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Jul 8, 2026 6:15 PM
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Eleshar24
I thought they were dildos.
LicensedAdHominem
Paige no
copingcabana
Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
OhIfIMust
mikeatike
I didnt realize the F135 is that much more powerful than the F119. Granted the second one is always used in pairs.
Profozpin
I'd like if there were BMW 003 and Junkers Jumo 004 too for size comparison
kinogami
Funny, my first thought was engines for pod racers
FPAlpha
Well, they basically are. Stripped out of any spaceship, attached via cable and let's go!
digmybones
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dnl4YmUzNHE2d3k5bWp0MTZrdHlvdXA3Z3VhaXluMWhlcjBmbDIwMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc/200w.webp
digitreal
Sad I don't see a GE TF34 engine on here.
RuBisCO1
No turbofans!
digitreal
How about capes?
FlyByGRider
Are lightsabers really just handheld jet engines?
nyarlathotep777
That would certainly explain how they burn and melt through stuff
NinjaCongo
lbargomancer
I see the disapproval, but I don't see the "no".
DirtyOldTowne
Paige no!
3rdoption
High powered fleshlights.
xtav
The early lightsabers were made out of the handle of a Graphlex camera flashgun.
/gallery/elegant-weapon-more-sivilized-age-sxmz6
spitfires2000
Well... it aint rocket science...
OldBikerDude
Put your dick in it!
Urgalicity
Put them on a Fiat
azmariaBaroness
i remember what a couple of those sound like.
palonoctisursa
Sounds like someone’s trying to hog all the lightsabers for themselves
Bobdole010
Who's lightsabers are those?
barbarian818
Based on length to diameter ratio, either a small species like Yoda, or these are shota to be used in the off hand of a dual wielding Force user.
Xenarion
Who is lightsabers?
DaravinDK
And not to scale
Currahee63
Sudden onset of tinnitus ensues. eeeeeeeeee
weidermeijer
“Maapp…”
Columbus43219
memepawn
Bullshit! I saw one of those on my SO’s nightstand!
3Davideo
Boy they look funny without their aerodynamic cowlings!
Maultasche
stevelite
All engines from Indian Air Force programs.
ChickenNuggetNumber05
also not robot dongs?
Cosmicfisherman
That should be the name of a punk band.
salunatics
I mean, they are used for thrust(ing) so...
TakuanSoho
doobiedoobop
Do it Paige, you coward
TheUnstoppableWampas
No, but you could make a good argument for them being robot buttholes
Nandortherelentless
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2huNHd5MTBwZXNyOTZza3d0bnFhd3k4ZWJiaTZ4OHV2M2ttdjhkdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohs4uWJbV0GSAjyxi/200w.webp
dunclaw
From top: F-35, F-22, Several including F-16 & F-15, Several including F-18, F-18 E/F, Su-27 family, Mig 29 Family, Eurofighter, Rafale
GordonFreeman59
French pilots have been begging for years for a new version of the M88. It is so reliable that they don't dare to upgrade it. Also money.
Elkarlo1977
The comparison is very nice, especially because there maybe a EJ200 variant around the Corner the EJ230. With 72 to 103kn. Looking at the F414 Engine it might be very relevant. The Politicians should order the Development of the Prototype into series Production. (F414G is in the Gripen-E and Trump already blocked the Sales due the F414 Engine)
Noahbalboa82
No wonder the F35 lightning has such massive thrust for 1 engine - look at the size of it!
69Voltage
This post made me wonder about this……
https://www.thesr71blackbird.com/Aircraft/Engines/starting-the-sr-71-blackbirds-j58-engines-ag330-start-cart
jaggcomputing5
That was a great read, thanks for the link.
Lachwen
If you ever go to the Evergreen Aviation Museum in McMinnville, Oregon, they have an SR-71 on display and the cowling is off of one of the engines. You can get right up next to it and see all the bits and bobs up close. Fantastic place. (They also have the Spruce Goose there.)
jondru
The Museum of Flight in Seattle has a completely naked (i.e., outside of cowling) J58. Sitting next to/underneath their M-21 and D-21B drone.
mindstorm8191
That one is my favorite
The thick pipes in the middle are literally air bypass tubes, skipping over the middle of the engine when at high speed. It has a lot of controls to make it run efficiently at all the speeds it can go
69Voltage
An amazing plane. Even more amazing is they did it using pencil and paper, slide rules, etc
DevilsAdvocat
we can either make it leak on the ground, or leak in the air over enemy territory, there is no option c, your choice