DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
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Oct 13, 2022 3:53 PM
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
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NoNoNodontstoparockin
If you get it thru doordash $28 isnt alot
thugg77
definitely not as much as that used to get you that is a fuckton of taco bell
YourIceCreamMan
thebabbster
$28? You must not have been too hungry. That’s a small lunch.
SomeDetroitGuy
It's 28 cheesy bean and rice burritos.
hodaddelvecchio
I would love to eat at Taco Bell ...if it wasn't for this pesky self-esteem.
LutraLazuli
Never had the squirts from Taco Bell, but do appreciate that it comes out easier compared to other fast food
Lemmingofdarkestnight
You're either doing something right or something wrong.
BarnyShark
I read his order. Dude must not have blood pressure issues cos that 2050ish cal lunch he ate contained about 154% daily recommended sodium.
BastardMan1977
Now imagine your toilet after 28 dollars worth of Taco Bell
DooksandPooks
Well he ordered it through door dash so half of the money was for fees and delivery.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
I love that how Taco Bell affects you has become the standard by which we determine inferior bloodlines.
joeyecho101
Our county run sewerage system couldn't handle it
i2ocker89
The sides of the pot are about to get spackled
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
courtesy flush can oly do so much
ILiekToCookAndBake
Need the turbo snake for that 5 layer turd supreme
3Davideo
For how many people?
svga
a "nice lunch" is usually with more than just yourself maybe? a lot of their combos are $10
edasm
$3 for a taco supreme. $3!!! Fuck off.
flosser
4.15 here for the chalupa. Used to be 1.99
Ibelieveintacobell
Folks! Come on now...I really, truly believe in Taco Bell. Try a nice grilled cheese burrito and let's chat. You're probably just hungry.
attacksnack
svga
thought fat shaming was bad?
attacksnack
Definitely not fat shaming, I'm a fat lady myself :) And I have been known to occasionally purchase $28 in taco bell after a rough day
rallydude04350
Taco bell lunch - 28$. Shitting your guts out for the next 2 hrs - priceless.
RandAIFlagg
Sounds about right. I used to love Taco Bell. They've jacked prices and destroyed their menu, I'm surprised they still serve tacos
goflyblind
RayneOfSalt
One taco from taco bell is 9 australian dollarydoos. They're awful, and yes, you will get diarhea from it.
samanthadlcruz
he's probably factoring in the additional costs to steam clean his pants after he eats that crap?
WhatInTheWorldAmILookingAt
I paid $20 for a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup
mucotevoli
Gotta get yourself a Taco Bell Rewards card! Then you can finance your meals at only 22% Interest! Also, Cash Back on Baja Blast purchases.
Cataleast
Even in the tax-riddled northern wastes of Finland, 28 bucks will get me enough food delivered to last me 2 days.
brianingram
Taco Casa > Taco Bell
ballsoutflyer
Now, why is it 28 bucks when your workers are still making 7.25 an hour?
Snuffalybuns
Where does taco bell pay 7.25/hr?
Brokecattlefarmer
All materials have gone up. My feed cost has doubled to raise the same amount of beef. That gets passed on to you, the consumer.
ballsoutflyer
There's really only two choices now. pay us more or charge less.
SomeDetroitGuy
All the ones near me are starting folks at $15 an hour.
WyldStallionz1
Do they keep that rate? I know McDonalds was pulling some stupid shit where the fine print said the rate was only during certain periods.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Capitalism.
Dan8975
28 bucks is a lot of food for me anyways i get two 2 dollar cheesy crunchy melt thing and a baja blast which is like 6-7 bucks.
MSGinSC
You don't buy Taco Bell, you rent it.
Joedog624
Renting implies returning the end product back to Taco Bell?
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Soufange
My stomach is a lawless wasteland since I upgraded to spicy korean food
Psionickitten
I think subscription service also is appropriate.
OmnibusLatinName
There was an outfit in the San Diego area called Second Wind Beer, that was there tag line too :)
theimgurappsucksballs
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NunyaBizness
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MSGinSC
They can not want it all they want, I'm still gonna shit in their bushes at 3 AM.
Innuendobot5000
Speak for yourself. Just meet Frank, employee of the month, in the bathroom.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
That is how food works, yes.
vegivamp
Most foods aren't routed straight to the next customer though.
Psionickitten
We're essentially poop guns and eating is just reloading.
TheMemeRecycler
Except when it doesn't
STONSY
Yes, but for once I'd like to be the first to rent it.
aPokal
TheMayorOfTittyCity
lol you can get a burrito there for literally $1. I would pay money to see this guy eat nearly 30 burritos in one sitting.
2graves
Not any more. Also I could do it. Would I though? Not for all the TP in Ireland
TheMayorOfTittyCity
That is based of the menu price from today listed on their website.
2graves
More expensive where I live. I think the cheapest single item is 2 dollars
SomeDetroitGuy
2graves
Sadly not where I live
TheMayorOfTittyCity
alternatively the "expensive" burritos are $4, which is still eating 7 larger burritos in one sitting.
BootsDusty
Kalriostraz
I'd been wondering where this Taco Bell thing came from. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity good sir or ma'am!
PerpetuityPhoto
If I had to guess, he probably had it Ubered in. Which immediately adds like 10 dollars to the cost, minimum.
UseTheSource
thank you for the reference
KarakLohr
The only way you’re living to tell about a $28 taco bell lunch is if you drank $14 of pepto bismol along with it.
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
I got tbell for lunch 3 days ago. It was under 4 dollars...
SithShodan
I believe the joke is from Arrested Development. Character shown is filthy rich and out of touch, she was asked about price of a banana 1/2
SithShodan
and she said "It's a banana Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?"
TheBlueMuppet
AshHaryu
Everyone always says they get the shits from taco belll... I never have. Am I human? Or am I dancer?
ameranthe
Nah, some people have a harder time processing the grease and the cheese and everything. I used to never have problems, but these days I do.
ihaveblunderedyetagain
The last two times I ate TBell, it made me puke. There won't be a third.
SomeDetroitGuy
It's a meme. The only people who do are people who have IBS.
notacobra
Shitting yourself after spicy or greasy food is a uniquely American meme. Other countries all over the world don't have this issue.
DrShrinker
Taco Bell is one of the only fast foods that does NOT fuck me up.
SlasherQuan
I'm ever having diarrhea I go to Taco Bell, Taco Bell cures my shits.
Yizelin
Same, but I also assume that _most_ people just find the meme amusing and play along.
6ft1DickC
It means you haven't mistaken your next day toilet blaster for the 3am taco bell instead of the 16 beers and 5 shots from the bar
AshHaryu
Lol fair. But I'm not exactly an outgoing person.
flummoxed0709
Exactly. Alcohol gives me the squirts. Not taco bell. Honestly the taco bell provsbly helps.
KMakyra
Any amount of lasting pain makes my body blitzkrieg for 3 straight days. Including from exercise.
SomeHippy
My sign is vital. My ass is sore. And I'm on the throne. Looking for the answer. Am I done yet? Or am I still shitting?
TheLunaDiviner
I'll leave that determination to the scientists. but what I do know is you're and absolute Killer
belongsinamuseum
ChazzK
Fairly certain that comes from "drunkenly buying half the menu at 3AM and waking up in the mountain of wrappers and leftovers"
AshesVonDust
Same. It's one of the few things that doesn't give me the shits.
imwithpluto
Might be Maybelleen
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
My brother is like you, never gives him the runs. 10 minutes after my meal, my life flashes before my eyes
iownmoonshoes
Killer reference
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Taco Bell is my go-to road food because unlike most other fast foods, I have never had to worry about it giving me the scoots
Darklinkinfinite
goflyblind
hold me closer, tony danza.
ISayShenanigans
It means you didn't eat Taco Bell when the taco shells were made with modified corn, & now it's a joke that'll never go away.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Yeah, I even have Crohn's disease and Taco Bell has never affected me any more or less than normal food. Same with coffee.
MithridateEupator
How is your sign, is it vital? Are you hands warm or cold?
spiffylookingnerfherder
I suspect Taco Bell and Chipotle are the only times some people get any fiber in their diet.
sweetnaivety
I barely eat any fiber and taco bell doesn't cause me problems. isn't fiber supposed to do the opposite of what most get from TacoBell tho?
Knovar
IIRC fibre is a delicate beast, too much and too little can cause either rapid or stubborn bowel movements.
paintbullits
sweetnaivety
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ICampOntheFirstDate
It just means your taco bell does a decent job at wiping down the counters and putting the sour cream back in the fridge.
AshHaryu
Is that rare? I've eaten from 2 states, at least 9 locations... Idk if that's chance. I know that's not as much as most, but...
TinaEveFox
I can't come within 100 feet of a taco bell without getting the shits. Listen to the Iron Stomach over here.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Your bloodline is weak.
ZebraCockSandwich
I never have any problems with them either, and have been to many different locations in different states.