
Aw yes, the walrus, better known at “the cat of the sea”
AlabamaBlacksnake
*sea lion, literally giant cat of the sea.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Did u look at that thing, its the fuckin sabretooth of the sea
JNied
sahdad
Best alien abduction ever.
Logan9Fingers
You are already bukket! Nani!?
MaxximumB
Have you seen my bukkit?
ALittleOdd
Microsoft shut it down
Kvothefefe
perfecteye18
Welll donr
EwGrooss
Nooooo they be stealin ma bukiit
Turner17
quattroformaggix4
Halp please?
mrputter
https://sharenator.com/Mah_Bu">tory/">https://sharenator.com/Mah_Bukkit_the_walrus_story/ http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolrus
QueenCousland
That was one of my favorites, back in the day.
perfecteye18
Holy shit 1999 called
MaxximumB
He's still searching.
DickPicEnthusiast
Did you warn them about 9-11?! Did you warn them about MH370 and MH17? For the love of God, man! DID YOU WARN THEM ABOUT TRUMP?!?!¿?¿?