How to ruin E.T.

Aug 15, 2021 6:48 PM

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I was TERRIFIED of ET as a kid. Those human eyes, that neck... it just sent me shivers down my spine.

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So many things wrong with this, starting with "No, you probably have no idea how you'd actually act in a real-life panic situation."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For those none UK folk who like Greg/taskmaster/8out10 cats does countdown - you might want to check ‘would I lie to you’ with/without Greg

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs to watch it again. Perhaps the most central theme of that movie was the adult reaction to ET vs the children's reaction.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Thats why its a small child that finds him. Kids will make friends with mud and bugs, they dont care

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always felt that way. Hated the film. It was my bro's fave & i was constantly hiding the VHS from him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"To paraphrase the great Jeff Foxworthy, if you bite your first contact on its ankle, you might be a Type-0-Civilization-neck."

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to love ET as a kid. Even got the poster. But after some time, the eyes on the poster fucked with me, and I can't enjoy it anymore.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isnt that the set up for the film attack the block?

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greg Davies, from "You Magnificient Beast". It's on Netflix, and it's absolutely excellent.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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No. I wouldn't. Spielberg made him too cute. Large head, big eyes. Couldn't seem like a threat even if he wanted to.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey it's the teacher from The Inbetweeners

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Thanks Phil”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So ET was lucky that he wasn't discovered by some asshole. Doesn't ruin the movie yet...

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Sound quality is worse than the pixals....wtf?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

It's recorded off the TV, i didn't think the quality was that bad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's not, it's just some incel being a cunt to make himself feel better, too used to their 4k monitor for simping twitch girls

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Also he's complaining of the pixels when one of his only posts is one of the grainiest pictures I've ever seen ?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Well that's what makes it important that a child discovered ET. Elliot was more curious than afraid, more empathetic than violent.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

idk man I was terrified of ET as a child. I would have screamed, locked the doors, called my parents and the police.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, I remember my whole class just loved that movie.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are the subtitles crooked?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was recorded from the TV.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well I guess humour is subjective, like all art forms

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Poor Big Ted or B.T. in the background there...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blue ted*. But yes, poor bear indeed...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

VEGETABLES!

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Yes, yes, you must eat many wedge-a-tuh -bulls!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CUSHION!!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

More like COU-SHON

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He’s wrong tho

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 21

I agree. No way I'd automatically kill an "animal" I couldn't identify.

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No way I could afford a shed

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Or shoot it!

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Whose Dave? He seems to play some form of less significant role there.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 17, 2021 2:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Little Alex Hooooorn.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He really is the most unfunny, scary comedian we have. His agent is clearly far, far more talented than he is.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 19

Absolutely not, cos ye have some dogshit comedians in the UK but Davies is solid. Love him on Taskmaster

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Scary? Really? And Taskmaster is the best thing on TV.

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Man... I've worked a lot in the English comedy scene, Greg Davies is a delight, a gentleman, and he sells a lot of tickets.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be interested to know which active British comedians you like

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Kevin Bridges is the best right now, James Acaster, Michael McIntyre. Greg Davies is boring

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Love James Acaster

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m with you mate, he’s Not funny

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Greg Davies is a delight

5 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 7

He seems pretty boring to me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

SELF REMINDER: Find and watch Greg Davies

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He is a magnificent beast

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Telling Jodie Foster you had your knickers on and almost killing Ryan Gosling, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

An absolute animal. A tree of a man. A kind savage. An absolute unit on all fronts.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LORD Greg Davies.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MA!!! There’s a weird fuckin’ cat outside. Looks like… looks like grandma, the fucking thing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taskmaster is amazing

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Its little Alex Horne

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Its little Alex Horne

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His voice reminds me so much of Rick Mayall. Perfect casting as his dad in Man Down

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, I remmeber the first time I saw him on telly. I thought, hasn't Rik Mayall gotten fat lately? And taller. Hmm.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His face isn't entirely dissimilar too.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

His impression of Chris Eubank is fucking magnificent. His impression of Peter Andre might be even better

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did you see the second time he did his Chris Eubank impression on 8OO10CDC and then Chris Eubank showed up? I've never seen such fear.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I almost pissed myself from laughing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is great in the Taskmaster

5 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 6

The algorithm forced TM down my throat. And I loved every fucking episode of it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop adding “The”. It’s just ‘Taskmaster’.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

My favorite soccer team is the Spurs. Come in you the Spurs!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What, did you get kicked out of the band 'the the' or something?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I found out that Alex Horne premiered Taskmaster at the 2010 Edinburgh Fringe, which I just so happened to be at... Didn't see it, though

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently he used to just do it with friends in the back of comedy clubs and such.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Every bit this guy did was gold on that season.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's an absolute casserole down there.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Freaking love Taskmaster. Watched all the seasons but one, like Season 8 or 9, the one that nobody anywhere has (for US viewers).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys can't watch it on youtube?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's one season that's not on YouTube, and I'm unable to find on other streaming services.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BBC America might have it, but that's pretty pricey and I couldn't guarantee it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh. Well, there's always a hat you could dust off I suppose.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking love that show. Stumbled onto it at random on YouTube and watched pretty much everything there.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The American Taskmaster was unwatchable. British Taskmaster is amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man Down is fucking insanity.Sadly lost Rik Mayall in the middle of its run. His character was bat shit mad and loved it.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Woof.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Taskmaster. Greg's appearances on 8 out of 10 cats are quite epic as well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See, I kept thinking of Marvel

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love The Taskmaster. Everyone from season 5 was hilarious. Joe Wilkinson's potato heartbreak. Rhod Gilbert's insanity.

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

It's the best show! I hate waiting for it each week because I always want more.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Don't take it away from me"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Liza Tarbuck's cake will bring me joy for life.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I stumbled upon that show a few months back and gave it a go. Laughed my ass off.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Been watching that and 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Any good way to stream it in the US?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the first 8 series are on youtube, and the more recent ones are being updated regulars. Worth a look.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YouTube has a bunch of series (for free). I think it stops at 10? Each series has 5-10 episodes. Some are great. A few are meh.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you haven't watched taskmaster new Zealand you should. It's fucking amazing and all on YouTube. Damn near as good as the original

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Uh, no. It really isn't...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The series with Bob Mortimer in it is my favourite. He's fantastic

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That was the best series. Everyone was hilarious and brought good humor. Especially the song Nish and Mark's song at the end.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think they were the group that gelled the best.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if it isn't LITTLE ALEX HOOOORRRNE

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its got some majorly kinky undertones....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

_under_tones??

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And overtones

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just found it about 3 months ago, binge-watched every episode.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quite similar here. I haven't laughed this hard in ages!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still annoyed at how bad they screwed up the US Taskmaster. 5 or 6 other countries made Taskmaster work for them but not the US.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Swedish is great. The Norwegian is decent.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched the Danish one a little while ago and it was fun. Their solutions to the UK tasks are interesting. TIL: There are 9 versions.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were so many things wrong with US TM; biggest was the 22min episode time was too rushed & show lost its laidback, conversational tone.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. There were so many problems and it annoys me to no end. I realized to just say they screwed up big time if not I write paragraphs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm terrified they'll try it here in Finland. They did Roasts here, and some of the jokes were just literal translations from other Roasts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a Finnish Taskmaster called Suurmestari. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K5a3JzVah4

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as good as the UK version, but way better than I expected!

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