The mom is a fierce & funny Italian woman who's obsessed with taking care of her family. Her decor style is trash, but her love for her family is wonderful. Their kids are such pests, lol.
I wanna hear the car insurance advice. "Listen, given that you have virtually no assets, there's no point in paying anything past the legal minimum for liability. You can just declare bankruptcy so long as you weren't driving drunk or recklessly at the time."
My understanding is that this advice applies even more so if you do have assets/wealth, because you can just save/invest the premium and—on average—have more than you need to replace whatever was damaged (and get to keep it, if nothing ever gets damaged). The risk is that you need to replace something early, before you’ve saved much—but if you’ve got wealth, you can afford to play the riskier-but-better-on-average odds. Which, hah, must be nice...
(At least in the US, you still want liability insurance in this scenario, even if you weren’t legally required to: Damage to a car will never cost more than replacing the car, but there is literally no limit on how much medical treatment might cost. That eliminates the favorable odds.)
Honestly if you're any age and don't have assets worth suing over it's solid, cause if you're 50 and renting and driving a hooptie you probably weren't planning to buy shit other than new tires and an oil change for it in the next 7 years anyway cause you're a broke ass victim of unregulated capitalism who isn't allowed to own property because a landlord might want to sit on the portfolio with no tenant.
I was so fucking close to correcting you because I personally always thought it was nail. The rest of your perfectly formed sentence however, told me something was fucky. So I googled it. Thank you for the teaching moment. +1
Sarcastus
I think this would help men communicate much more effectively. Can we normalize this?
film888master9
He left that door open for far too long! We trying to heat up the world? Were you raised in a barn?
seasonaldirtcandy
Ecstasy of Gold. Been my ringtone for years.
YouRadicalizedMe
Nice fellas
downrightmike
Kinda want a Pancho now
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conflictmuffins
The mom is a fierce & funny Italian woman who's obsessed with taking care of her family. Her decor style is trash, but her love for her family is wonderful. Their kids are such pests, lol.
glovelyday
Colopty
You can see the pride on his face for having raised someone that witty.
UncleScarwasright
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Alcohol abuse.
RecurringNightmare
a duel against al dente? thats a bold idea...
mrsparkle001
nothingunused
Either that guy has enormous feet, or his boot too big.
stonecoldstevebuschemi
NotAnotherScreenName
source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xv74SWptOE4
SaucyTV on YouTube
truthader
Duality of man (to man)
Jamnew60
“For A Few Dollars More!”
TheJuiceLoosener
I wanna hear the car insurance advice. "Listen, given that you have virtually no assets, there's no point in paying anything past the legal minimum for liability. You can just declare bankruptcy so long as you weren't driving drunk or recklessly at the time."
dragoonwraith
My understanding is that this advice applies even more so if you do have assets/wealth, because you can just save/invest the premium and—on average—have more than you need to replace whatever was damaged (and get to keep it, if nothing ever gets damaged). The risk is that you need to replace something early, before you’ve saved much—but if you’ve got wealth, you can afford to play the riskier-but-better-on-average odds. Which, hah, must be nice...
dragoonwraith
(At least in the US, you still want liability insurance in this scenario, even if you weren’t legally required to: Damage to a car will never cost more than replacing the car, but there is literally no limit on how much medical treatment might cost. That eliminates the favorable odds.)
ViscousCousCous
this is solid advice if you don't plan to buy a home for 7 or so years, which makes sense if you're 18-25.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Honestly if you're any age and don't have assets worth suing over it's solid, cause if you're 50 and renting and driving a hooptie you probably weren't planning to buy shit other than new tires and an oil change for it in the next 7 years anyway cause you're a broke ass victim of unregulated capitalism who isn't allowed to own property because a landlord might want to sit on the portfolio with no tenant.
VincitQuiSeVincit
I think yer daddy's jes yeller.. *spits*
CaptainAmazing
“Nobody calls me yeller!”
*Puts stove door under shirt*
SignedEpsteinsMother
To be fair, Clint Eastwood did it first.
HeadJamistan
CaptainAmazing
100 bonus points if the music was actually playing in real life.
seasonaldirtcandy
Ecstasy of Gold. Been my ringtone for for years.
Jagernott
Ennio Morricone's work. Though I know that it is famous for westerns, I will always know and love it because of Metallica.
slinkiisu
Knowing this YouTuber, probably
zebulorg
Who is it?
ChokeOnATicTac
I believe it is saucyTV
VastMajorityRule
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZnRvZ3p0M25pdWtwcjIwN3VsNzZ0aXl2eGh6bGxpMTcwbWQ4eW5lbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/THyrosyzGRGsgTrqG2/200w.webp
cytherians
"Nothin' like a good piece of hickory".
BrockEffingSamson
VastMajorityRule
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDVhZWNkYnQycXJldTBiZmdxcnVpZGxkYzZrZmp2M2hzandsaW9yNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4thmiO4H6GJ4O2RvA1/200w.webp
BrockEffingSamson
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3NhOXNxd2k3ZjV5YTc2OG5weWdwb3ltYWdoNGQ5aGE0ZjY5dDF1diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg/200w.webp
CyanideBreathMint
*duel
Dybidude5
Your sure their not the same? (POV)
ButtscratchMcPherson
Bobbutnotthatbob
I accept! Choose your weapons
CompressedInfo
Dual of the fates
JCDenton10
Fuel of the Dates
WeeemRCB
dule
aerodynamit3
WellAckchually
Automated subtitles are going to be the final death knell to conventional English spelling
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
I was so fucking close to correcting you because I personally always thought it was nail. The rest of your perfectly formed sentence however, told me something was fucky. So I googled it. Thank you for the teaching moment. +1
TheBreadTurtle
yeah that would've been the final knell in the coffin
WellAckchually
I did consider using final nail in the coffin instead, but knell is just an excellent word
truthader
Duality of man (to man)
Toast2
The duelity of man
TheChlorineAddict
*dool
JeffTeck
dewl*
TicoMachi
*dule
justlubeitanduseit
Juul
CyanideBreathMint
Kuul
ChiliBeef
Zuul
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3AxNWFjNmhkeDhnaWk2aWJyYjcybGs1MDBmeXZ5M3JvempyY2M2eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o72FdlmN1UjR2sPEA/200w.webp